Archive for the ‘too good to be true’ Category

Ninja Bandage

band-aids for 3.99 at perpetualkid


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Posted: November 29th, 2006
at 11:38am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: too good to be true,weaponry,gear

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Happy Turkey Day!

Bush received a surprise from a rebelling turkey.

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Posted: November 23rd, 2006
at 8:15pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: too good to be true,not ninja-worthy,politricks,real life news

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interview with the writer of the new Lonely Planet Guide to Micronations

from bldgblog.blogspot

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Posted: November 23rd, 2006
at 7:25pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: too good to be true,home,politricks,fo' real?,real life news

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Questions at Light

Is he Kramer no more?

An interesting interpretation of one of the ambassadors of comedy’s exit from popular respect.

For 28 years the Laugh Factory has prided itself on being the only club that guaranteed laughter. On Friday night the club exercised that pledge and refunded money to its patrons for the first time.

the Laugh Factory response from an anonymous ninja [jim]

Did Cosmo have too much?

[Ed: even though i tried to censor this post, koookiecrumbles went ahead and posted it anyway. Let me just say that ninjas everywhere are heated about this foolishness. After today, Kramer is officially banned from mnp!]


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Posted: November 22nd, 2006
at 12:05pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: myninjaplease,celebrity,too good to be true,not ninja-worthy,fo' real?,real life news

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Damn Good Impersonations

video from vids.myspace

rap impersonations by Aries Spears
when the impersonator gets impersonated

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Posted: November 22nd, 2006
at 10:39am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,too good to be true,web

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I’m… I’m… iPod

Though this might not be reccommended for people who, as discussed below, have iku iku byo, it still seems like loads of fun for the rest of the population. Or 51%, anyway.

November 20, 2006 Sexuality is common to us all. Like music, it is a universal language that can overcome all barriers, so, maybe they can be combined? . Developed using a team of 500 beta testers, the Ohmibod is a music-powered vibrator that translates tunes from any MP3 player (actually any audio source so iRiver, Creative, Zune etc will all work too) into vibrations.

Article via: gizmag

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Posted: November 21st, 2006
at 3:50pm by black octagons

Categories: too good to be true,apple

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Ninjas on the lookout for ‘iku iku byo’ (Cum Cum Disease)

Growing numbers of Japanese women are afflicted with an illness that gives them orgasms virtually 24 hours a day.

"If a guy simply taps me on the shoulder, I just swoon. Even when I go to the toilet, my body reacts. I’m a little bit scared of myself," one woman sufferer tells Shukan Post.

Another adds: "When I got on the train one day, I could feel blood gushing toward a certain part of my body and it felt so good I almost let out a moan. It was sheer murder when everybody got pushed into the carriage."

Story via Mainichi Daily News

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Posted: November 21st, 2006
at 12:15pm by Pheezatron

Categories: life,too good to be true,fo' real?

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Tell a Friend!

Did you know that you could tell a friend about myninjaplease by clicking on that lil’ link down yonder below each post that says "tell a friend?" Well duhhh. You can also click the appropriate icon to add us to any of the social bookmarking sites we have listed. If you would like to see more or other features let us know!


Read our RSS and remember, SHARING MEANS CARING, my ninjas!!

[Ed: this would be especially crucial for the post right below]


Ace Dickerson asked us a question:

    1. Ace Dickerson Says:
      Two questions. Call me stupid, but:
      what is "RSS" ?
      and what are the three little image link buttons above "tell a friend" ?

    Well Mr. Dickerson (and I do feel dirty calling you that), I’m glad you asked, you un-saavy ninja. RSS stands for either rich site summary or really simple syndication depending on what ninja you ask. Basically, those links in our sidebar are the links to our RSS feeds. If you use and RSS enabled device (phone, psp, camera, screen saver, browser, umm.. bag of peanuts) then you get a stream from our site of up to date content. That way you dont always have to log in to the site to know what’s going on in the dojo, my son. Thus and therefore, get down on it, my dude!

    Now those little goofy little linked pictures see come to us by way of wordpress plugin Notable which allows you to easily submit an article from this site to one of (in our case) three bookmarking sites. A lot of people use these sites to find web content. For instance, if you have a account you can "digg" one of our articles by just clicking a button? Good deal, right?

    I hope that answers your question and thanks for supporting [tag]mnp[/tag], famly.

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Mike Tyson has a female equal

Mike Tyson

If you’re like me you are not liking boxing as a sport right now. Boxing is missing its pageantry, it’s celebrity, but most importantly the one punch knockout (not just any knockout punch, but one that when you see it, you’ll feel it. Watch this and after realize two things:

1.Boxing is not dead

2.When LL Cool J told us "Mamma said Knock You Out" BELIEVE IT

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Posted: November 20th, 2006
at 1:13pm by Xceleron

Categories: hood status,too good to be true,weaponry,9th dan

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