An excerpt from the article from MosNews:

"A professor from the department of quantum and optical electronics of the Ulyanovsk State University in western Russia has patented a method of making things invisible, Interfax news agency reported.

The so-called invisibility cloak, created by Oleg Gadomsky, is called a€oeThe method of conversion of optical radiationa€A in the patent."

(Ed: Whoa. Wait. Waht? The future is today. Now I just need to buy them out and world domination is imminent. Until then, I’m dedicating all of my efforts to obtaining one of these invisibility cloaks. See y’all later - hopefully you won’t see me.)