New Madlib Record Just Over the Horizon!
Madlib’s new album, Chrome Children, which has tracks from Madvillain, Percee P, Jaylib, MED and more, is slated to come out October 3rd on Stones Throw Records. It will also be released as a DVD, which will feature a full-length concert headlined by Madlib and MF Doom.
Info obtained from Madlib’s MySpace page.
good looks stark
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 9:55am by Black Ock
Categories: myninjaplease,music,celebrity
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Biography of a True Ninja: Dave Chappelle
The biography channel has a special coming up on my personal favorite ninja, Dave Chappelle. All of you know how shady this dude can be, so maybe this show will have some revealing details.
I’m gonna be out of town, so somebody tape it!
From the Biography Channel:
Peace to my moms for the heads up…
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 9:49am by Black Ock
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They knew how to get down in 1932!
The ad below is from an actual 1932 issue of Modern Mechanix.
There’s no excuse for a headache when you’re held captive as a sex slave!
via sexblo.gs
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 5:31am by Black Ock
Categories: myninjaplease,home,robots,weaponry
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Lion and Tigers and… Kelsey Brookes
Kelsey Brookes is a talented young artist, first trained as a scientist, who brings you the gritty grimy raw and awesome paintings you see before you. He has a gallery of dope artwork up on his site. Just so you patrons of the arts know, these are some of the milder examples of his work. Definitely go peep it and spread the word.
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 5:24am by Black Ock
Categories: myninjaplease,art,contemporary
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You Just Copped the Watur, Now What’s Next?
Maybe a little fiyur watur? OK, bad puns aside, I figure this would make a perfect addition to the watur and kind of give the site a Frank Lloyd Wright-esque falling-water theme.
The Hearthfalls are systems that you can set up inside the fireplace, but in front of the flames, that create a waterfall…that’s right folks, a waterfall, in your fireplace. Alright, I know it sounds a little silly, but what ninja doesn’t have a waterfall in their fireplace? I mean a waterfall door is so two or three days ago.
cop it
via ohgizmo!
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 5:06am by Black Ock
Categories: myninjaplease,bling,home
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Not a Ninja: Smugglin Gone Terribly Wrong…
And you thought the stakes were high in the drug game! Who knew that the insect blackmarket was a thriving industry? This dude is the world’s most wanted butterfly smuggler… He got pinched in Los Angeles International Airport with over $300,000 in butterflies that are protected by global treaties.
The feds spent three years conducting an undercover operation to get this guy (He would be a ninja, but ninjas don’t get caught)! Can you believe what our tax-dollars go to?
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 4:40am by Black Ock
Categories: myninjaplease,bling,crime,too good to be true,business
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Ninjas on horses!
So on a recent trip down to Philly, my boy Mike from The Brilliant Mistake spotted these crazy-ass ninjas riding through the hood on horses. That’s it.
Posted: August 3rd, 2006
at 11:45pm by Black Ock
Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,bling,too good to be true,drogas
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Wage Aural War With Earworms
The Earworm Assault Devices, from Fur, are combat-themed toys that allow you to record sounds and then replay them to your "victims" via different methods, such as firing the sound gun, launching sound missiles, or tossing sound grenades. I don’t know, sounds a bit dangerous for me, kiddies.
via pixelsumo
Posted: August 3rd, 2006
at 11:01pm by Black Ock
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Suck that Buddha…
That’s not what I meant, you herb-heads. These molds can be used to make popsicles, pudding or jello in the shape of your favorite enlightened being.
via mocoloco
cop it at nobody and co
Posted: August 3rd, 2006
at 10:53pm by Black Ock
Categories: myninjaplease,home
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