This dude…

From Antarctica to Rwanda, Matt dances around the world to a€oeSweet Lullaby Dancing Remixa€A by Deep Forest.

Disclaimer: totally ridiculous.
From: http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/

Wanna see Chris Tucker!!? I know I do!

So we got another mail from Xavier:

I kno it’s an amazing video… this connects with the last post i had with the n*ggas that are ninjas when i talked about my man chris tucker… well enjoy my fellow ninjas!!!!

And remember at the end of this clip my little ninjas make sure you say those magic words "ninja vanish," cuz that’s the last you’ll being seeing of Mr. Tucker.

"Robotic Overlords" Now… Gross

"IT BEHAVES like a cockroach. It smells like a cockroach. It is accepted by other cockroaches.

But it is not a cockroach. It is a robot and scientists say that its invention is a breakthrough in mankinda€™s struggle to control the animal kingdom."

Damn… I know a few ninjas who behave like cockroaches too, but they ain’t robots.

link timesonline
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Graffiti Ninja Weaponry!

In an effort to completely eliminate all graffiti artists, Mayor Bloomberg and Marc Ecko have funded research that has led to the invention of a ninja-less graffiti artist.AA If all goes according to plan, this machine will replace the ninjas, painting walls of the city by night while the NYPD eliminates all the real writers.AA Ninjas, heed this call! We must band together to master such technology so that our artists aren’t all deaded on.
"In a Beautiful Place Out in The Country"

YouTube

Zeekboogie - 2 Year Old Break Dancing Like a Spectre

This young ninja in training is a dancing machine. It’s pretty intense, really, so just make sure you’re prepared!

Check it out… on YouTube

Melt Down Your Pennies!!

"The penny is going to disappear soon unless something changes in the economics of commodities," says Robert Hoge, an expert on North American coins at The American Numismatic Society.

A new push to do away with the penny is being considered, which will mean rounding to the nearest nickel on all purchases. Myninjaplease! You can’t screw me out of my pennies…

While this isn’t the first time officials have tried to remove the coin, this is the first time it has cost more than 1 cent to make a penny [currently it costs 1.2 cents]. So clearly the ninja thing to do would be do melt down these suckas and cash in while you can… or make shurikens.

article at CNN

Aqua

"In an increasingly dense city like Chicago, views from a new tower must be negotiated between existing buildings. Aqua tower considers criteria such as views, solar shading and function to derive a vertical system of contours that gives the structure its sculptural form. Its vertical topography is defined by its outdoor terraces that gradually change in plan over the length of the tower. These terraces offer a strong connection to the outdoors and allow inhabitants to occupy the building faA§ade and city simultaneously. The result is a highly sculptural building when viewed obliquely that transforms into a slender rectangle from further away. Its powerful form suggests the limestone outcroppings and geologic forces that shaped the great lakes region."*

Ninjaplease! Look at this thing! So I’m not going to take credit on this, I peeped it on archidose, but I felt that you all needed to see it. More info on Aqua, in Chicago, at ChicagoReader, which has a pretty interesting article on new skyscrapers in Chi city, and at the designers page, Studio Gang. I once tried to start a gang in studio class, but there just weren’t enough ninjas around…

*quote from Studio Gang’s homepage, images from Archidose

My Ninja, Please! 7/21/06: Randy Moss opens fruit-juice franchise

First 50 cent then Randy Moss.AA Ninjas are gettin into juice, son!AA How bugged out would you be if you walked into a juice store and this tall-ass ninja sold you a blueberry smoothie? (ninjas prefer blueberry)

That would never happen you say? Oh ho-ho, ho… check him out.

"CHARLESTON, W.Va. a€" Randy Moss walked behind the counter in a pinstripe suit with a red striped tie, traded his jacket for an apron, took off his sunglasses and went to work a€" as the owner of a new fruit-juice store.

Making smoothies gave Moss another chance to smooth out a rift with his home state. "

Full Article Via: Star Tribune

The Retro Future

A group of B&W HDR shots of futuristic buildings abandoned about twenty years ago before completition. They’re sick! Check them out.