Archive for the ‘clothes’ Category

Futura Wallies


Some custom Wallabees designed by Futura, via Sneaker Freaker.

.:buy now -> via SCHUH


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Posted: February 25th, 2009
at 7:13am by orangemenace

Categories: clothes,gear,design

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‘Green’ Underwears


Our ninjas over at Inhabitat featured ‘green’ underwear by various designers last week for Valentine’s Day - and while the De Beers sponsored holiday has already passed, isn’t it always a good time to buy sexy + sustainable clothes?

.:Sustainable Skivvies For A Greener Valentines-> via Inhabitat

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Posted: February 18th, 2009
at 9:51pm by orangemenace

Categories: too good to be true,green,clothes

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Ninja Hotline


.:via Rizzo Tees->

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Posted: February 16th, 2009
at 12:18am by orangemenace

Categories: clothes,"ninja"

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Technical Textiles


In the 1880’s Mark Twain coined the famous phrase, "Clothes make the man". When some time later, the lesser known, but wittier follow up, "Naked people have little or no influence on society", the sight of ragged trousered ragamuffins like Huckleberry Finn were not a rare occurrence.

Were he around today I’m certain Twain would be heartened by the universal availability of cheap clothing within North America but would he update his views to "designer label threads make the Man Bro", "Wal-Mart people have no respect"

We live in "affluenza" ridden times where the celebrity endorsement of a designer label clothing brand apparently infiltrates the garment with magical coolness and teenagers will sacrifice limbs and younger siblings to own such a garment.

Personally I don’t get it. Perhaps the fact that I’m a grumpy old man who hates shopping for clothes doesn’t aid in my understanding of this "label" indoctrination.

.::further information -> at

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Posted: December 28th, 2008
at 8:47pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: green,clothes,design

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Ramen Knitting

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Posted: November 20th, 2008
at 3:00pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: youtube,clothes,grub

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Rizzo Tees

Rizzo hit me up to let us ninjas know that he has started a new company web site [you may remember we posted Prose Before Hoes shirts a while back - these are in the same vein].AA MNP readers can waltz right in and claim a 20% discount by using the following code: 3JBEE84C.


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Posted: November 10th, 2008
at 8:57pm by Black Ock

Categories: clothes

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reel trouble @ artevist


shirt avaliable at artevist

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Posted: November 6th, 2008
at 5:42pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: green,web,clothes,10th dan

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Bleh! Oh… sorry, excuse me I… YAK!

These guys would make a good counterpoint the Republican Skeletor/Momba-the-Witch ticket.

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Which of these fools do YOU hate more?

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Posted: September 7th, 2008
at 11:34am by Black Ock

Categories: not ninja-worthy,clothes

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Lindsay Lohan Leggings

As parents, we try to protect our little ninjas from the horrors of life - especially in this over-driven American pop-culture economy. And… we were doing a find job until Lindsay Lohan decided to go and design leggings with kneepads.

What?? Don’t look at me like that - I’m not making this up:


You don’t have to be as skinny as Lindsay to wear her leggings, or as crazy. But it helps.

We thought we had to wait until the end of August for the 6126 leggings line, oh-so-originally named for Marilyn Monroe’s birthday, to appear at Fred Segal. Hat tip to Perez Hilton for the great news that we can see the first four items and get them early, as in right this minute!

Yes, if you’ve been dying for a pair of shiny leggings…with built-in, quilted knee pads…named "Mr. President" (Finish the tasteless Friday joke: what’s the difference between an egg, meat and a ____ ___? Hint: you can’t beat it!) then today is your lucky day.

Get a look at the rest of this traumatic magic in the gallery, or head on over to shop intuition and place your order now, before they’re gone. Those leopard ankle gloves are going to fly off the shelves. Absolutely fly.


If you’re worried about what kind of message this is sending to the youth, you might be a chronic sufferer of a little known disease called common sense. Don’t worry, you’re not alone. There are as many as 5 Americans just like you!

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Posted: July 17th, 2008
at 8:52am by Black Ock

Categories: celebrity,too good to be true,clothes

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