A good, but frightening read from Newsweek.
Category Archives: hillary clinton
Palin + Clinton = Hilarious
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Saturday Night Live last night brought back Tina Fey to play Sarah Palin in the opening sketch – due to her kind-of frightening resemblance to the governor who’s unsure of what the Bush Doctrine is [does it depend on the definition of 'is' is or something Sarah? c'mon...].
Even if you’re not a fan of SNL [which I'm not, really], there are some pretty priceless quotes:
Clinton: I believe that diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy…
Palin: And I can see Russia from my house!
Cliton: I believe global warming is caused by man…
Palin: And I believe it’s just God hugging us closer!
But the best one had to be :
Clinton: I’m sorry, I need to say something. I didn’t want a woman to be president – I wanted to be president, and I just happen to be a woman.
According to the Plan
In the dead of night in a small hideaway office in the deserted Capitol, a clandestine meeting takes place between two senators with one goal.
They grin at each other as they lift their celebratory shots of brutally cold Stolichnaya.
“Our toast to The One,†they say in unison, “is that he’s toast.â€
“Obama should have picked you, Hillary,†John McCain tells her. “It isn’t fair, my friend. But it just makes it easier for me to whup him.â€
“Don’t worry, John, I’ve put it behind me,†Hillary replies. “I’m looking toward the future now, a future that looks very bright, once we send Twig Legs back to the back bench.â€
They chortle with delight.
.::Read the full Op-Ed, by Maureen Dowd -> Two Against The One
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BARACK
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Hilarious.
Economists? Who Needs ‘Em
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbfa2WJuqc0[/youtube]
Doesn’t want to listen to economists? As if they’re the problem – not ignorant politicians who are more concerned with ‘winning’ and power than actually doing their job…
Didn’t this fool go to Wellesley?
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BARACKY: THE MOVIE
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyhIBXNfqMA[/youtube]
“Hillary Clinton is now running as if Barack were the Democrat, and she was the Republican“
Obliteration!
Hillary Clinton forgot one important factor to consider when she said that she would retaliate on Israel’s behalf should Iran attack them with nuclear weapons: ISRAEL IS A NUCLEAR POWER! They have nukes to take care of themselves. And you better believe they have some sort of First-Strike retaliatory plan.
I wonder what our Pennsylavia ninjas are thinking today when they sneak into the booths… Check back for the results tonight.
WARNING: Lame Ass Clinton Hit
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obama finally takes texas
Obama ends up getting 110 long-horned delegates, while Clinton gained only 105. Remember when Bill Clinton suggested that Hillary needed to “win big” in Texas or pack it in? laff
Sillyness
Rapper 50 Cent, who told Time magazine last September he was supporting the New York senator’s White House bid, now says he has decided to shift his allegiance to Obama [...] “I’m Obama to the end now, baby!” But the musician also admitted he’s lost interest in the protracted Democratic race, and may not support either candidate.
Davey B. With the Solution
Over at the Post David Broder presents his solution for the punished Democrats of Michigan and Florida. He doesn’t see much luck coming Hillary’s way, but for the delegates he imagines that the “perks of convention week would be available –the parties, the schmoozing, the press interviews.”
It seems to be understood among party elders and openly inferred from some influential Dems that Hillary is done (obviously her campaign doesn’t have money left for calculators as they disagree). I also believe that super delegates who represent states that have already voted should act. Why hasn’t Pelosi endorsed Obama yet (especially after this)?
Creepy Clintons
Courtesy of the Daily Dish.
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delegate count
According to the Washington Post: Total Delegates: Obama – 1620; Clinton – 1499. Super delegates: Obama – 214; Clinton – 250. Delegates up for grabs (super and pledged): 852. There are 8 more contests.
Andy is Anxious
“When will the Clintons release their tax returns? What actual explanation is there for the delay?” -Andrew Sullivan
Dig a Little Deeper …
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