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Ninja, why don’t you got a iPod yet? Son, iPoor!

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Ninja, iPoor!

This goes out to all y’all ninjas on the hustle day in day out while cats walk by left and white with their pretty little white headphones. You have two options:

1) Be ninja-ish and rob them

or

2) Be even more ninja-ish and cop this shirt

via HighT3ch

email

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Posted: July 31st, 2006
at 4:11pm by Black Ock


Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,bling,life,clothes

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Paris Hilton…Celebrity Ninja?

paris hilton, elite ninja hacker?

OK, so some famous people are obviously ninjas… Think Bill Clinton or Wesley Snipes Rick James, bitch.

But the newest trashy gossip says that there may be more than meets the eye with Paris Hilton. I know it’s unbelievable, but reliable sources indicate that Miss Paris may be shedding her "dumb blonde" act in order to show her true skills as an elite hacker.
It’s reported that she "hacked into Lindsay Lohan’s Blackberry and sent offensive messages to her friends from it."

Lohan’s spokeswoman says that whoever did it sent "disgusting and very mean messages that everyone thought were coming from Lindsay. They weren’t. We now have lawyers looking into it. Some people think Paris may have been involved because the wording of the messages sounds very familiar."

(ed: don’t be mistaken, she still gets no respect)

scoop from KNX1070 Newsradio

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Posted: July 31st, 2006
at 2:52pm by Black Ock


Categories: myninjaplease,celebrity,crime,too good to be true

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Attaaaaaaack… of the Mutant Tomatoes

mutant tomatoes attack!

A Japanese farmer in Kyoto recently harvested a tomato threee times the normal size and… wait for it… with the face of a chinese dragon! Now if that’s not some ninja ish, I don’t know what is.

Says the farmer, who’s been growing tomatoes for 30 years:

a€oeIta€™s the first time Ia€™ve ever seen a tomato with a fully formed face.a€A
Full Article via Pink Tentacle

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Posted: July 31st, 2006
at 2:16pm by Black Ock


Categories: myninjaplease,too good to be true,green

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For all you urban and suburbarn ninjas… This ish is the Soundbomb!

soundbombing

Soundbombing used to be a pretty ill series of hip-hop records from Rawkus. Now you can add it to the growing list of modern-day ninja weaponry. This cartoonish device is a play on the idea of graffiti and ownership of space. Dubbed the Soundbomb by its creators, the clear plastic sphere has a motion sensor, recording module and two loudspeakers. It’s pretty straightforward: Record a message, hang up your Soundbomb and wait for unsuspecting passersby to be pelted with auditory enlightenment.

Peep the official page

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Posted: July 31st, 2006
at 1:22pm by Black Ock


Categories: myninjaplease

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Y’all ready for some Watur?

watur

Naw, it ain’t the newest hit single out of the durty durty south. It’s the newest needlessly fly thing that I’ve laid my ninja eyes on. So I know, you thought your auto-tinting, fingerprint-reading, sandwich-making door in your Bill-Gates mansion was dope, but IS IT A WATERFALL? I thought not.

The Watur is an actual door, but instead of being made of wood, glass, stone or some other practical material, it’s constructed of falling water. It’s basically an empty door-frame on hinges with sprinklers at the top and a basin at the bottom. Pretty simple, yes, but gangsta-Scarface status nonetheless.
I wish a ninja would try to break in on me now. He might get rained on!

The Watur

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Posted: July 31st, 2006
at 1:08pm by Black Ock


Categories: myninjaplease

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"When you put down one mother, you put down mothers all over the world!" Mr. T Raps!

mr. t
That’s right. The imminent follow-up to our previous Mr. T post, we’ve located the much sought after Mr. T hip-hop video, "Treat Your Mother Right." This dude can shred the microphone. A true ninja making us all proud.

Video on iFilm

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Posted: July 31st, 2006
at 12:43pm by Black Ock


Categories: myninjaplease,celebrity

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Public Domain Media = Good

Us ninjas know how important it is to spread the knowledge, so we’re gonna hit you off with a little quality product…

Huge archive of free movies, documentaries, cartoons, music and comedy that have entered the public domain.

Peep ’em

Good looks, Ian

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Posted: July 31st, 2006
at 12:32pm by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: myninjaplease,music,life,art,web,film

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Brush Up On Your Dirty Window Drawing Skills

dir-tay

The dirty dirty man and the dirty dirty myth. Scott Wade is a ninja who realized after years of refusing to wash his hooptie that beauty might still be salvageable. He got mad skills to be seen here.

Props to Ianfor the heads up…

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Posted: July 31st, 2006
at 12:09pm by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: myninjaplease,art,whips

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E3 says "Peace," and it’s because ninjas be downloading too many xbox games!

sadness

The biggest annual video game event, E3, has been cancelled. The larger companies exhibiting at the event pulled out recently, stating that the cost of the event did not justify the relative media exposure.

The company responsible for organizing the event decided that without the backing and support of the larger videogame manufacturers and developers, the event was not worth holding.AA They are expected to make the official announcement sometime in the next 48 hours.

via Next Generation

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Posted: July 31st, 2006
at 12:52am by Black Ock


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