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Aright y’all, we here at MNP would like to thank everyone for their support these first few months. Props for spreading the word and helping to increase the MNP fam.

That said…I know you see that lil ‘comment’ option after each post. Some imput/feedback/contributions would be appreciated…

Also, recruiting is underway for the MNP street team…any of those interested and willing should hit me at orangemenace@myninjaplease.com

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Posted: November 2nd, 2006
at 9:17am by orangemenace


Categories: myninjaplease

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My Ninja, Please! 10/31/06: For Fallafel and Honor

Happy All Hallows Eve my ninjas and ninja-baby’s. I hope ya’ll got your costumes ready for tonight, the spirits come out. This is one of the only nights of the year that’s it’s appropriate (and furthermore mnp-approved) to dress up like a ninja. Just don’t take it too far or you might offend.

That being said, the following article is scarier than anything else koookiecrumbles (our resident ghost) cooked up for today’s Halloween special. mnp is taking you ghouls to school. So everybody put your masks on and give this one a proper my ninja, please!!

Whether standing in a line or in the parking lot, mugs are getting stabbed.

article at news.yahoo

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Posted: October 31st, 2006
at 3:33pm by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: myninjaplease,weaponry,real life news

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Realest Ninja Alive Act IV: Limbaugh VS Alex Keaton

The battle between Freddy Foxxx and Rakim the Master still rages on. Cam’ron stands in the darkness holding his bling. Martha Stewart prowls through the night. And somewhere, in between earth and hell, another battle rages to determine who is [ahem] THE REALEST NINJA ALIVE!!! orangemenace reports live from the scene:

VS

So…Rush seems to have hit a new low, attacking Michael J. Fox recently for ‘faking/over exaggerating’ his Parkinson’s symptoms. I don’t know if Rush is actually nuts [although I would say probably] or if maybe his illegal immigrant/underpaid maid screwed up the illegal prescription medications in his bathroom [oh, you don’t remember all that?]. Either way, Fox is one of the most recent people to get attacked on personal grounds for being involved in something Limbaugh is against [in this case, Fox has been doing ads for stem cell research…something we won’t get into here].

So check out is this [amusing] article from Slate on the recent verbal assault, and Limbaugh’s general insanity. Here’s a taste:

"I once had a friend who listened to Rush Limbaugh three hours a day. He was a Republican operative. He sat in my apartment, wearing headphones, while I worked. He swore that if I put on the headphones for 10 minutes, I’d be hooked. So I put them on.
Inside the headphones was another world. Everyone in this world thought the same way, except liberals, and they were only cartoon characters, to be defeated as though in a video game. In the real world, my friend was unemployed and had been staying with me, rent-free, for two months. But inside the headphones, he could laugh about welfare bums instead of pounding the pavement."

I refuse to actually link to Rush, so you can search for the specific comments yourself, although I would advise against it. But like I said, check the Slate article.

[note: Mike’s previously mentioned breakout character, Alex Keaton, was a staunch republican. ah the irony…]

And we’re not quite sure who’s gonna win this one folks… but stay tuned! One things for sure, winner of these faces either Foxxx or Rakim. My money’s on fox. The crown would love to see Fox vs. Foxxx.

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Posted: October 30th, 2006
at 10:50am by orangemenace


Categories: myninjaplease,not ninja-worthy,politricks

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My Ninja, Please! 10/27/06: My ninja! Enough said

This story is the perfect example of an important concept that anyone will discover after spending enough time in the dojo: do not judge a book by it’s cover - often times those who look least threatening are the most dangerous…

In this case, our protagonist is an unassuming 70-year-old grandfather named Douglas O’Dell who was jumped by four teenagers. Bad move kids. Turns out this senior citizen is ex-British special forces - aka - the hooligans got one hell of a beating:

"Bad move," said Douglas. "The only part he got right was grandad. If you’re gonna grab someone from behind take their arms and pin them to their waist.

"This joker, I was able to grab his elbow, crouch down and throw him over my shoulder. He landed on his back on a fence and squealed like a stuck pig."

Mr. O’Dell, we grant thee ninja status (not like you needed recognition from us) and formally invite you to stop by the myninjaplease dojo next time you are on this side of the Atlantic.

Story via the Daily Mall

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Posted: October 27th, 2006
at 10:03pm by Pheezatron


Categories: myninjaplease,too good to be true,9th dan

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James Dixon: World Tour ’06

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I’ve got to be honest…I hate James a lil bit for this, but I figured I should move on and give him his props. This SOB just finished his tour of [some of] the globe, leaving photos and a blog to incite jealousy in those of us who know him. Enjoy.

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[note: you hate him a lil too now, am I right?]

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Posted: October 27th, 2006
at 1:56pm by orangemenace


Categories: myninjaplease,photo

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My Ninja, Please! 10/26/06: Cammo Day at School

This school in Florida does some type of anti-drug week every year to commemorate some dude who died back in the 80’s [I know you like the abridged version].AA Basically some teacher decided that it was a good idea for all the kids to wearAAmilitary fatiguesAAto school to symbolize the "fight against drugs."AA

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"Hey, Cooper, guess who forgot their fatigues?"
"Probably that loser girl, Emily.AA Let’s show her how we do down here in Guantanamo"

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First of all, my silly ninja, it’s called the "war on drugs"… and it involves real troops in cammo’s, not school children.AA Yes, motherfudgers are (and have been since back in the day)AAdying as a result of this war itself, not to even mention the current war going on.

And even in peace time, when is it appropriate for kids to come to school like it’s Kuwait in ’94, whatAAwith all the damned school shootings going down these days!AA I would like to say to the principal of this school, My Ninja, Please use your common sense.

"I’m just not getting the camouflage," said Angie Arellano, whose sixth-grade son opted out. "With everything going on in the world, I really don’t get it." She suggested more lighthearted alternatives, such as "wear your jeans inside out" or "wear opposite shoes." She said she planned to have a long talk with her son about war and violence in response to the event.

Original Article from Washington Post

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Posted: October 26th, 2006
at 2:40pm by black octagons


Categories: myninjaplease,not ninja-worthy,real life news

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Poo on a Train LP

No its not an album! Ha, fooled ya, but it is an habitual act by a British man who has left his smelly mark on about 30 trains since his reign of terror began in August.

full article at orange

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Posted: October 24th, 2006
at 5:56pm by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: myninjaplease,life,crime,too good to be true,fo' real?,real life news

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Fu#k Sharkdiving, Secret Monastry Seeing!

tibet route

tibet route 2

the world’s most dangerous tourist spot gallery at damncoolpics.blogspot

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Posted: October 24th, 2006
at 10:51am by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: myninjaplease,business

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Rent Is Too Damn High

Fumbeling for a candidate- free college and a rent freeze are McMillan’s platform.

from rentistoodamnhigh

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Posted: October 24th, 2006
at 10:40am by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: myninjaplease

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