Roll-up keyboard for those tactical missions where your smart phone or PDA just won’t cut it…

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When performing high-speed aerial maneuvers or dodging torrential sheets of arrows, your handheld device’s keyboard might be the perfect weapon, but on remote reconnaissance missions in the field, the bluetooth-enabled Eleksen fabric keyboard provides much-needed flexibility.

"The washable wireless fabric keyboar contains a 63-key Qwerty layout, and can be rolled up to form a compact bundle measuring just 48 by 126 by 32mm when not in use."

via textually.org

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Posted: July 18th, 2006
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You think your system is LOUD? Try the Bladder Buster!

Ight, picture this:

You have all of your friends and family assembled in your newly-completed home theater room watching the ill new action flick you just (ahem) bought and all of a sudden, your entire house is shaking at the foundation like it’s a 7 on the richter scale. As the scene winds to an end and you fight to choke back the tears involuntarily streaming from your suddenly reddened eyes, you realize those water-proof seat covers the speaker salesman was pushing on you might have been a wise investment…

This is what New Zealand speaker manufacturer Arvus has to say about the Bladder Busters (Yes, that’s the real name):

"This 2 Metre tall generator of bass will force all fluids to vacate your body when used at levels that will put the foundations of your house under stress!"

Now, just so you understand what you’re dealing with, those little off-white drivers that look like tweeters, yeah…those are 12″ subwoofers. Right. Six of ’em. And the big black monster in the middle is a 27″ "non-linear compensator." Certainly ninja-worthy, aiiiiight!

(edit: I just noticed there’s a bottle of wine next to the speaker. They are clearly telling us that you must be drunk to appreciate, and survive, the full effect of this sub.)

I’m gonna hold out ’til they got a version for the whip…

via SonicFlare

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Posted: July 18th, 2006
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Jon Stewart on The Net Neutrality Act

Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart CLOWNS Senator Ted Stevens, the head of the Senate Commerce Committee that regulates ecommerce… Definitely check it out. I’m constantly amazed by how clueless our Senate is in general.

link to video on YouTube

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Posted: July 18th, 2006
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MY NINJA, PLEASE! 7/18/06: One Brewski too many

AA

Ok so… The dude who owns Coors got arrested for drizzed driving.AA Apparently he was coming back from a wedding and rolled through a stop sign.AA A breathalyzer test showed that he was over the legal limit.AA Well… at least we know he wasn’t drinking Coors.

AAGee… First a failed run for senate and now this.

AALink Via: Reuters

PS

To the bitty, who’s mad we stole her picture… tough cookies! Stop posting pics of yourself on the internet you drunk slizzard.

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Posted: July 18th, 2006
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Almost as Ill as a Motorcycle

"A short film from 1976 where a camera is mounted on the front of a Ferrari driving at up to 140mph through Paris. The film was made by Claude Lelouch, who was arrested when he showed the film to the public."

Arrested… wow.

The Google Video Here.

Props to Ian for the link

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Posted: July 18th, 2006
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Ninja Skills Come at a Premium

Watch as a QVC Rep shows the live audience exactly how to tame the likes of an authentic steel Katana!

Watch at Google Video

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Posted: July 18th, 2006
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My Ninja, Please Come Back

MYNINJAPLEASE.COM is currently down for maintenance.AA We are migrating from bootsy-ass windows to linux, an actual OS. Ok Ok begin the hate!AA We ain’t done yet ninjas.AA HERE WE COME!

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Posted: July 18th, 2006
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Music Lens

"MusicLens. Super cool free app to help you find new music via a whole heap of sliders to input mood, loudness, tempo etc. Lovely interface, interesting results. Definitely worth a bookmark. [Via Metafilter]

With MusicLens, music lovers can expand their own personal music repertoire with songs that they perhaps did not know about before, or with songs they could not previously describe in order to search for them."

Read the article at Red Ferret.

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Posted: July 15th, 2006
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People that Might or Might not Be Ninjas: Part 1

Don’t just sit there… click the pic.

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Posted: July 15th, 2006
at 11:30pm


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