[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzeGtPeQZbs[/youtube]
I just have to say – he gave her the chance to remove her foot from her mouth. Oh well.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzeGtPeQZbs[/youtube]
I just have to say – he gave her the chance to remove her foot from her mouth. Oh well.
So, we haven’t got a Monday documentary for you yet, but we do have the newest attack ad from John son of Cain. (Farcical, ninjas, farcical)
[flv]http://www.pbs.org/elections_video/WGBH-Lab-PoliticsOfSmear.flv[/flv]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itEucdhf4Us[/youtube]
Just checking.
I would just like to point out and say thank you to all those brave people holding Obama signs in that crowd. I’m happy at least half the country has a (momentary) grasp on reality.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBFk9XC3YLs[/youtube]
Saturday Night Live last night brought back Tina Fey to play Sarah Palin in the opening sketch – due to her kind-of frightening resemblance to the governor who’s unsure of what the Bush Doctrine is [does it depend on the definition of 'is' is or something Sarah? c'mon...].
Even if you’re not a fan of SNL [which I'm not, really], there are some pretty priceless quotes:
Clinton: I believe that diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy…
Palin: And I can see Russia from my house!
Cliton: I believe global warming is caused by man…
Palin: And I believe it’s just God hugging us closer!
But the best one had to be :
Clinton: I’m sorry, I need to say something. I didn’t want a woman to be president – I wanted to be president, and I just happen to be a woman.
So, while this entire Daily Show clip is pretty hilarious [obviously], around the 4 min 30 sec mark there’s a direct comparison between McCain’s acceptance speech and G Dubya’s – ridiculous. Maybe the Republicans should hire new speech writers? Just a thought.
Plus, that was a shitload of balloons, my people.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eejYoz3Nl0[/youtube]
It really is a great strategy to hit John McCain on the one issue that he is supposed to have the most credability on: foreign policy. They really need to keep throwing shurikens right at that artery to make people realize that though McCain served in the Navy for many years, and though he was a POW, he has never commanded any military operation or personel nor has he proven to be wise in this area.
…Mix President Bush to John McCain together, you got yourself some good syrup. Barack hits McCain on fuel and the economy in the four swing states – Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT-lxXsrgaE[/youtube]
This is the new John McCain commercial set to air on national television:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpyOSLZw8qo[/youtube]
There is one line in there that’s more nauseating than most. Something like, “In a dangerous world with a broken economy,” … what? John McCain will make it more dangerous and put us further in debt? Two days ago, John McCain said that he would balance the national budget in his first term, should he be elected. This ninja here wants to know how he plans to do that. But that’s one of McCain’s secrets. In the past, candidates have offered some numbers to support their claims. But McCain’s got that one covered: if you don’t give any numbers, there’s no way people can do the calculations to shoot you down. Genius. Considering his plans to potentially lower taxes and maintain our current foreign policy that would leave him with only two more miracles before he would be canonized, right?
As far as the world being more dangerous … my ninja, please. I’m not sure I can get a ninja to tell me that this place is any more insecure (security-wise) than it was 12 years ago. Don’t buy it, folks.
Mmmm… not exactly of the Queen Latifah variety.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feKBaxLjExE[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU[/youtube]
Hilarious – and slightly disturbing.
Did you ever wonder how Luke’s mechanical arm actually worked?
The University of Pittsburgh School of Medecin’s resident ninja, Dr. Andrew Schwartz, is furhter down the path than anyone. In a few decades, imagine the shit ninjas will have figured out.
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=jOkpn0BN2HE[/youtube]
[Note: The dojo ninjas feel bad for the monkey. I’m sure this wasn’t a voluntary procedure … but it’s pretty incredible. Ninjas for Animal Rights, please vent]
NOT!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr6Va7PEBg8[/youtube]
McCain criticizes Obama on being willing to talk to Iran’s leaders and in doing so may got some basic facts wrong.
Ayatollah Khomeni is considered the Supreme Leader of the secular state, and McCain knows that most Americans don’t know that or basic history of Iran.
McCain just keeps offering samples of his ineptitude. Isn’t it really sad that this guy is supported by millions of Americans? Millions , ninjas, millions.
This ninja is considering repatriating.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEtZlR3zp4c[/youtube]
Wow senator…I’m so glad that you’ve brought us the ‘straight talk express’.
I realize that we see the media in these clips calling BS on specific issues at any given moment – but why aren’t montages like this just being blatantly played on the fake news [fake news = FOX, CNN, MSNBC, etc]? The man is wholly unfit to be our president.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuRHRRYHKIY[/youtube]
Boy, if this is where he’s placing his chips I can’t wait for November! My ninjas, please!