Real Ninjas keep their ish on the DL

indoor garden, courtesy of the DEA site

Now I’m sad to say this is the second post on this site about people getting in trouble because they had to brag about their illicit activities online. This one goes right up there with the genius on "America’s Stupidest Criminals" who rappelled (ninja-style) into the atrium of a bank in hopes of robbing it, while it was still open (not ninja-style)…

Some young ninja-ette in Minnessota apparently put enough information about her horticultural activities up on an unnamed social networking site (read MySpace), that local police were able to get a warrant to search her residence. When local police and DEA agents showed up, they found 2000 ganja plants, which they subsequently destroyed.

This chick clearly needs some ninja lessons on how to keep her ish off the radar. However, the fact that 2000 marijuana plants were burned, and not for the purposes of enlightenment, surely robs her of her otherwise well-earned ninjadom. Ninjas of the world, learn from this youngin’s mistakes - Stop Snitching [on yourself]!
Surely there was a DEA agent who is a secret-toker and sat by that 2000 plant bonfire breathing deeply - he is a ninja for sure…
Read the article for yourself

Disclaimer: myninjaplease does not support witness intimidation, despite the aforementioned ‘Stop Snitching’ reference - if some thug on your block accidentally blasted a 2-year-old in a drive by, rat his punk ass out. However, if some chick is growing 2000 herb plants in her parents crib, marry her and have her move in!


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Posted: August 2nd, 2006
at 1:21am by Pheezatron

Categories: myninjaplease,bling,crime,web,drogas,business

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    1 May 07 at 11:13 am


  2. That was the funniest yet saddest thing I ever heard, a prime example of smoking to much of her own product….It had to be really good for her to do something as stupids as that…Nice one I could have used a couple of bags of that stuff…Looks good on her for being so stupid


    10 Aug 07 at 8:15 pm



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