An undercover police agent in Dallas, Texas probably shit his pants today after he found some 50 lbs. of cocaine hidden in hydraulic compartments of a 2004 Infinity coupe they seized two months ago. The po-lice have been using the car in undercover operations since.
Ninjas hope to find the ’99 Honda seized at the same time and sold at auction before the police do.
Today, in Liverpool, England-home to those rude boys with the foul hair-launched the first ever Beatles Day! This celebration is certainly the first best thing Liverpool has going for it since the Beatles left. Even the name itself is pretty whack, Liverpool. Jeesh. Is it just me, or does the city’s name conjure up foul images of rotten livers floating in a warm jus?
Thanks for the moment, TPM.
It really is a great strategy to hit John McCain on the one issue that he is supposed to have the most credability on: foreign policy. They really need to keep throwing shurikens right at that artery to make people realize that though McCain served in the Navy for many years, and though he was a POW, he has never commanded any military operation or personel nor has he proven to be wise in this area.
…Mix President Bush to John McCain together, you got yourself some good syrup. Barack hits McCain on fuel and the economy in the four swing states – Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania:
We don’t need to worry about the details, we just trust in God and vote our faith. When we step out in faith and leave the details to God, there’s no limit to what can be accomplished.
Has to be a joke, right?
This is the new John McCain commercial set to air on national television:
There is one line in there that’s more nauseating than most. Something like, “In a dangerous world with a broken economy,” … what? John McCain will make it more dangerous and put us further in debt? Two days ago, John McCain said that he would balance the national budget in his first term, should he be elected. This ninja here wants to know how he plans to do that. But that’s one of McCain’s secrets. In the past, candidates have offered some numbers to support their claims. But McCain’s got that one covered: if you don’t give any numbers, there’s no way people can do the calculations to shoot you down. Genius. Considering his plans to potentially lower taxes and maintain our current foreign policy that would leave him with only two more miracles before he would be canonized, right?
As far as the world being more dangerous … my ninja, please. I’m not sure I can get a ninja to tell me that this place is any more insecure (security-wise) than it was 12 years ago. Don’t buy it, folks.
…and give a kiss to my motha.
Did you ever wonder how Luke’s mechanical arm actually worked?
The University of Pittsburgh School of Medecin’s resident ninja, Dr. Andrew Schwartz, is furhter down the path than anyone. In a few decades, imagine the shit ninjas will have figured out.
[Note: The dojo ninjas feel bad for the monkey. I’m sure this wasn’t a voluntary procedure … but it’s pretty incredible. Ninjas for Animal Rights, please vent]
Senator Edward Kennedy, it has been reported, has a malignant tumor in his brain. Teddy has been a member of the Senate, representing Massachusetts, since 1962.
I think it’s hard to not associate this with the so very many sad events in the Kennedy family history, of which Ted is patriarch.Â Our thoughts are with you Teddy.
McCain criticizes Obama on being willing to talk to Iran’s leaders and in doing so may got some basic facts wrong.
Ayatollah Khomeni is considered the Supreme Leader of the secular state, and McCain knows that most Americans don’t know that or basic history of Iran.
McCain just keeps offering samples of his ineptitude. Isn’t it really sad that this guy is supported by millions of Americans? Millions , ninjas, millions.
This ninja is considering repatriating.
Boy, if this is where he’s placing his chips I can’t wait for November! My ninjas, please!
Seventy-five students at San Diego State University have been arrested on drug and weapons charges in an undercover operation[...]The operation netted more than $100,000 worth of cocaine, marijuana and ecstasy and several weapons, including a shotgun and four handguns.
Apparrrrrently the school had a pretty organized drug operation running out of the frat houses … brah.
Now, if the University sent in some ninjas, we could have rounded up a lot more than the measly hundred Gs worth of contraband. And it might have vanished without a trace.
World Youth Day 2008, in Sydney, Australia has a little something special planned for it’s expected 200,000 attendees. They are all so going to get, like, inspirational text messages from the Pope!
Wacky, right? Who would have thought Catholics would embrace technology ad majorem dei gloriam? And especially with a Papacy saying, “Worship God, not technology.”