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Ciroc Obama

Puffy alleges that there are no black people in Alaska, amongst other true nonsense.

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mnp warlord (12:09:04 PM): she’s a nice lady… but you shoulda picked michelle obama as yo’ running mate
guru jen (12:09:11 PM): laughing
mnp warlord (12:09:17 PM): "that is completely irresponsible"
guru jen (12:09:20 PM): laughing
mnp warlord (12:09:26 PM): hahaha
mnp warlord (12:09:32 PM): i don’t believe it gets funnier
mnp warlord (12:09:52 PM): Ciroc Obama… wow
guru jen (12:10:10 PM): laughing
mnp warlord (12:10:42 PM): what is he sitting on top of that spins like that?
mnp warlord (12:10:48 PM): and how can he concentrate
guru jen (12:10:55 PM): i know
guru jen (12:11:03 PM): it’s a mini merry go round thing
guru jen (12:11:09 PM): on some ghetto ass playground
mnp warlord (12:11:14 PM): hahaha
guru jen (12:11:17 PM): it is like symbolic of like american politics

Special thanks to Lucy for this one.

.::Via -> PerezHilton


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Posted: September 1st, 2008
at 12:27pm by Black Ock

Categories: celebrity,politricks,real life news

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The Most Trusted Man In America?


In fact, Mr. Stewart regards comedy as a kind of catharsis machine, a therapeutic filter for grappling with upsetting issues. a€oeWhata€™s nice to us about the relentlessness of the show,a€A he said, a€oeis you know youa€™re going to get that release no matter what, every night, Monday through Thursday. Like pizza, it may not be the best pizza youa€™ve ever had, but ita€™s still pizza, man, and you get to have it every night. Ita€™s a wonderful feeling to have this toxin in your body in the morning, that little cup of sadness, and feel by 7 or 7:30 that night, youa€™ve released it in sweat equity and can move on to the next day.a€A

.::Is Jon Stewart the Most Trusted Man in America?AA a€"> The New York Times

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Posted: August 26th, 2008
at 8:50am by orangemenace

Categories: celebrity,too good to be true,politricks,"ninja"

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10 Q’s for the Dalai Lama - Documentary

A blending of biography, philosophy, adventure, and politics, 10 Questions for the Dalai Lama conveys more than history, and more than answers. It opens a window into the heart of a great man and spiritual leader.

I watched this Sunday morning and thought it was definitely worth sharing. I feel as if the Tibet situation [travesty, really] is something that people think is wrong and want to help - yet many don’t fully understand the complexities of what’s going on, or the Dalai Lama’s opinion on how things should be handled.

.::10 Questions for the Dalai Lama -> PBS

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Posted: August 25th, 2008
at 11:30am by orangemenace

Categories: youtube,life,celebrity,film,politricks,real life news,documentary,philosophy

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"Ninja Warriors" Arrested In N.J.


Clifton police say they arrested two men dressed liked ninjas and armed with Asian martial arts weapons who said they were sending a warning to drug users.

Calling themselves "Shinobi warriors," the men wore black SWAT-type vests and carried knives, throwing stars, swords, nunchucks and a bow and arrows.

Twenty-year-old Tadeusz Tertkiewicz and 19-year-old Jesse Trojaniak are charged with weapons possession. Tertkiewicz is also charged with harassment for a letter left for an ex-girlfriend.

After being arrested early Wednesday in a car on Route 46, the men said they were delivering warning letters to drug dealers and drug users urging them to stop their "impure" activities.

Their weapons, Detective Capt. Robert Rowan told The Bergen County Record, were to be a precaution in case they were confronted by the drug dealers.
The officers who arrested the men found the letters in five envelopes decorated with red Chinese designs, The Record reports.

Reports show the two men had already delivered one such letter to Tertkiewicza€™ 16-year-old ex-girlfriend in Clifton. Police contacted the teen and her mother and alerted them to the situation.

The letters warned drug users and drug dealers that the a€oeShinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic intentions with justified yet, merciful force.a€A

In the letter, the two men accused drug dealers and users of having a€oecommitted sin of passing impuritya€A to others and that the a€oewind guides us to those of impure heart and intent.a€A

a€oeTheir intentions may have been good, but we tell everyone that they shouldna€™t take the law into their own hands because it will cause more problems for everyone in the longrun,a€A Rowan said.

Trojaniak’s father tells The Associated Press his son is "not a maniac" and was only trying to help a friend.

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I, too, would have found them to be pretty ninjarish, what with their bent toward vigilante justice, if not for one glaring inconsistency:AA Ninjas don’t get arrested, my dude.

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Paris for Pres

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Worst thing is, her energy plan is actually better than McCain’s…

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Posted: August 7th, 2008
at 11:37am by orangemenace

Categories: myninjaplease,youtube,celebrity,politricks,fo' real?,real life news

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Japanese Show of the Week #21

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This may be the single funniest video on the internet.

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Posted: August 6th, 2008
at 9:30am by Black Ock

Categories: music,celebrity,too good to be true,japanese video of the week,rush hour

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NaS on Colbert Report

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Nothing says ‘thug life’ more than a clearly worded argument, submitted in writing and signed by concerned citizens

~ Steven Colbert on NaS and the ColorofChange petition

Well, if you’re a ninja -and I assume you are, since you’re reading this - then you probably think Fox is racist too. Why not sign the petition yourself - and fight the fake news.

After Senator Obama won the Democratic nomination, he and his wife gave each other a "pound" in front of the camerasa€"a Fox anchor called it a "terrorist fist jab." Then last week, a Fox News on-screen graphic referred to Michelle Obama as "Obama’s baby mama"a€"an attempt to associate the Obamas with racist stereotypes.

Tell Fox News chief Roger Ailes to stop racism before it hits the airwaves, and make it clear that you’ll take action when another racist smear happens

Not to mention all the other racism and hate directed at Obama and anyone else they discuss on Fox who isn’t ‘white’. While on the subject, have you seen Outfoxed yet?

And oh yeah - the new NaS album is DOPE. But more on that later.

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Posted: July 26th, 2008
at 1:17pm by orangemenace

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,youtube,music,life,celebrity,politricks,weaponry,fo' real?,real life news,"ninja"

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Religion of Super Heroes


Hey - they may have super powers or what have you, but they’ve got to believe in something too.

Really, I have no idea how I found this site. That said, I couldn’t help but share the link with the shogunate, as I know how badly you ninjas wanted to know Two Face’s religious beliefs after seeing the new Batman movie.

::The Religious Affiliation of Comic Book Characters::

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Posted: July 21st, 2008
at 10:11am by orangemenace

Categories: life,celebrity,boredom killer

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Happy Birthday Mr. Mandela


Former South African President [and super ninja] Nelson Mandela turns 90 today - and can celebrate knowing that the US Government finally removed him from it’s ‘terrorist watch’ list this month.

Seriously - Nelson Mandela was on our terror watch list? My ninjas, please…

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Posted: July 18th, 2008
at 1:15pm by orangemenace

Categories: myninjaplease,life,celebrity,politricks,fo' real?

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