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My Ninja, Please! 7/26/06: The Paris PD be Hatiiin’

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I’m not actually talking about Paris, but rather Nancy, France, where police have made one of the most startling busts of the year.AA They managed to thwart an organized crime ring of crazy little ninjas, hell-bent on rolling the world’s largest joint ever.

Apparently these young dons were trying to register the oinj and actually break the official world record (Guinness, I guess) with a J measuring 1.12 meters… with over 70 grams of kind hash.AA But luckily Inspector Gadget swooped in, just in the nickel of time to foil the would-be blazed-outta-their-mind stoners. Little did the teens know that this is nowhere near the real world record.AA Not even close…. (nahmsayn).

"During an investigation targeting a group of four smokers in the eastern Vosges area of France, police discovered the giant joint containing 70 grams of marijuana resin. It had not been finished because of a lack of tobacco."

And if you don’t believe me, read the story @ YahooNews

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Posted: July 26th, 2006
at 10:18am by black octagons


Categories: myninjaplease,crime,drogas

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Welsh MC Devvo and Shady Pies Hold It Down

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I’m not sure what that is, but knowing those Carthridge mothas, all is good- just takes a couple minutes to take itAAin. Repping what would be known as "Chav Culture," MC Devo talks about the studio and "Shady Pies" then plays a track for the Devvo to rap over.

Last line of video: "I ain’t givin’ you me number cuz we ain’t got one!"

[ed: I don’t know if these cats are elite… or patently ridiculously, you be the judge.AA But definitely watch through to the end, as that’s when the music video comes on, idd’nit?]

http://www.fat-pie.com/

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Posted: July 24th, 2006
at 9:49am by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: hood status,music,drogas,not ninja-worthy

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Terry Gilliam and Coke - The Perfect Recipe?

Fear and Loathing of evil ninjasAAAAAA

Happiness Factor - A Talk About Creativity

A Coke Commercial by Terry Gilliam
Via: Google Video

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Posted: July 19th, 2006
at 11:42pm by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: celebrity,drogas,film

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Wow.

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Ninjas all over the world are stunned.

Not only are we shocked (and awed) by your actions, Tom, but we are also ROLLING at you getting your groove on. The one time you get on BET, man…

via: YouTube

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Posted: July 19th, 2006
at 5:11pm by black octagons


Categories: myninjaplease,bling,youtube,celebrity,drogas

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Modern Day Bridge Troll Taken in on Charges of Drug Possession!


Boulder police arrested a man who was demanding $1 from joggers and bikers that were trying to cross the bridge. He insisted that he was a bridge troll who owned the bridge. When an off-duty deputy refused to pay, the troll allegedly attacked him, hitting his bicycle with a broken golf club. Trolls apparently don’t know the benefits of a kitana blade.

After being subdued and having the cops confiscate a joint rolled in dollar bills from him, the troll admitted to being on a bad trip.

original article on The Denver Channel
via fark

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Posted: July 14th, 2006
at 7:44pm by Black Ock


Categories: hood status,life,crime,too good to be true,drogas

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So we all know junk food is bad, but CRACK in the pringles?

Yes, my ninja, it’s true. The Austin, TX police apparently confiscated "17 cookies of crack cocaine" after arresting a man for giving them a fake name. So yeah, when you’re on the way to your next crack party and you get pulled over, give them your real name!

via boingboing
The Blotter article here
and the photo link

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Posted: July 14th, 2006
at 10:05am by Black Ock


Categories: hood status,life,crime,drogas

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