Archive for the ‘drogas’ Category

Alcoholic Mac Fanboys Unite!


Alright, so I may or may not fall into the above category, but that’s not what we’re here to talk about, is it?

This new iPod Shuffle add-on makes getting drunk while you bump your favorite songs just that much easier. I know, sometimes even ninjas get lazy. You don’t gotta tell me.

Believe it or not, there’s an animated demo.

the iCapOpener by Sergio Trujillo
via HighT3ch


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Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 5:39am by Black Ock

Categories: hood status,apple,drogas

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Ninjas on horses!

crazy-ass horse ninjas

So on a recent trip down to Philly, my boy Mike from The Brilliant Mistake spotted these crazy-ass ninjas riding through the hood on horses. That’s it.

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Posted: August 3rd, 2006
at 11:45pm by Black Ock

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,bling,too good to be true,drogas

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Injectable Opium? NeoCAINE?

Opium for my ninjas

Now ain’t that a pretty flower. For anyone who thought the insanity of the pharmaceutical industry and their advertising was a recent development, it’s time to think again.

Check out these vintage drug ads with great taglines like:
When crisis demands quick-acting hypnotics…

Raise the emotional threshold against everyday stresses…Serpasil

Mabel is Unstable - She just can’t help being impatient and exasperating - It’s "that time" in her life. To see her through the menopause, there’s gentle "daytime sedation" in tranquilizing

and my two personal favorites:

Tyrant in the house? Thorazine can control the agitated, belligerent senile.

Now she can cook breakfast again…when you prescribe new Mornidine.

Be sure to peep them all.

via Neatorama

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Posted: August 2nd, 2006
at 2:08pm by Black Ock

Categories: myninjaplease,life,drogas

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Real Ninjas keep their ish on the DL

indoor garden, courtesy of the DEA site

Now I’m sad to say this is the second post on this site about people getting in trouble because they had to brag about their illicit activities online. This one goes right up there with the genius on "America’s Stupidest Criminals" who rappelled (ninja-style) into the atrium of a bank in hopes of robbing it, while it was still open (not ninja-style)…

Some young ninja-ette in Minnessota apparently put enough information about her horticultural activities up on an unnamed social networking site (read MySpace), that local police were able to get a warrant to search her residence. When local police and DEA agents showed up, they found 2000 ganja plants, which they subsequently destroyed.

This chick clearly needs some ninja lessons on how to keep her ish off the radar. However, the fact that 2000 marijuana plants were burned, and not for the purposes of enlightenment, surely robs her of her otherwise well-earned ninjadom. Ninjas of the world, learn from this youngin’s mistakes - Stop Snitching [on yourself]!
Surely there was a DEA agent who is a secret-toker and sat by that 2000 plant bonfire breathing deeply - he is a ninja for sure…
Read the article for yourself

Disclaimer: myninjaplease does not support witness intimidation, despite the aforementioned ‘Stop Snitching’ reference - if some thug on your block accidentally blasted a 2-year-old in a drive by, rat his punk ass out. However, if some chick is growing 2000 herb plants in her parents crib, marry her and have her move in!

Posted: August 2nd, 2006
at 1:21am by Pheezatron

Categories: myninjaplease,bling,crime,web,drogas,business

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How To Say Bubbly-Sweet-Drink Across The Nation

soda-pop sonssoda bitches

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Posted: August 1st, 2006
at 2:47pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: myninjaplease,life,drogas

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Ninjas don’t do drugs… unless they’re ill 80s ninjas!

a little blow for my ninjas

So for all you hipster-ass, hypeset, billionaire boys club ninjas, think about this goldplated bic pen cap-turned-extra-jiggy coke spoon pendant. At least you’ll look a bit less like a head when you’re rockin this, and if anyone says anything, you can stab ’em in the eye with it. Just be careful with this thing in your nose while you’re engaged in high-intensity combat, ya heard?

Cokespoon Pendant by Philip Tobias Wong at Citizen:Citizen

via the cool hunter

(ed: Thanks for the correction, Betty)

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Posted: July 31st, 2006
at 9:38am by Black Ock

Categories: bling,art,drogas

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Mothballs are the new "hillbilly heroin"? Ninja what?!

Flippin' dem mothballs ninja...

Some crazy-ass ninjas in France (yeah, sadly, I guess that’s how they roll there) got caught "baggin." Uh-huh. Right. Yeah, they were breathing the air from a bag of mothballs for ten minutes a day to get high. One of them was even chewing on them…
A young woman was "hospitalized with scaly skin on her legs and hands appearing unsteady and mentally sluggish."

Read the article on CNN (yeah, I know you thought we was frontin, ninja)

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Posted: July 27th, 2006
at 6:02pm by Black Ock

Categories: myninjaplease,crime,drogas,not ninja-worthy

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A Shout Out to the Feds! My Ninjas!


This is a quote from the story about a relatively unintelligent ninja who just got bagged for his CD. I guess the feds were running a drug case and used his lyrics to find who they needed to find. I wonder how much they paid the analysts…

I also wonder how many dudes named "pookie" got fingered in the investigation. Here’s a quizzle:

Terrence "Big Chef" Jones and 20 others were arrested last week, bringing an end to a 16-month narcotics investigation of the Bushwick Houses, called "Operation Bushwhack". Big Chef referred to himself as "the 500-gram cooker" and the "bag twister" in his lyrics, and listed the names of his drug-dealing crew in the liner notes of his CD.

"It’s like the confessions of a rap star/drug dealer," Inspector Steven Powers of the Brooklyn North Narcotics Unit told The NY Daily News. "We looked at it and said, ‘Wow, he’s giving a lot of details about his life".

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Posted: July 27th, 2006
at 2:46pm by black octagons

Categories: hood status,crime,drogas

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Needless to Say, Un-enthused: Drug Pistol

Usually it’s about 40 to 50 shurikens and smoke screen before the po-deans can catch up to the ninjas. But with the advent of the "meth gun" (as dubbed on Engadget) things are about to get hella easier.

Damn, as if cops don’t point enough gats at us already, now they can test for miniscule traces of drugs. My guess is soon they’re gonna be pointing these things at us like flashlights.

Click the pic for the source press release.
Read the Whole Article @ Engadget

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Posted: July 26th, 2006
at 3:25pm by black octagons

Categories: crime,drogas

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