People Who Are Definitely Ninjas, Part 1: Wesley Snipes is the Gingerbread Man

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For those of you who don’t yet know (and trust me the ninja communities are on high alert) Grandmaster Wesley Snipes is on the run from the IRS.AA He stands accused of defrauding the government of a cool $12 mil in taxes by not even filing returns for years.AA Now they’re on the hunt for this ninja, and the lost money.AA We happen to know exactly where this money went:AAthese, a couple of these, a few of these, these things… oh and these for the whole clan.AA But just cuz the dude’s a little frivolous with his paramilitary steelo, that’s no reason to be all up in bruh-man’s pockets, is it?

Since he’s been accused, nobody has known his whereabouts.AA But to the authorities, Mr. Snipes is not being harboured by any myninjaplease staff!AA Stop harrassing us!

They think they can catch this ninja?! Ha!!! Wesley Snipes laughs in the face of danger!AA We’ve all seen what he did in U.S. Marshalls and Flight 52 (or whatever)- not to mention BLADE, SON!AA If there’s one ninja equipped to evade the authorities it’s him.AA They’re certainly looking for him, though.

Run Wesley, Run!

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Posted: October 18th, 2006
at 10:38am by black octagons


Categories: celebrity,crime,film,real life news

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  1. To quote the darkest of our brothers, Mr. Snipes himself, in Passenger 57, “Always bet on black!” This phrase is actually scientifically proven to strike fear into your enemies and end any conversation on a high-note. If you don’t get it, it’s probably because it’s science.

    Hidefininja

    18 Oct 06 at 3:12 pm

     

  2. lol rollin

    black octagons

    18 Oct 06 at 3:57 pm

     

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