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Posted: February 13th, 2008
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’72 Dolphins Annual Hater Party

Haters…

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GLENDALE, Arizona: With the 1972 Miami Dolphins’ legacy safe for at least another season, Don Shula took a moment to congratulate the New England Patriots on a "great season."

But not the greatest season. That distinction still belongs to Shula’s 17-0 Dolphins, who remain the NFL’s only undefeated team after the Giants shocked New England 17-14 in the Super Bowl.

"The Patriots had a great season, but it shows just how difficult it is to go undefeated," Shula said. "Our players and our fans feel that much more proud of our accomplishment."

The Giants were happy to do their part to protect the Dolphins’ place in history.

Giants guard Chris Snee had a message for the Dolphins. "Thanks for supporting us," he said. "Your record stands for another year, I guess."

By tradition, members of the ’72 Dolphins uncork champagne bottles every autumn when the NFL’s last remaining unbeaten goes down. This time, the party didn’t happen until Sunday night, when the Giants handed the New England Patriots their first loss a€" in their 19th game.

"Obviously, we’re proud to still be the only undefeated team in the history of the National Football League," former Dolphins running back Jim Kiick said in a statement. "We’re proud of it. Why shouldn’t we be?"

The ’72 Dolphins cast a long shadow over this Super Bowl. Kiick, Garo Yepremian, Larry Little and Mercury Morris gathered Friday for a media briefing. And in many local bars it was easy to find an argument over who would go down as the greater team a€" the Dolphins or this year’s Patriots.

That debate is moot now. The Patriots’ march on the Dolphins died in the desert.

"We never were against the New England Patriots," Kiick said. "We have our accomplishments.

"We’re not comparing ourselves to anyone else from other generations. We’re happy with our own accomplishments. The Patriots are a great football team. Unfortunately, they didn’t win this Super Bowl."

The Dolphins remained in the spotlight after the game, sharing the attention with the victorious Giants, their new favorite team.

"They played a fabulous game and I really thought they deserved to win," former Miami tight end Jim Mandich said. "I really feel the better team won." [LINK]

Wowsers… what a bunch of cornballs.

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Posted: February 12th, 2008
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Conspiracy Theories

In the spirit of abject denial, disgrace, and shame (shock, awe, incredulity, anger, misanthropy) at the Patriots loss in the Superbowl, we are boycotting posting today. If you want to hear some conspiracy theories, read our arch page.

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Congrats to the NY Giants for defeating the Goliath-like Patriots. We thought we had it in the bag, but that’s why they play the game! If not for you meddling kids…

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Posted: February 4th, 2008
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Spy Satellite May Fall to Earth in Early Feb

Not making this up either, here it is from the BBC:

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Paranoid sky watchers: look out! Your chances of being struck by something from above just increased over the next couple of months, as the US government has lost control of a spy satellite that is expected to come crashing down sometime in February or March. Where will it land? Nobody knows, and while the government is assuring the Associated Press that the situation is being monitored, details have been sketchy at best, due to the sensitive nature of this being a spy satellite.

Ita€™s not uncommon for satellites to come out of orbit, but there is a small level of concern over this one. Typically spy satellites, used for reconnaissance and information gathering, are discarded through a controlled re-entry, dumping the satellite into the ocean where nobody can access the craft and the secrets it might hold. Since there is no control over this satellite, thata€™s not an option.

Also not an option: shooting the satellite out of the sky. While a move could protect something below the bus-sized projectile, doing so would just create more debris to rain down on those below.

Then therea€™s the concern over potentially a€oehazardous materialsa€A onboard, which experts are speculating might be beryllium. The metal is used in defense and aerospace due to its high melting point, but after experiencing the high temperatures of re-entry, the metal could cause incurable respiratory issues for anyone who breathes in the material.

While the Associated Pressa€™s article doesna€™t make this sound like therea€™s a huge threat to worry about, I cana€™t help but be concerned over the possible side effects. Dona€™t half of the zombie movies out there begin with some satellite re-entering the planeta€™s atmosphere with some dangerous byproduct that results in the dead awakening? Watch the skies for falling satellites, but perhaps we should also prepare for an onslaught of zombies as well. [link]

Supposedly this thing is about the size of a bus. We could be experiencing some Donnie Darko-esque moments down here on the surface. Let’s all hope that this doesn’t end up like that time when Cobra knocked the G.I. Joe satellite down with a tractor beam:

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Anybody else notice this is a little bit racialist?

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Posted: January 28th, 2008
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"Crash Destiny at S. Gare"

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Posted: January 27th, 2008
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"Bertrand Russell on rational man"

"It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this."

Rational man is a myth. And that pervasive myth is what disorients most organizations and prevents them from developing endearing and enduring brands.

Don’t believe me? Take a look at at this clip from a Japanese game show. This is not a segment from Saturday Night Live. It’s real! It’s nuts! It’s us! (Note: Watch the red team and have a hearty laugh).

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Posted: January 27th, 2008
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Geographic prisons

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Posted: January 27th, 2008
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Mug shots 1

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Posted: January 27th, 2008
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Possible Senility?

Clinton sleeps through MLK Day service.

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Posted: January 23rd, 2008
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