Unfortunately, Ann didn’t make the list
My friends tease me about my speech impediment all the time, I would be crazy to feel sensitive toward it since I am an amazingly insensitive prick myself.(I once told an ex, after sex, "You’re money is on the table. Scram!" She didn’t find that funny) But this dude wasn’t a friend, and the mere fact that his main goal was to embarrass me in front of a girl that I had visions of giving me eyerolling mouth-hugs to some drunken night, I was pissed off. So I calmly turned to him and asked him, "How old are you dude?", because I had to make sure he was of legal age first. He said, "I’m 20 years old, why you want to know asshole??. I smiled and said, "Good", then I elbowed him in the chest knocking him back into the convenience store isle, tipping the shit over completely. He looked like he wanted to get up and I angrily screamed, "Get up and I will make your ass squeal like Ned Beatty’s character in deliverance motherfucker!!" As I left the store feeling good about getting that anger out, I thought 2 things: 1: How nerdy am I to spout a movie reference during a "tough guy" rant and 2: Maybe I should think before I speak, because Ned Beatty’s character DID get ass-raped in Deliverance.
So fuck it, I’m not sitting on anyone’s couch any more, I’m going to embrace the fact that sometimes in my life I’m just going to have to put some random individuals on their ass. Matter of fact, in honor of me embracing my "inner asshole", here is a list of people I would love to punch in the face.
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
at 8:08am by Black Ock
Categories: celebrity,film,boredom killer
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feel it.
(sorry to you non mac users)
everyone else - double-click to play!
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Posted: March 28th, 2008
at 11:11am by orangemenace
Categories: music,art,boredom killer
Comments: 2 comments
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted: March 25th, 2008
at 12:00pm by Koookiecrumbles
Categories: boredom killer
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How it is…

You know how when you’re at a party you sometimes just have to play a decent tune that everybody likes?AA That’s just how it is…
Posted: March 21st, 2008
at 9:07am by Black Ock
Categories: myninjaplease,music,boredom killer
Comments: 1 comment
From the Waist Down
Jessie, our green ninja lady sent this to me as a counterpart to last week’s vagina song.AA It is equally offensive.AA Hold your hat.

Is that dude wearing grills??AA Or tin foil…
Posted: March 6th, 2008
at 9:31am by Black Ock
Categories: youtube,music,fo' real?,boredom killer
Comments: 1 comment
Jay-Z & Mavado

I thought this dude retired.AA Not my favorite track but it’s slightly newsworthy.AA Thanks to T for the link.
Posted: March 4th, 2008
at 1:27pm by Black Ock
Categories: music,boredom killer
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Netherlands - Documentary
It’s Monday! Time for a documentary.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3544551191273174881Posted: March 3rd, 2008
at 8:11am by Black Ock
Categories: life,too good to be true,drogas,business,film,politricks,2 hours on the internet,boredom killer,documentary
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The Vagina Song
This is wholly inappropriate for work.AA Byron Crawford dubbed it "the best rap song evar[sic]."

Posted: February 29th, 2008
at 1:30pm by Black Ock
Categories: youtube,boredom killer
Comments: 2 comments