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This is a quote from the story about a relatively unintelligent ninja who just got bagged for his CD. I guess the feds were running a drug case and used his lyrics to find who they needed to find. I wonder how much they paid the analysts…
I also wonder how many dudes named "pookie" got fingered in the investigation. Here’s a quizzle:
Terrence "Big Chef" Jones and 20 others were arrested last week, bringing an end to a 16-month narcotics investigation of the Bushwick Houses, called "Operation Bushwhack". Big Chef referred to himself as "the 500-gram cooker" and the "bag twister" in his lyrics, and listed the names of his drug-dealing crew in the liner notes of his CD.
"It’s like the confessions of a rap star/drug dealer," Inspector Steven Powers of the Brooklyn North Narcotics Unit told The NY Daily News. "We looked at it and said, ‘Wow, he’s giving a lot of details about his life".
Article from SOHH.com
NASA scientists recently made an important discovery: Bird droppings are a resilient construction tool.
The space shuttle Discovery was recently sighted, while in orbit, with a number of white splotches on the black edge of its wing. These splotches of doo-doo were spotted on the shuttle before it took off, which means the droppings withstood the 1,135,590 liters of water that were used to hose down the shuttle and the acceleration from 0 to 17,476
miles an hour during the launch. Now that’s some serious shit! Tony Ceccacci, the lead flight director and lazy ninja extraordinaire, figures it’ll just burn off upon re-entry, when the shuttles edges will reach up to 3000 degrees fahrenheit.
"Usually they can hose it off…Maybe they need a bigger hose."
via IOL
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The video of the presently convicted.
The video alone speaks for itself… My Ninja, P… do I even have to say it?
Props to Ian for being a net ninja.
There’s a woman going to space AND she’s Iranian?AA She’;s actually the first woman "tourist" in space.
‘The Sunday Times of London reported that Ansari, who lived in Tehran before the Islamic revolution, dreamed of becoming an astronaut and often told her friends that someday she would a€oesee the stars.a€A’
Read the article from mosnews.com
A popular music video from Egypt (2004) that took over over the airwaves in the Arab World.
Surprise, surprise, The Rolling Stones and Bob Dylan have found themselves in the top two spots of the The Rolling Stones 500 Greatest Songs of All TimeAA(ninja, please).AAInteresting list nevertheless.
Posted: July 27th, 2006
at 12:29pm
Categories: music
Comments: 1 comment
A short film with Clerks Dante and Randal- are you willing to throw your hat over the wall?
Youtube Video here.
Alex Dragulescu creates art from "data derived from databases, spam emails, blogs and video game assets." These are spam plants and this is spam architecture.
Usually it’s about 40 to 50 shurikens and smoke screen before the po-deans can catch up to the ninjas. But with the advent of the "meth gun" (as dubbed on Engadget) things are about to get hella easier.
Damn, as if cops don’t point enough gats at us already, now they can test for miniscule traces of drugs. My guess is soon they’re gonna be pointing these things at us like flashlights.
Click the pic for the source press release.
Read the Whole Article @ Engadget
