Archive for the ‘bling’ Category

Ninja, why don’t you got a iPod yet? Son, iPoor!

This goes out to all y’all ninjas on the hustle day in day out while cats walk by left and white with their pretty little white headphones. You have two options:

1) Be ninja-ish and rob them

or

2) Be even more ninja-ish and cop this shirt

via HighT3ch

The Life Aquatic

This hanging lamp, designed for Murano Due by Patrick Jouin, consists of a bunch of glass bubbles, suspended from a lit base. They are striking.

If you can get your hands on them, cop them, but don’t tell my jealous ass.

via mocoloco

Epicurean ninjas are tender with their pepper and salt… Just so…

These salt and pepper stems (fancy shakers, for y’all un-cultured ninjas) are truly for heads with distinguished taste. Their unique design, constructed of pyrex glass and cork, allows "better control over the condiments by a very light tapping from the horizontal position (as if letting ash fall from a cigarette)." Or a blunt, for all
you non-smokers.

the i sapidi stems, by designer alessandro loschiavo, are available from

aliante dizione

Ninjas don’t do drugs… unless they’re ill 80s ninjas!

So for all you hipster-ass, hypeset, billionaire boys club ninjas, think about this goldplated bic pen cap-turned-extra-jiggy coke spoon pendant. At least you’ll look a bit less like a head when you’re rockin this, and if anyone says anything, you can stab ’em in the eye with it. Just be careful with this thing in your nose while you’re engaged in high-intensity combat, ya heard?

Cokespoon Pendant by Philip Tobias Wong at Citizen:Citizen

via the cool hunter

(ed: Thanks for the correction, Betty)

For all of y’all with too much time on your hands…

Or if you’ve been looking for a zen pathway to home deco, check out this color-by-number wallpaper from Jenny Wilkinson Design. Just remember, ninjas don’t always stay within the lines!

Cop it

via coolhunter

Au Naturale, Ninja… That’s How We Roll…

Bike style, that is. These bike frames from Xylon (and tell me that’s not a ninja name) are made almost entirely of wood.

From the Xylon site:

"Keeping the number of metal parts to the minimum, the frames are hand built to exacting specifications using state of the art adhesives, aeronautical grade plywood, and seasoned hardwoods each chosen for their natural beauty and mechanical properties. The result of this unprecedented attention to detail is manifested in each bicycle being unique."

via the coolhunter

Real ninjas reside in transparent solar powered houses. Oh, and did I mention they float on water?

Well, maybe not yet, but I’m saving up… That’s for damn sure. This thing is gonna be fly.

From the site:

"The independece created by a solar generator opens up new opportunities to create new habitable spaces on water…Solar power allows these floating architectures to be fully autonomous and sustainable. No energy bills, integrated water purification and no land needed."

Word to that. Peep Solar Lab Research and Design and check out their floating houses and solar powered boats. The site is flash so you gotta engage your navigation skills, my ninjas.

Do You Have Mirrors in Your Bikini?

Cuz I can see myself in it… no seriously, chill with the glare, chick.

In what will undoubtedly prove to be one of the greatest inventions of 2006, myninjaplease.com is proud to present to you the UV Metering Bikini.AA What it does is just that, measures how scorching the sun’s rays are and let’s you know when to get the hell outAA(which some of ya’ll farer ninjas need to work on, btw).AA This is truly revolutionary people.AA Go order it, ninjas! Until then, stay away from lobster-back Becky.

[ed: I think I can almost see a tidbit of…]

Article Via: Engadget

Safety Enhancements for Smart Car on the Way

I dunno about ya’ll, but I’d personally still be a little bit scurred to drive one of these things.AA Monster-truck status or not, you could get beasted by a Geo Prism, papi.AA

Smart Car Mod via: TreeHugger