In a surprise event that capitvated a nation, a moose was spotted using the drunken Kung-Fu technique somewhere near Stockholm, Sweden, recently. Originally thought to have studied in the Wang-Chin school, the moose’s origins became unclear late Tuesday night when a spokesperson from the school denied ever training the moose.
"Last animal student was a rat," said 62 year-old PR man Hamato Yoshi, "but there’s no telling who else he may have trained."
Further doubt was cast on the situation when it was reported that the moose had been eating fermented apples from someone’s backyard and was actually stuck in the tree, as opposed to using it for stealth reasons as initially believed. While practitioners of Zui Quan, or Drunken Fist, are reputed for their imitation of intoxication, they are rarely ever actually drunk. Quoted as saying in between hiccups, "Water floats, but also capsizes boats," the moose appeared undoubtedly drunk.
The large deer-relative had to be helped from the tree by rescuers and was given a period of a few days to sober up. As of right now, the moose has not been charged with any crime.
*Yawn*… Just your regular old Octopus Eats Shark video.
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