My Ninja, Please! 11/20/06: Colts lose, Peyton Cries!

OK, OK… so… Any of you who were being particularly ninjarish last night, and watched football like a good ninja, already know that the Colts 9 game winning streak this season came to an end last night at the hands of the Dallas Cowboys. If you’re from the northeast then I would go as far as to say that this may have been the first time you ever rooted for the big D. Anyhow…

We all pretty much hate Peyton, so when he lost, we rejoiced and ate bon bons and all that good stuff. But, something extra frickin’ hilariouscame to our attention. Peyton Manning was crying. "Suure," some of you will say, "football’s number one all-time choker wasn’t out there cryyying." But I’m going to say we’re pretty sure he was.

First of all, they simply refused to show his face on camera before he went to the locker room. All the camera shots of him were from behind his helmet at awkward angles. The most you ever saw was a gosh darn horseshoe, gosh-darnit. Why? Because the NFL didn’t want their poster boy to be shown in absolute disgrace.

How you gonna lose to the Tuna, Mr. Dungy??

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So where, you ask, is our proof that he was trying to at the very least avoid the camera? Feast your eyes on the picture above and notice that Peyton still has his helmet on. "But Oh Ho!," you say, "so does Romo, Tony Romo, my ninja, my ninjie, my ninja."

Well, my ninjerachi, of course he does. He’s also holding the game ball, DUHH he just came off the field. The rest of indie, barring the defense who was also just off the field (and even most of them) was helmets off! Good job Peyton, and congrats NFL on promoting the number one loserest ninja to ever make this site! My ninja, please!

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Posted: November 20th, 2006
at 11:52am by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: myninjaplease,not ninja-worthy

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  1. my
    ninja
    please!
    ock, can’t even tell you how happy i am that you actually posted this. i had almost forgotten….what a pansy

    orangemenace

    20 Nov 06 at 12:33 pm

     

  2. you are freaking gay!!!!! peyton manning wasn’t crying so you better go back in your closet and spank your self you gay ninja.

    dameon

    12 Aug 07 at 3:34 pm

     

  3. haha, he was cryin like a baby

    black octagons

    16 Aug 07 at 4:09 pm

     

  4. who ever posted this is gay and stupid so what if he was crying he got beatr by the suckiest team in the nfl and still won the super bowl tony romo was crying when his dumb ass droped the ball against the seahawk.

    peyton manning

    18 Aug 07 at 10:13 pm

     

  5. Ninja pppppppplease!!! Where is your “pic” of Peyton crying? Huh? I don’t see one!

    Peyton is MY man!!

    22 Sep 08 at 1:59 pm

     

  6. haha – wow, this is one of my favorite threads…

    btw, all you Peyton fans out there: this dude sucks! hahaha – $hit is absolutely hilarious how bad he is right now. and you don’t think he’s crying after the game? you’re playin’ yourselves

    orangemenace

    22 Sep 08 at 11:20 pm

     


 

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