Ya don’t believe me? Well peep this list of slang expressions and acronyms used exclusively by doctors.
Be careful if you’re diagnosed with neuro-faecal syndrome - you might have guessed, but the doctor’s saying you’ve got shit for brains. A DFO’s doesn’t sound tooo bad though, the "Drunk and Fell Over." What do you think they call genital warts after you leave the clinic? Brothel sprouts!
Those ninja doctors can be real funny girls and guys…
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