Archive for the ‘celebrity’ Category

Lebron on 60 Minutes

Do you think he really hit that on the first take? Either way - the under-handed lob? Damn sonny…

In the Building + Feeling Himself

Can anyone in their right mind still be an A-Rod fan [I mean, obviously other than A-Rod himself]? Here he is in the recent issue of Details magazine - seemingly kissing himself in the mirror.

Is he prepping for a career move? Something involving stripping for men, perhaps?

.:A Rod in Details via -> newsday.com

Stewart V Cramer: Hilariousness

We’ve managed to not mention anything about this strange John Stewart vs Jim Cramer and all of the NBC family ridiculousness - but when I saw this video, I thought it summed everything up quite nicely / hilariously.

You’ve got to love how NBC AND CNBC are trying to make Stewart out to be some kind of clown who doesn’t know what he;s talking about - with CNBC suggesting that he [Stewart] should try his hand at predicting the market. Well, CNBC - that’s not his job, it’s yours. His job is to clown you for being inept, and probably contributing to the bubble in the first place. I especially like how Dora the Explorer explains things so concisely at the end of the video…and teaches all the youngens some Spanish!

Now you can tune in to the Daily Show tonight, when Cramer appears as the guest - should make for great television [or you can skip it - I’m sure I’ll be posting a clip of it tomorrow].

Bristol Palin: Slightly Retahded

The daughter of a conservative evangelical christian politician saying abstinence isn’t realistic? Priceless.

But really tho, that’s why you got pregnant? Because keeping it in your pants is unrealistic? The MNP crew doesn’t practice abstinence as a rule, and we’re not all running around with babies. Hmm…I wonder why that is…oh yeah…

WRAP IT UP, YOU FECKIN DUMIES.

This chick is the poster child for teaching ‘safe’ and ‘responsible’ sex eduction in schools. Because abstinence is unrealistic - some youngins will still be gettin’ it on. The answer seems pretty simple to a ninja - teach the babies that they don’t want to be havin’ babies, and to use a condom / birth control. Shit, I’d advise giving all girls in high school ‘the pill’ like daily vitamins before abstinence as an answer to teen pregnancy [note: I don’t really think all high school girls should be on the pill, necessarily].

Also, a message to Bristol: sex isn’t simpler if you ‘wait 10 years’ - having children, however, might be. Simpler still? A trojan. Cheap, easy to get, simple to use, pretty effective.
[And for those of you who think we shouldn’t talk trash to a teenage girl - her fam decided it was cool to parade her in front of the cameras, and expect no response due to her age - which is BS]

Like Mike…

In a day full of random YouTube musings, in which I delight, I think it is only appropriate for us to recollect that they actually made a song about this man. Okay, carry on.

Jay-Z @ Glastonbury

Ha… you kind of have to appreciate how after all the beef he "throws it back" to Oasis by coming out and covering their song. It’s nothing new - but it’s new to you!

SRMDAotW #4

So… the reason this feature stopped appearing on the site wasn’t because we all [of a] sudden found some new esteem for the P.C. [ Ed. You might remember initial reader reactions to this series ]. The problem was that I wanted to present this in order, so, we started in the 60’s… but then it just got out of control. So, what I’m trying to say is that we’re skipping the 70’s for now, but we’ll get back there, and we’re jumping ahead to the 80’s. For those of you who were too young, while you’re watching this - just realize that it IS in fact who you’re thinking.

Yes, my ninjas. The semi-re-re mickey d’s ad of the week is back for now.

Prop 8: The Musical

This shit right here had me dying…gay marriage is going to save the economy ! [I hope, anyways]

Ed. Note: Ninjas support your right to keep your bigoted opinions to yourself, and out of our legislature.

Heidi Klum’s Guitar Hero Ad

Er… this is sorrrrta worksafe.