Archive for August, 2006

Injectable Opium? NeoCAINE?

Opium for my ninjas

Now ain’t that a pretty flower. For anyone who thought the insanity of the pharmaceutical industry and their advertising was a recent development, it’s time to think again.

Check out these vintage drug ads with great taglines like:
When crisis demands quick-acting hypnotics…

Raise the emotional threshold against everyday stresses…Serpasil

Mabel is Unstable - She just can’t help being impatient and exasperating - It’s "that time" in her life. To see her through the menopause, there’s gentle "daytime sedation" in tranquilizing

and my two personal favorites:

Tyrant in the house? Thorazine can control the agitated, belligerent senile.

Now she can cook breakfast again…when you prescribe new Mornidine.

Be sure to peep them all.

via Neatorama


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Posted: August 2nd, 2006
at 2:08pm by Black Ock

Categories: myninjaplease,life,drogas

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Real Ninjas keep their ish on the DL

indoor garden, courtesy of the DEA site

Now I’m sad to say this is the second post on this site about people getting in trouble because they had to brag about their illicit activities online. This one goes right up there with the genius on "America’s Stupidest Criminals" who rappelled (ninja-style) into the atrium of a bank in hopes of robbing it, while it was still open (not ninja-style)…

Some young ninja-ette in Minnessota apparently put enough information about her horticultural activities up on an unnamed social networking site (read MySpace), that local police were able to get a warrant to search her residence. When local police and DEA agents showed up, they found 2000 ganja plants, which they subsequently destroyed.

This chick clearly needs some ninja lessons on how to keep her ish off the radar. However, the fact that 2000 marijuana plants were burned, and not for the purposes of enlightenment, surely robs her of her otherwise well-earned ninjadom. Ninjas of the world, learn from this youngin’s mistakes - Stop Snitching [on yourself]!
Surely there was a DEA agent who is a secret-toker and sat by that 2000 plant bonfire breathing deeply - he is a ninja for sure…
Read the article for yourself

Disclaimer: myninjaplease does not support witness intimidation, despite the aforementioned ‘Stop Snitching’ reference - if some thug on your block accidentally blasted a 2-year-old in a drive by, rat his punk ass out. However, if some chick is growing 2000 herb plants in her parents crib, marry her and have her move in!

Posted: August 2nd, 2006
at 1:21am by Pheezatron

Categories: myninjaplease,bling,crime,web,drogas,business

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Whatever you do, little ninja, DontClick.IT!

the last click you'll have for a bit

Ever considered that you’ve been conditioned, on the deepest level, to interface with almost all of your computers strictly through a clickable interface? Would it be hard for you to switch up the way you interact with your machines to something completely different?

DontClick.It asks, "What if we had a different interface?" It is both a testament to and test of our reliance on clicking.
"It started as an abstract idea, where the outcome initially was uncertain. It slowly grew to what it is now an interface that wants to navigate under special conditions which provides answer to a fundamental question. Can we resist to click?"


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Posted: August 1st, 2006
at 4:47pm by Black Ock

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How To Say Bubbly-Sweet-Drink Across The Nation

soda-pop sonssoda bitches

Bigger, interactive map from

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Posted: August 1st, 2006
at 2:47pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: myninjaplease,life,drogas

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Snakes On The Wall. Snakes On The Ground. Snakes On West Coast Fine Dining.

The advertising campaign for the upcoming cult classic, Snakes on a Plane, gets pretty crazy down in Atlanta.

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Posted: August 1st, 2006
at 2:07pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: myninjaplease,film

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