My Ninja, Please! 8/30/06: That’s not a bomb, OMG, that’s a…

A penis pump!AA


That’s exactly what customs officials said to this dude when he tried to front and say his penis pump was a bomb.AA No he wasn’t a terrorist or evenAAmentally ill (well…).AA Apparently the reason he was lying was because he was on his way to Turkey with his ma’dukes and he didn’t want her to know he was carrying a penile aid.AA

I mean, I feel him on one level… you don’t want to get embarressed in front of your mom, no matter how small your wiwi.AA But on the other hand, you can’t just go saying somethings a bomb in an airport!AA At any rate, now he’s got a felony case.

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Posted: August 30th, 2006
at 10:48am by black octagons

Categories: myninjaplease

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