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Ninja Code: Always be prepared…or something

ninja code. be prepared!

These wallet-sized accessories are for those ninjas with foresight. Made to be the same size as a credit card, each one of these serves a specific ninja purpose. We’ve got the wallet picture frame, wallet metric screwdriver, wallet comb, wallet shot dice, wallet ice scraper, wallet bottle opener and, of course, the wallet katana blades (not pictured here). They’re about 15 bills each.
Cop ’em at Gadget Storm
via OhGizmo!


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Posted: August 10th, 2006
at 11:36pm by Black Ock

Categories: myninjaplease,weaponry,gear

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The Ruskis Are Back - And With Invisibility Cloaks (What is this, D&D?)

An excerpt from the article from MosNews:

"A professor from the department of quantum and optical electronics of the Ulyanovsk State University in western Russia has patented a method of making things invisible, Interfax news agency reported.

The so-called invisibility cloak, created by Oleg Gadomsky, is called a€oeThe method of conversion of optical radiationa€A in the patent."

(Ed: Whoa. Wait. Waht? The future is today. Now I just need to buy them out and world domination is imminent. Until then, I’m dedicating all of my efforts to obtaining one of these invisibility cloaks. See y’all later - hopefully you won’t see me.)

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Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 3:58pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: bling,too good to be true,clothes,weaponry,gear

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For All You Ninjas Who’ve Dreamed of the Third Dimension…

3D ninja vision

This weird looking gogglescope allows you to scan images…in 3D. The ZScanner 700 can digitize 3-dimensional surfaces with lasers and two built-in cameras.

No ninja should be without one; it can be yours for a low one-time payment of $39,900. Get in line.

The ZScanner 700 from ZCorp

via mobilewhack

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Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 10:06am by Black Ock

Categories: myninjaplease,bling,weaponry

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They knew how to get down in 1932!

The ad below is from an actual 1932 issue of Modern Mechanix.

how ninjas get down

There’s no excuse for a headache when you’re held captive as a sex slave!


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Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 5:31am by Black Ock

Categories: myninjaplease,home,robots,weaponry

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Send Secret Messages in SPAM E-Mail!

the bard of spam

New technology for modern-day ninjas:

This website allows you to enter a message and will then encode it in the form of a spam e-mail. Once received, it can be plugged back into the back and decoded. An interesting tyoe of veiled encryption…

Explanation from Spam Mimic:

"There are terrific tools (like PGP and GPG) for encrypting your mail. If somebody along the way looks at the mail they can’t understand it. But they do know you are sending encrypted mail to your pal.

The answer: encode your message into something innocent looking.
Your messages will be safe and nobody will know they’re encrypted!"

Check out Spam Mimic


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Posted: July 29th, 2006
at 4:54pm by Black Ock

Categories: myninjaplease,computers,life,weaponry

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Do You Have Mirrors in Your Bikini?

Cuz I can see myself in it… no seriously, chill with the glare, chick.

In what will undoubtedly prove to be one of the greatest inventions of 2006, is proud to present to you the UV Metering Bikini.AA What it does is just that, measures how scorching the sun’s rays are and let’s you know when to get the hell outAA(which some of ya’ll farer ninjas need to work on, btw).AA This is truly revolutionary people.AA Go order it, ninjas! Until then, stay away from lobster-back Becky.

[ed: I think I can almost see a tidbit of…]

Article Via: Engadget

Posted: July 26th, 2006
at 12:19pm by black octagons

Categories: bling,clothes,weaponry

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The Art of ChAAhAA: Secret Message Glove


A glove that electronically passes secret messages.

This exemplary piece of ninja arsenal, The Secret Message Glove, was spotted in the wild on Engadget. We have no idea who leaked this vital implement in the art of ChAAhAA, but we’re sure it was the same malignant element responsible for the 1989 Area 51 cover-up. But either way, check it out. And check out the photo gallery of their Innovation Conference.

Story Via: Engadget

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Posted: July 24th, 2006
at 3:55pm by black octagons

Categories: weaponry

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