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My Ninja, Please! 10/05/06: My Ninjas, Please.

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The nerve of some people… read this article.

"A few weeks back, we wrote about the story of how 1970s one-hit-wonder The Knack had suddenly noticed that Run DMC had sampled their 1979 song "My Sharona" in Run DMC’s 1986 hit "It’s Tricky." So, even though this was twenty years after that had happened, they decided to sue for copyright infringement. Perhaps the royalties on that one hit were finally starting to dwindle. Of course, as we noted at the time, there is a statute of limitations to deal with: apparently it’s three years. So, how do you get around that? Easy. You just sue for every time the song was purchased in the past three years. And, of course, why stop at suing just Run DMC? Why not sue the online retailers who sold the song in the past three years. Stephen Bryant has looked deeper into the lawsuit and found that Yahoo, Apple and Amazon are also charged with copyright infringement in the case, for having the gall to sell a popular music hit from 1986 that The Knack just noticed sampled a portion of its song. If you’re wondering why it’s only the online retailers that are being sued (I certainly am), the reasoning from the lawyer involved is that: "because they copied and sold the infringing work." This, of course, makes no sense. They copied and sold the song because the labels that believed they had the right to it, gave it to them to do so. That’s the exact same way that those labels gave brick-and-mortar stores, such as Wal-Mart (who is not being sued) the song in CD format. They "copied" the song onto the CD and then "sold" it. The more you read about this case, the more it sounds like a desperate attempt to get some extra publicity for a band well past its prime."

Ok, first of all… look at these "ninjas" (and i use that term loosely):

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Here we have what looks to be like, from left to right, a male cheerleader, one of the Hardy boys, a dude wearing… stockings?… and next to him… a kid who is in total crisis mode. I mean, this young man has nooo idea what he wants to be when he grows up. And none of them seem aware that time waits for no one, ironically.

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And there they are all grown up. Are these fools seriously trying to sue Run-DMC? And *gasp* where are their prom dates? And why are they all holding their belt buckles? These are questions we may never answer… and here we are sitting around talking about a law suit. Ah well… at least these cats stayed together.

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Oops, spoke too soon. Look at the cat in the middle… doesn’t he look pissed that the one dude is gone? And doesn’t the guy on the left know that scarves are so last year (regardless of when the photo was taken). And guess what happened to the one who was in crisis mode? That’s him on the right. His condition hasn’t improved much.

Ladies and gentlemen, we wish we could tell them to their faces: My ninjas, please.

Original Story from TechDirt

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Posted: October 5th, 2006
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My Ninja, Please! 10/04/06: Your Honor, I Was Raped (ARF!)

So basically, this fool got called out on some Maury-Povich-like You ARE the father of this child type mess.AA DMX, if you can hear me, you are a mess.AA A hot mess.

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"She raped me," the Yonkers native told editor Jamie Foster Brown. "I mean, you know, that might sound like some bullshit. No man has ever been… you know what I mean, like never? Is that the only thing in the world that’s not possible?"

Are you frickin kiddin’ me?AA If DMX got raped by a woman, she must beAAthe giant devil dingo. And that’s my word. Geez, you’d think commandeering a car, on crack, was enough.

Original Article Via Ace Of Spades HQ

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Posted: October 4th, 2006
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My Ninja, Please! 10/03/06: Ninjas Must be Crazy

Police across the nation, please stop beating the crap out of peopleAA

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An attorney for a Hispanic man who was allegedly knocked to the ground and kicked by a police officer is seeking over $1 million dollars for his client, arguing that the city’s failure to teach law enforcement officers "fundamental Spanish" is the reason excessive force was used.

According to the suit filed in a Hunt County, Texas, district court on Wednesday, Jose Lopez was assaulted at a football game in 2004 by a Royse City police officer who allegedly knocked him to the ground and kicked him in the knee and face while wearing steel-toed boots.

In that suit, Domingo charges that an Irving police officer, who was cleared of all charged associated with the pepper-spraying and baton beating of Jose Palomino, an illegal alien who refused his orders to lay on the ground, was forced to use such tactics because he could not communicate in Spanish.

"The officer’s defense was that he wasn’t trained by the Irving police department on how to subdue a suspect without using a baton," Garcia told KILF radio talk-show host Greg Knapp. "And second, that the only phrase he knew in Spanish was, ‘Manos aqui’.

"Yes, In my defense I would like to say that I was never trained in the spanglish language by the city of Irvine.AA ThereforeAA I had to severely beat and mace the unarmed suspect, your honor." Good grief.AA

Garcia called Knapp’s use of the term "illegal alien" in reference to his client a "racial slur," likening it to "calling people nigger!"

WHOA WHOA WHOA… hold on… are they serious?AA This dude was in fact an illegal alien though.AA That’s the legal definition… that’s nothing like nigger.AA On the other hand, I do feel what the dude’s saying to some extent.AA For instance, I’m a ninja… but I still don’t want people calling me that on the street, you know what I mean?

The suit against Royce City is seeking $1 million in exemplary damages, $3,000 in medical expenses, $150,000 in damages for pain and suffering and $25,000 for lost wages, as well as an apology from the police officer.

No he didn’t take it as far as an apology… wow.AA I guess his feelings were hurt too.

Via: WorldNetDaily

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Posted: October 3rd, 2006
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Giant Puppet Attacks Reykjavik (Fo’ Reals)

Yup. Once again video proof.

Archive at thetv

[Ed: this is almost a myninjaplease.]

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Posted: October 3rd, 2006
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My Ninja, Please! 9/27/06: Thanks Newsweek - we couldn’t keep the masses ignorant without you

That’s right, Newsweek’s cover story for its international editions were all about the war in Afghanistan, while American readers were taught about the life of a celebrity photogrpaher - And people wonder why there are so many ignorant fools in this country?

Story via RawStory

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Posted: September 27th, 2006
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Realest Ninja Alive Act III: Freddy vs. Ra

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"I read the article and it set me off, " Foxx said. "He said I’m ‘not ferocious.’ How dare he? His ego kicked in. I said I’m gonna let the world know who he really is. People are only calling him a legend because of what he did with Eric B. Everything after that was wack. Nobody will say it to his face."

Declaration from hiphopdx

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Posted: September 26th, 2006
at 4:59pm by Koookiecrumbles


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MCFerrin Remix

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Remix your own version of "Don’t Worry Be Happy."

FromAA bobbymcferrin.com

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Posted: September 25th, 2006
at 1:28pm by Koookiecrumbles


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You’re still Checking this page? Pffft

Well good for you, captain!AA Thanks for visiting MNP once again!AA We have news for you:

We’re baaaack.

Be sure to check back often for updates.
Also I would like to announce that our resident comedian the X-man will be helping us out with the first annual Ninja Awards (or The Ninjies) coming soon.

Yeah we’re pretty angry about missing that whole Crocodile Hunter bandwagon too… stop emailing us about it!AA Yes.

Yes.AA We’re back; you ninjas better be happy that we’re once again here to whoop your funky asses.

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Don’t think for a second that any dead horse will stay completely un-beaten.

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Posted: September 22nd, 2006
at 11:44am by black octagons


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Down For Maintenence

Thanks to all those who have contributed to myninjaplease.AA It’s hard to believe that this has been two months, the response has been overwhelming.

Currently we are taking the site offline for maintenence.AA Our pagoda needs to be fortified to withstand even the most thorough attacks from spammers and other warlords alike.AA During this (hopefully) brief downtime, please feel free to browse the archives.

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Posted: September 12th, 2006
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