Archive for the ‘celebrity’ Category

Michael Vick Gets MySpaced

Dude takes out a girlie and, unbeknownst to him, he’s on mySpace with herps and blunt in hand. Bogus.

A tad bit more info from mediatakeout.com

[ed: thanks Ian, altho i might have not needed to see that brazen herpie, ninja]

Wanna see Chris Tucker!!? I know I do!

So we got another mail from Xavier:

I kno it’s an amazing video… this connects with the last post i had with the n*ggas that are ninjas when i talked about my man chris tucker… well enjoy my fellow ninjas!!!!

And remember at the end of this clip my little ninjas make sure you say those magic words "ninja vanish," cuz that’s the last you’ll being seeing of Mr. Tucker.

Terry Gilliam and Coke - The Perfect Recipe?

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Happiness Factor - A Talk About Creativity

A Coke Commercial by Terry Gilliam
Via: Google Video

Wow.

Ninjas all over the world are stunned.

Not only are we shocked (and awed) by your actions, Tom, but we are also ROLLING at you getting your groove on. The one time you get on BET, man…

via: YouTube

Then Again… If Michael Douglas is your Pops…

We’ll save you the commentary and just hit you with the excerpt… dude is taking his son to see a shrink now.

AA"Yes, Fatal Attraction star Michael was stung by one of the nasty sea creatures and got his five-year-old son to urinate on him."

"But instead of being concerned at his dad’s weird request, the boy was delighted, according to IMDb."

"He looked at me like he’d gone to Heaven. He was like, ‘This is what I call a good summer holiday! Pee-pee on daddy’s back!'"

Link Via: Sky.com Thanks goAAto Ian.

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"Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilisation in high boots."

These are the great words of Albert Einstein and only one of his many wise thoughts captured within the 1400 newly-released letters, made public just this week by the Hebrew University of Jerusalem.

Einstein was a true ninja; we are all very proud…
via NewScientist

[ed:AA this guy woulda been a definite candidate for realest ninja alive… tims and no socks]

The Realest Ninja Alive Act I: Cam’ron vs O’Reilly

Both Ninjas with the random apostrophes in their names(?!). Take note that Cam’Ron actually pays attention to and responds to what the principal says. Also take note of the fact that O’Reilly is so insistent that the Terminator movies are cartoons(!?). Cam’Ron officially wins the Realest Ninja Alive Award of the day for offering up the whole record label to go to school to talk to the school kids. Principals on myninjaplease, try this out and let us know how it works out. The overall point: Educate the young ninjas, please.

Best Lines
Cam’Ron to O’Reilly: "Why you don’t wanna let [Damon Dash] talk? You maaad, You maaad! Where’d you start
Current Affair, Right?"
O’Reilly to Cam’Ron: "Wrong."
Cam’Ron to O’Reilly: "You faked a lot of… You… I got dirt on you, doggy!"
O’Reilly to Cam’Ron: "Cam’Ron, shut up."
Cam’Ron to O’Reilly: "I’ma get at you in a minute."
O’Reilly to Cam’Ron: "You go right ahead and get at me."
Cam’Ron to O’Reilly: "I’ma get at you."

The O’Reilly Factor on Fox News
Snippet via: YouTube

Mark Ecko is a Punk-Ass Bitch!!!

Hip-hop fashion designer and official herb Mark Ecko, in an interview with Wired, explains why he supports NYC Mayor Bloomberg’s anti-graffiti, anti-youth measures. This is a dude who made millions exploiting the graffiti culture! Needless to say, he sounds like a complete jackass…

Here’s an excerpt:

"Wired: Given that both your clothing line and videogame celebrate graffiti culture, some might see your crusade as self-serving.

Ecko: Ita€™s completely self-serving. Therea€™s nothing hidden about it. Why is it OK for Procter & Gamble, which owns the Pampers brand, to advocate for all things family and baby? I have commercial interests, too. Nike funds an after-school sports program. Is that self-serving?"

read the full interview on Wired

Mr. T, My How You’ve Changed!

Mr. T has announced that he will be getting rid of his 200-pound gold chizains after witnessing the terrible events of Hurricane Katrina.

From Yahoo:

"As a spiritual man, I felt it would be a sin against my God for me to wear all that gold again because I spent a lot of time with the less fortunate…Yes, I am qualified to beat people up. But I am pretty intelligent. That’s what throws people off. If you’ve been through something, that gives you an authority that you can speak on certain things. That’s why people relate to me. I pull no punches."

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