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Mothballs are the new "hillbilly heroin"? Ninja what?!

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Flippin' dem mothballs ninja...

Some crazy-ass ninjas in France (yeah, sadly, I guess that’s how they roll there) got caught "baggin." Uh-huh. Right. Yeah, they were breathing the air from a bag of mothballs for ten minutes a day to get high. One of them was even chewing on them…
A young woman was "hospitalized with scaly skin on her legs and hands appearing unsteady and mentally sluggish."

Read the article on CNN (yeah, I know you thought we was frontin, ninja)

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Posted: July 27th, 2006
at 6:02pm by Black Ock


Categories: myninjaplease,crime,drogas,not ninja-worthy

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Sandals and Socks Were Like So Last Year!!

Quite possibly the greatest sandal and sock photo archive ever compiled by man. These ninjas know how to represent!

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Posted: July 27th, 2006
at 5:50pm by Koookiecrumbles


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Abnormal Splotches on Space Shuttle Discovery… Alien Lifeforms… or Bird Shizzle?

Ain't that some shit!

NASA scientists recently made an important discovery: Bird droppings are a resilient construction tool.

The space shuttle Discovery was recently sighted, while in orbit, with a number of white splotches on the black edge of its wing. These splotches of doo-doo were spotted on the shuttle before it took off, which means the droppings withstood the 1,135,590 liters of water that were used to hose down the shuttle and the acceleration from 0 to 17,476
miles an hour during the launch. Now that’s some serious shit! Tony Ceccacci, the lead flight director and lazy ninja extraordinaire, figures it’ll just burn off upon re-entry, when the shuttles edges will reach up to 3000 degrees fahrenheit.

"Usually they can hose it off…Maybe they need a bigger hose."

via IOL

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Posted: July 27th, 2006
at 2:13pm by Black Ock


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MY Ninja, Please! 7/27/06: Felon Skips Jail, Builds Apartment in Toys R’ Us, Then Robs His New "Home"

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The video of the presently convicted.

The video alone speaks for itself… My Ninja, P… do I even have to say it?

Props to Ian for being a net ninja.

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Posted: July 27th, 2006
at 12:47pm by Koookiecrumbles


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My Ninja, Please! 7/26/06: The Paris PD be Hatiiin’

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I’m not actually talking about Paris, but rather Nancy, France, where police have made one of the most startling busts of the year.AA They managed to thwart an organized crime ring of crazy little ninjas, hell-bent on rolling the world’s largest joint ever.

Apparently these young dons were trying to register the oinj and actually break the official world record (Guinness, I guess) with a J measuring 1.12 meters… with over 70 grams of kind hash.AA But luckily Inspector Gadget swooped in, just in the nickel of time to foil the would-be blazed-outta-their-mind stoners. Little did the teens know that this is nowhere near the real world record.AA Not even close…. (nahmsayn).

"During an investigation targeting a group of four smokers in the eastern Vosges area of France, police discovered the giant joint containing 70 grams of marijuana resin. It had not been finished because of a lack of tobacco."

And if you don’t believe me, read the story @ YahooNews

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Posted: July 26th, 2006
at 10:18am by black octagons


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Yo, Real Ninjas Got Moon-Side Property… Ya Heard?

Talk to my main man Denislav Stoichev at the Bulgarian Lunar Embassy if you’re interested. You think I’m frontin? Well funk you then…

When you cop your one-acre plot, you be joining some pretty famous land-owners. Among the crazy-ass heads that have bought moon property are Madonna, Richard Nixon, the late Pope John Paul II and some high-ranking officials at NASA.

Hurry up though, it’s fillin up quick. There’s only a billion plots left!

Says Denislav (What a name, by the way!):

"Most people here take it more as a joke, a funny present for someone’s birthday," Stoichev said, adding, however, "in another 100 years we might be living on the moon or Mars and I want to be one of the first colonists".

Welp, it would be good if you owned it first doggy! If any of you cats are into the idea, talk to me first because I got those fatty dimes of moon rock ready for the taking…

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Posted: July 24th, 2006
at 11:47pm by Black Ock


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My Ninja, Please! 7/24/06: People Who Say Aliens Don’t Exist

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In a new documentary entitled Apollo 11, Buzz Aldrin lets loose some secrets about the first mission to the moon. Specifically Aldrin talks about malfunctioning equipment, NASA’s witholding information from the astronauts, and coincidentally aliens. My Ninja, Please! I mean… if Buzz Aldrin says that he saw an alien, essentially as the first pilot to go pretty damn far into space I gotsta believe him. I just gotsta. He is gettin’ kinda old though…

We here at myninjaplease.com have done a decent amount of research involving alien sightings. Many an air force pilot, especially ones that fly missions through the outer atmosphere, numerous test pilots, and several astronauts have reported seeing UFOs.

One of the most well-known sightings took place at a British Airforce base in Rendlesham, UK. Check it.

In recent years, because of declassification legislation in both the U.S. and Britain, many records of alien sightings have been released. These declassified documents are available via government websites provided that you know the report number. They are mostly long (military required) reports of the sightings of UFOs… and there are literally hundreds. Low-flying ninjas are sometimes mistaken for UFOs anyhow.

Many pilots fear coming forward given that the standard miltary process involves psychiatric evaluation, and plus, ninjas don’t like to write 300 page reports, nahm’sayin? Ninjas ain’t feelin that garbage not one iota. I dunno, read about it a bit.

Aldrin Story via The Daily Record

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Posted: July 24th, 2006
at 11:29pm by black octagons


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Tiger Hood… Black Nicklaus

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What a game! Golf and ninja skills? Done.

Peep game at 13gb media, sun!

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Posted: July 24th, 2006
at 4:21pm by Koookiecrumbles


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Beantown Pride at The Brilliant Mistake

So on a recent trip back to my stomping grounds in the Beantown, I met this cat Mike who has a blog that’s strictly holding it down for anything ill, especially what’s poppin off in Boston. He’s got dope photos and all sorts of insider info. Peep him sonny!

The Brilliant Mistake

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Posted: July 24th, 2006
at 1:54pm by Black Ock


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