I will be the first to admit that I spent a little too much time on Matador last week, reading all types of irrelevant BS.AA But, think, my ninjas:AA If I did not do this, you would never know about how freaky the Japanese red light district is - in all its themed sexual glory.AA The picture above is apparently depicting stewardesses from the "flight-themed" club.AA I encourage you to follow the link.
Prostitution is illegal in Japan, which may be one of the reasons for so many creative a€oealternatives.a€A Whatever the reasons, the commercial sex industry in Japan is bold, ubiquitous, and incredibly diverse - a magical hall of mirrors for the die-hard pervert.
Consider this: Japana€™s largest red-light district, Kabukicho, is a convenient two minute walk from Shinjuku, the largest train station in the world, teeming with over 3.64 million daily commuters.
Here is a short list of a few of the more interesting club themes and services available to the paying public. [Link below]
I’m going to go ahead and tell you that this article is well worth it.AA Service offerings include, but are not limited to:
- "Image" Clubs
- "Doll" Clubs
- "Touch" Pubs
- and… the ever elusive "Panty Service"
::[ NSFW article via Matador ]::
That sounds gross… doesn’t it? Ninjas, we already told you how to freeze snails, but, did you know that frogs can freeze too?
It is not recommended that you try this at home.
Do you think he really hit that on the first take? Either way - the under-handed lob? Damn sonny…
Head on over to Cramberry to make your own sets of online flash cards, to help you get your study on.
We recently received a link to this fairly high-res panorama of the inauguration - and if you’ve got some time, it’s pretty entertaining to pan around and check out the scene. Got to especially love Bush and Cheney [shown below] - those expressions are priceless.
If you find something interesting in the photo - you can take a ‘snapshot’ and save it to a gallery devoted to parts of the image that users found interesting / funny / etc.
culture debates, forums and zero-day releases from tv and movie ninjas…
So, I completely understand that the horse has already been beaten, quartered, served to the townsfolk, and the rest divided amongst the various vermin, but, I couldn’t resist re-posting this Onion satire.AA Enjoy.
"...credible evidence that the ninjas are concealing weapons of mass dysfunction..."
I am not prejudiced. Far from it. What I ama€"or, I should say, who I ama€"is a man who loves his country so deeply that he is unwilling to stand idly by while our nation allows itself to be completely annihilated by another incoming comet.
Have we learned nothing from the tragic events of 1998, when, under the watch of President Morgan Freeman, this nation was plunged into chaos, and hundreds of millions of people died at the hands of the deadly Wolf-Beiderman space rock? The mere fact that this country is even considering putting another black man, Barack Obama, in the Oval Office proves that we have not.
We can’t deny the facts, people. All we will get by electing an African-American is Texas-size space particles crashing into the Earth’s surface, mega-tsunamis that barrel into the Appalachian Mountains, and 6.6 billion dead people.
I’m not suggesting that President Freeman was directly responsible for the creation of the Wolf-Beiderman comet or its Earth-bound path. That would be ridiculous. What I am saying is that under the watch of a black man that comet destroyed the entire Eastern seaboard. So, if history is any indicator, a vote for Barack Obama in 2008 is essentially a vote for the complete and total obliteration of the human race.
Don’t we owe it to our children, and our children’s children, to use this upcoming election to guarantee the Earth’s existence rather than dooming it for eternity?
To even risk putting Mr. Obama in a position where he would insist, as past black presidents have, that our nuclear arsenal is powerful enough to divert the incoming comet would be foolish, to say the least. Any decision like that would only break the fast-approaching space rock into two very powerful asteroids, both of which would end up heading straight for Earth, leaving all of us who aren’t on the small list of people picked to live in the government-sponsored protective caves to burn, drown, or die while in the arms of our estranged fathers. The only difference is, this time around, the late astronaut Robert Duvall will not be alive to save millions of lives by conducting a suicide space mission to destroy the larger of the two asteroids before it enters the Earth’s atmosphere.
In my book, any possible repeat of this extinction-level event is reason enough not to elect another African-American president. Consider that later that same summer, just two months after the first deep impact, this very country once again faced Armageddon in the form of another comet hurtling toward Earth. In this instance, under the watch of a white president who sort of looked like an older Dennis Quaid, that catastrophe was avoided entirely…
So, this ninja here performs Thriller acapella - all of it, instruments, background noises, everything - himself, in these 64 audio/video tracks shown. Pretty great if you ask me, even tho this dude can’t really sing.
This reminded me of the video we featured of the prisoners dancing to Thriller…also priceless. Happy Halloween, my ninjas.