Real Ninjas all like reggae (obviously)
*update*
Dezarie was pure fire! Go check out the stream at the bottom.AA Annnnd if you’re that girl who I gave the note to (you know who you are), what are you doin??? Why haven’t you called me yet… and here it is I’ve been waiting patiently by the phone! And to my ninjas, the phrase of the day is "don’t hate."AA On me, or Dezarie.
Just a word to the wise: Dezarie is performing tonight (August 8th) at the Middle East. If you’ve ever heard any Dezarie then you know she’s tight. And if not, come check her out. myninjaplease.com will be there as usual.
I mean… you already done seen how we get down in the club.
Check out Dezarie on the web here.
Note: The stream is a lil iffy, but it ain’t my fault, ninja.
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Posted: August 8th, 2006
at 1:46pm by black octagons
Categories: myninjaplease,music
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NY Rider Music
Premo and Agallah music video.
Youtube strikes again!
Posted: August 7th, 2006
at 9:27pm by Koookiecrumbles
Categories: myninjaplease,youtube,music
Comments: 1 comment
Is It Your Space?
Interesting article condemning the mySpace movement.
Via the Prometheus Institute
Posted: August 7th, 2006
at 9:25pm by Koookiecrumbles
Categories: myninjaplease,web
Comments: 1 comment
Damn, Vista is gonna be the illest… psych! My ninja, please!
Just when you thought Vista was nothing but Windows XP wrapped up in a wannabe OSX interface, Microsoft demos the integrated "voice recognition" feature - well, it tried to at least.
You can’t watch this and not feel bad for the guy running the demo (well maybe you can - either way you’ll laugh)
Posted: August 6th, 2006
at 1:23pm by Pheezatron
Categories: myninjaplease,computers
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Duct Tape For Life
I got one of these badboys back in the day through a family connection- and well, I never used it, but always wondered how the bunk it was made…
Step-by-step instructions on how to make a duct tape wallet.
From the online manual, Wikihow
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 4:08pm by Koookiecrumbles
Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,bling,gear
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Easy-Pack Melons
Here’s something to make packing picnics a little easier.
Tesco exotic fruit buyer Damien Sutherland: "We"ve seen samples of these watermelons and they literally stop you in their tracks because they are so eye-catching.
To be sold in UK this September.
via Ananova
(Ed: These were featured in Adbusters - one of my favorite mags - a year or two ago. If I recall correctly, they’re less unnatural than they appear. The watermelons are grown in square boxes to egiv them that shape. Still don’t know if I’d eat one!)
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 4:05pm by Koookiecrumbles
Categories: myninjaplease,business,grub
Comments: 1 comment
How is Borat Such a Ninja?
I been waiting oh-so-long for this Borat movie to drop. Hopefully it’ll live up to the high bar set by previous antics. He is truly a ninja; you can’t take him anywhere.
While you’re waiting for the movie, watch this goofy-ass clip of Borat on Conan. Unfortunately, it’s in two parts.
on YouTube
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 3:36pm by Black Ock
Categories: myninjaplease,youtube,celebrity,film
Comments: 1 comment
The Pimp’s Corner: It’s Officially Official!
So our man X, who has had some memorable moments over here at myninjaplease, is famously the most-censored contributor we’ve got. Because he’s our ninja and we know he’s got some seriously funny ish to drop (and also just to stir up the controversy a bit), we hit him off with his own division of myninjaplease, the pimp’s corner.
Go peep it. It’s obviously the realness.
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 2:22pm by Black Ock
Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,life,business
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For All You Ninjas Who’ve Dreamed of the Third Dimension…
This weird looking gogglescope allows you to scan images…in 3D. The ZScanner 700 can digitize 3-dimensional surfaces with lasers and two built-in cameras.
No ninja should be without one; it can be yours for a low one-time payment of $39,900. Get in line.
The ZScanner 700 from ZCorp
via mobilewhack
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 10:06am by Black Ock
Categories: myninjaplease,bling,weaponry
Comments: 1 comment