Alright, so I may or may not fall into the above category, but that’s not what we’re here to talk about, is it?
This new iPod Shuffle add-on makes getting drunk while you bump your favorite songs just that much easier. I know, sometimes even ninjas get lazy. You don’t gotta tell me.
Believe it or not, there’s an animated demo.
the iCapOpener by Sergio Trujillo
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The ad below is from an actual 1932 issue of Modern Mechanix.
There’s no excuse for a headache when you’re held captive as a sex slave!
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Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 5:31am
Categories: myninjaplease,home,robots,weaponry
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Kelsey Brookes is a talented young artist, first trained as a scientist, who brings you the gritty grimy raw and awesome paintings you see before you. He has a gallery of dope artwork up on his site. Just so you patrons of the arts know, these are some of the milder examples of his work. Definitely go peep it and spread the word.
Maybe a little fiyur watur? OK, bad puns aside, I figure this would make a perfect addition to the watur and kind of give the site a Frank Lloyd Wright-esque falling-water theme.
The Hearthfalls are systems that you can set up inside the fireplace, but in front of the flames, that create a waterfall…that’s right folks, a waterfall, in your fireplace. Alright, I know it sounds a little silly, but what ninja doesn’t have a waterfall in their fireplace? I mean a waterfall door is so two or three days ago.
cop it
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And you thought the stakes were high in the drug game! Who knew that the insect blackmarket was a thriving industry? This dude is the world’s most wanted butterfly smuggler… He got pinched in Los Angeles International Airport with over $300,000 in butterflies that are protected by global treaties.
The feds spent three years conducting an undercover operation to get this guy (He would be a ninja, but ninjas don’t get caught)! Can you believe what our tax-dollars go to?
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 4:40am
Categories: myninjaplease,bling,crime,too good to be true,business
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So apparently India has been having problems with monkeys acting way too gangsta; the monkeys board trains and intimidate passengers…erm… human passengers, I mean. That’s a bit racialist, don’t ya think?
The solution? Indian authorities figured the best way to communicate with the monkeys was to be monkeys too, or at least hire one as an intermediary. That’s right, for the past month, the Delhi Metro Rail Corporation has had as an official emplyee a langur monkey, specifically assigned the duty of monkey bodyguard. Strictly funky business!
article on yahoo news
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Match World, a museum operated by the Japan Match Manufacturers Association and the Japan Lateral Match Corporation, has an entire online exhibition of hundreds of matchbook covers from the late 1800s through the 1930s. The entire collection has around 30,00 labels on display.
Sounds random, but as you can see, some of the artwork is amazing, definitely better than the Red Sox lighters I have to resort to when I’m back home visiting.
visit the online exhibition
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So on a recent trip down to Philly, my boy Mike from The Brilliant Mistake spotted these crazy-ass ninjas riding through the hood on horses. That’s it.
Posted: August 3rd, 2006
at 11:45pm
Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,bling,too good to be true,drogas
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The Earworm Assault Devices, from Fur, are combat-themed toys that allow you to record sounds and then replay them to your "victims" via different methods, such as firing the sound gun, launching sound missiles, or tossing sound grenades. I don’t know, sounds a bit dangerous for me, kiddies.
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Like with the railroad, innovations in years are going to be #built out
--07.23.2013--The dilemma here is palpable, be this and you can meliorate inhumane #happiness
--04.26.2013--How many companies actually work about the #product
--04.26.2013--A car that would not require the monthly pushing of a barn #mileage
--09.12.2012--Birds, insects and well being #earthed
--07.08.2012--And yet it no longer matters as much. #meditation
--06.22.2012--Reading material, this is for you #weekender
--06.22.2012--From home to work and back each day #work
--06.16.2012--The undertaking can be paralyzing #climbing
--06.16.2012--Remember the good old days of running #barefoot
--06.14.2012--Bright and beautiful in some places. In other places, it will be cloudy and raining. #there
--06.14.2012--This speaks of the tangible concerns of particular human beings #incompleteness?
--06.14.2012--The latest is, if nothing else, a monument to the fact that #art is
--06.14.2012--What am I to do with feelings like these? Useless feelings in a world in which everything must be made useful. #a step
--06.10.2012--Toast to warm weather with this cool and fruity beverage featuring a potent strawberry syrup mixed into water or club soda. #strawberry cup
--06.10.2012--And on the finish, a slightest bitterness that reminds you of juniper berries. It's a flavor you sit with after each bite, and there are about five of them with each fruit. #apricot
--06.10.2012--He insisted that he was only creating "well-drawn clean humor." But something else was surfacing in his work. #little nemo
--06.10.2012--Kids today spend all their time in front of glowing screens anyway. #how many teachers does it take
--06.10.2012--Businesspeople with good hearts looking to make a difference usually start with three questions: "How can I give back?" "How do I pick a good cause?" and "What skills should I contribute?" But the businesspeople I've met who have made the biggest contribution usually started with a different question: "What can I get?" As a result, they engage more deeply, contribute more of their skills, and do so for longer duration. #cause
--06.10.2012--It is thus flawed, a weightless, overly romantic attempt at economic analysis, special only in that it is not an entirely boring read. #weightless
--06.10.2012--Are nature and spirituality compatible, are they aloof colleagues, indifferent and incurious about what the other is saying? #physics
--06.10.2012--I'm not entirely sure what literary fiction is "supposed" to be...but it is something that we can recognize when we read it, and in terms of speculative stories, it's a suggestion of internal struggle. #weird
--06.10.2012--A beginner's guide to #crowdfunding
--06.10.2012--What to do about health? #soy
--06.10.2012--Gasping for breath because of pollution. #asthma
--06.10.2012--A blogger, twitter, and a million dollar suit. #defamation?
--06.10.2012--As 2012 begins, what will the year bring about? #leap year
--04.23.2012--Scientists published their work in journals that only scientists read, classicists in volumes that only classicists read, and engineers in blue books that no one read. So the reference book was born---the compendium of facts, the chrestomathy of passages, and the anthology of extracts---by which the rest of us could learn and use the information that print technology was producing, filling bookshelves that could be measured by the mile. #wikipedia
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