Peyton Manning Cries… as usual


First off, as a member of MyNinjaPlease I would like to thank MyNinjaPlease for being the only, and by "only" I mean "ONLY" blog on the internet to be covering this recurring event with any type of veracity, hearkening back to that hard-nosed Eddie Murrow type of journalism that you’ve come to expect from us. Here is some of our previous coverage (the comments on those posts are priceless):

I apologize for any broken picture links in those previous posts, but the commentary provided by the MyNinjaPlease fam should accurately illustrate the point that this man a both a choker and a cry-er. And just to keep you up-to-date on this whole search rubric thing, if you type the string " Peyton Manning Cries" into your favorite search engine, we are the first hit.

This season I have seen some of the most blatant attempts I have seen in professional sports to officiate matches in a way so as to benefit one team or another, excluding the WWF, but in a very WWF-ish manner. The league has been changing history all season, using the instant replay mechanism to prove certain calls were correct or incorrect, while simply stuffing other calls down the veritable memory hole. There were numerous calls in the San Diego-Indianapolis game, not even to mention the fact that the Colts have spent the entire season on the receiving end of such special treatment. Their 67 regular season penalties were the least in the NFL this year, and probably set some type of modern day record that they are neglecting to tell us about. In this most recent game, for instance, there was a holding call that negated a last minute San Diego touchdown at the end of the first half. When the official came out on to the field to call the play he notably neglected to even identify the player involved. After the commercial break that quickly followed, and undoubtedly after a frantic conversation between executives about whether or not things had gotten too blatant, the coverage returned to remark on the apparent weirdness of the call; but mostly they glossed over it. There was a short explanation given, which gave no comfort to many of our minds, and the half expired.


This all has something to do with the amount of Peyton Manning commercials on TV, the fact that the NFL would like the defending champs to be competitive, and the fact that with the Colts gone, there’s no frat-boy sweaty gym sock guy-next-door character to provide an emotional center for the league. After all, the Patriots seem, especially taking their continued success into account, very reluctant to do commercials. Anyway, they’re too evil an Nazi-esque for the average midwesterner to get behind. And after all, they do love football out there. I guess there’s Favre left, but he’s a bit on the salt-and-peppery side. So, given all this, the NFL decided to bet on Peyton Manning this year, bolstering their position swinging from his jockstrap with a bunch of commercials and advertising, and sinisterly trying to officiate them to a winning season. San Diego fans know it’s true, and so do we here in New England, because it happened to us when we played them. They bet on Peyton and it was a bad bet, as usual.


And to make matters worse, he did that whole helmet thing again. When you’re obviously not coming back on to the field, I’m saying like the last thirty seconds of the game where the winning team is just taking a knee to run the clock, you’re sposed to take your helmet off, Peyton, just like the rest of your offensive unit. That includes the post-game handshakes and everything. It’s the same thing as the handshake from this game in earlier 2007. Yeah, Brady still has helmet on, but he’s just coming off the field. Thing about Peyton is he keeps his helmet on because he doesn’t want the cameras to see that he’s blatantly crying.

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He has no problem walking up and down the sidelines with his big dome swinging during the game… Or throwing on the championship hat when he wins. If you’re gonna cry, Peyton, at least cry like a man! Like… Terrell Owens.


Above: Peyton Receives Annual Pussy Award


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Posted: January 14th, 2008
at 2:10am by Black Ock

Categories: not ninja-worthy,games

Comments: 12 comments


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  1. YOU SUCK. And the “hick” thing you tried to pull off?
    Peyton graduated with honors in 3 years at UT.
    You’re just jealous.
    You look like the pussy to me.


    8 Aug 08 at 4:57 pm


  2. AH! you can tell it’s almost football season when the idiots come back to comment on the most irrelevant part of the blog. That pic was not manufactured by me… and furthermore… graduating with honors from UT is like beating a townie in skeeball – in other words, you might still be a hick.

    Peyton, for the last time… STOP COMING TO OUR PAGE AND LEAVING COMMENTS. You still suck… and your big head hasn’t gotten any smaller. Did ya’ll even make the playoffs last year?? The civilized world done forgot…


    9 Aug 08 at 3:17 pm


  3. You are EXACTLY right on your assessment of PM—what a baby! Hmmmm….”PM”….sounds like “Pre-menstr…” but I digress…(for you Payton fans, that means “to deviate from one’s main topic of discussion”). When commentators recently said that his brother, Eli, had “become a man before our very eyes”, I’m sure Payton was thinking “golly! I wishd I could be a man!”

    My friends & I only watch the games he plays in because we have a betting pool on how many times he cries/whines during them. I think the record is 11…

    Keep on educating the (ahem) members of society that back this yokel!


    19 Aug 08 at 12:05 pm


  4. obviously u have problems if u have nothing better to do then make fun of peyton there is nothing wrong with him i wanna see u play u pussy LEAVE PEYTON ALONE!!!!!!! like damn hes a good quarterback so shut the hell up !


    17 Nov 09 at 8:05 pm


  5. By the way everyone cries its a way of life !


    17 Nov 09 at 8:08 pm


  6. you are all a bunch of fuck tards. Fuckin idiots. Peyton Manning has more talent in his pubes than you fuckers


    17 Nov 09 at 8:47 pm


  7. This is the best blog post ever. There are nothing sweeter than Peyton Manning tears.


    8 Feb 10 at 12:37 am


  8. My name is Peyton, yes, its really me. I am a little bitch girl, crybaby, like everyone says I am. I am sorry. I am a sore loser. I am not a team player. When someone drops a pass of mine, I kick the turf, shake my head and cry, and then stomp off the field. I am only a leader, and smile, and support my teammates; only when we are winning. I am ashamed of myself. I do not deserve all the fame I get, I need therapy. I am sorry for being a crybaby.

    Peyton Manning

    8 Feb 10 at 10:11 am


  9. Hi its Peyton again. I get sad and its so nice to know so many men love me. Like Al above, he gives me good manlove. There is nothing more special to me than manlove – especially from “big” Al. Bill comes close though with his world famous reach around while having a candle in his buttocks.


    PeyPey Manning

    Peyton Manning

    9 Feb 10 at 11:00 pm


  10. I am rather upset that I just now discovered this blog. I think it’s so romantic when I…. um…. I mean he cries. It really gets me going. Sometimes I like to touch myself while watching videos of me crying….. DAMN IT… I meant….. Of Peyton crying.

    Peyton(the female version)

    12 Sep 10 at 12:02 pm


  11. I think I’m in love with Lady Peyton

    Black Ock

    13 Sep 10 at 5:38 pm


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