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One Million Giraffes

Ragnar, 53 years old, from Asker, Norway.

A friend of guy who is named JArgen, doesn’t believe that he can collectAone million giraffes by 2011.

This dude is going to prove him wrong and needs your help to create giraffes in any way you like, butAwithout a computerAor store bought objects. The giraffe must be created by yourself!

He has gotten 799,020 giraffes so far, so he only needs 200,980 more with 239 days to go.

Let’s show JArgen how amazing the internet is.

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Posted: May 6th, 2010
at 3:27pm by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: 10th dan,art,internets

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Hawking: Don’t Talk to Aliens

"To my mathematical brain, the numbers alone make thinking about aliens perfectly rational," Hawking said. "The real challenge is to work out what aliens might actually be like."

Stephen Hawking, since 1995, the man who has discovered more than 450 planets orbiting distant stars says beware of extraterresterial intelligent life.AFrom two-legged herbivores, yellow lizard-like predators, to glowing fluorescent aquatic animals they are probably out there, and they will probably take our resources if found.

.:timesonline.co.uk->

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Posted: April 25th, 2010
at 3:55pm by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: 10th dan,life,myninjaplease,science,web

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What’s in this Catfood??

LSD??A I’m just sayin… This cat is clearly tripping balls.

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Gotsta get me some of that.A Here kitty, kitty…

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Posted: April 13th, 2010
at 9:27am by Black Ock


Categories: 10th dan,drogas,grub

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The World’s Only Immortal Animal

Through a process called transdifferentiation, the hydrozoan jellyfish is the only known animal that can revert to its first stage of life or its polyp state. Holy sh**.

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Posted: April 5th, 2010
at 7:03am by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: 10th dan,life,science

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30 Pictures of Goats Bein’ Crazy

Okay, so this may be a lame post.A I, however, was vastly entertained.A Check it out.

And, just in case you think that picture isn’t real, which I didn’t because of the semi-pornographic source site, READ THIS, from a more reputable source!A Before you start hating… if I saw a link and it said "myninjaplease.com" and then I went to the site and saw pictures of goats in trees (at least we’re not semiporn) I would think the same thing about this site.A So calm down.

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Posted: March 24th, 2010
at 9:23am by Black Ock

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My Ninja, Please! 3/9/10: Porn for Pandas

Pandas are known to be isolated creatures and poor breeders, and in captivity the problem may be exacerbated. Zhihe and his team have tried a number of measures to try to cure the male panda of his woefully low libido — including showing videos of fellow pandas making love.

In the privacy of their own cages, captive male pandas watch the sights and sounds of love-making on TV. Hopefully, Zhihe says, they’ll be aroused.

"We’re sure the sound of the video will stimulate the panda and the males’ interest," Zhihe said. LINK

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Posted: March 9th, 2010
at 9:46am by Black Ock


Categories: 10th dan,fo' real?,too good to be true

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Celeste Boursier-Mougenot

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Posted: February 5th, 2010
at 1:21pm by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: 10th dan,art,music

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Japanese Whale Boat Sinks Ship

from slatest.slate.com :

Conservationists say a Japenese whaling boat intentionally sunk one of their ships during a "skirmish" in the Southern Ocean Wednesday. The Ady Gil, a boat that bears an uncanny resemblance to a stealth bomber, sank after a collision with a boat that provides security to Japanese whalers. The Japanese Fisheries Agency says the Ady Gil caused the crash; the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society, which operated the Ady Gil, says the Japanese rammed their boat, which has a history of harassing whalers with lasers, radar, and other space-age annoyances. The six crew members aboard the Ady Gil were rescued by a nearby Sea Shepherd vessel, and they vowed not to be intimidated by the incident. "If they think that our remaining two ships will retreat from the Southern Ocean Whale Sanctuary in the face of their extremism, they will be mistaken," a Sea Shepherd captain said. "We now have a real whale war on our hands."

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Posted: January 6th, 2010
at 1:41pm by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: 10th dan,crime,mnp is for the children,myninjaplease,not ninja-worthy,politricks,web

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Four northern white rhinos flown

Four of only eight remaining northern white rhinos have been transported from a zoo in the Czech Republic to a Kenyan game park in an attempt to save the subspecies. The two males and two females were flown to the Ol Pejeta Conservancy, 300km (180 miles) north of the capital, where, it is hoped, they will reproduce something they have refused to do in captivity. The objective is to get as many offspring as you can from the females at least one calf out of each within two years, said Rob Brett, the director of Fauna and Flora International.

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Posted: December 21st, 2009
at 12:24am by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: 10th dan,mnp is for the children,myninjaplease

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