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12
May

Who Got that Vocab?!

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Trimaculated Tri*mac”u*la`ted\,

a. [Pref. tri- + maculated.] Marked with three spots, or macul[ae].

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“Baby Bush was sorely disappointed that the media-men didn’t even show him a modicum of sympathy on account of his trimaculated colon.”

12
May

Fog of War - Documentary

We usually don’t mess with this name brand documentary stuff… but this one I’ve always liked.  Long but informative.  Know your history, children.

For those of you who don’t know, this film is about Robert McNamara in the 60’s.  Really decent.

12
May

He Is Too a Crybaby

Reminds me of a Ghostface line… something like “50 cent juices in the hood - they gone crazy.”

This is what happened when someone decided it would be a good idea to offer 23 cent pizzas in order to apologize to Lebron James, grown manchild.

12
May

Genius Chimp - Fireman Training

Feeling a little disenfranchised and displaced the last week or so, we have decided today to return to our tried and true formatting - at least for the day, which means… more Genius Chimp!

Video Mondays are in effect!… and I want a chimp.  Pan-kun, we love you.

12
May

Cookin’ With Coolio #6

Nobody can fault this man for using too many different ingredients.

How you gonna keep your spices in a dimmie bag?  Regardless, I want that bell pepper.

09
May

Greg Drasler

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Artropolis MNP

09
May

Young at Heart Choir - Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated

09
May

Opposite Absolutes

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If, as theists argue, a materialistic world view (whether or not you base it on evolutionary theory, which arrived fairly late in human history) means that we don’t have to believe in, and have to live according to, “moral absolutes,” it by no means follows that we therefore believe in and follow “opposite absolutes.” It doesn’t mean that we have to live as sociopaths or become the henchmen for atheistic dictators ready to kill innocent people, as Ben Stein apparently argues in his film Expelled (which I haven’t seen). The whole idea of “moral absolutes” sounds incoherent to me any way, because it provides no guidance when one moral absolute comes into conflict with another. [transsurvivalist]

08
May

Are we sending the right message to ET?

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It’s midnight on a far-flung planet and some alien astronomers happen to have their radio telescopes pointed right at Earth, when they get a tiny spike in RF power - it’s a message! Quick, decode it. What’s it say?

It’s . . . it’s . . . an advertisement for Doritos. Beamed across the cosmos. On purpose.

No joke. Doritos’ latest effort will see the UK public trying to come up with the winning 30-second spot that evidently will represent humanity’s first interstellar ad campaign. With that universal fame, the winner will collect the tidy sum of 20,000 GBP.

In June, the ad will be broadcast using the high frequency radar telescope at the EISCAT Space Centre in Svalbard, Norway. It’ll be aimed toward the “habitable zone” around one of the stars in the Ursa Major constellation, one of our best candidates for an untapped populace of snack food consumers.

But it’s 42 light years away. By the time they get the message and pop over, just think of all the Doritos flavours there will be.

OK, OK, so everybody loves a good PR stunt. Admittedly it could be more enticing than the heady stuff we’ve been pumping out until now, or nothing at all. And I’m as compulsive a Doritos eater as the next guy (or the next seagull).

But we are, conceivably, talking about the first impression we are going to make on an alien population. Couldn’t we advertise something more representative of our cultures, our hopes and dreams and interplanetary worthiness? Like Spam? Corn dogs? Help me out here. After June the marketing floodgates shall be open forever - what do you think we should be pitching to the universe at large?

Jason Palmer, New Scientist intern
(Mashup by danp)

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08
May

The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever (colour)

08
May

Foto del dia 5.8

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08
May

Sneak preview: Method Man’s graphic novel

HOW THE HELL DID A LEVIATHAN GET IN CITY SEWERS?” An important question — and there are few people I’d rather help me answer it than the Wu-Tang Clan’s Method Man. Luckily, Mr. Mef is addressing this very issue in the new graphic novel he’s written with David Atchison and artist Sanford Greene. Titled simply Method Man, it won’t be on sale ’til July. But I’m lucky enough to have an eight-page excerpt sitting in front of me right now, and — well, let me just see if I can communicate a small taste of its awesomeness to you.

Okay, so, there’s an evil sea monster dwelling in the underground sewer system of “One Bad Ghetto, USA.” And man, did that thing pick the wrong kung-fu-obsessed rapper to mess with. In the excerpt, Method Man — er, his thinly veiled alter ego, mystical detective/”murder priest” Mosley Paine — accidentally discovers it swimming around. (This would be when he produces the exclamation that opened this post.) Paine pumps a few bullets into the beast… and then the excerpt cuts off. Right in the middle of the action!

Now I’m fiending to read the rest of the story, not to mention the separate graphic novels that Wu brothers GZA and Ghostface Killah are reportedly working on as well. Who’s with me? And is it too much for me to ask that Meth record a new tune to soundtrack his monster-slaying adventures — a RZA-produced epic sampling Radiohead’s “Fog” (a.k.a. “Alligators in New York Sewers”), perchance? [popwatch.ew]

07
May

Birding in Burma : ‘09

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07
May

How to make a kite

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07
May

Fastest Lawnmower in the World

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