So yeah, as ill as we are on our own, the ninja family over here at myninjaplease.com is always looking for suggestions for items or even complete postings… Who knows, if you’ve got good stuff to say and are a little sick and twisted (not too much, let’s have some decency), you might carve yourself out an official niche over here, ditch your sensei and become a real live ninja…please! Here’s what you gotta do:

1. Tell us who you are
That way, we can tell all these fools who hooked us up with the goods…
Give us your email. That way, if we need any info, we won’t need to hunt you down like a thief in the night and assault you with barbecue tongs. No, we won’t share your address, and I’m not even gonna address spam (ninja?!).

2. Include a link in your e-mail
No link, no gravy… That’s it…
Okay, if you’ve got something amazing to say, we’ll try to listen, but it better be good cuz us ninjas don’t have as free a schedule as many would have you believe, and though we might ramble about nothing…this is our site, bitches!

3. Describe the link
Again, tell us what the hell yer talking about. This might be more important than it sounds…we already spend all day cavorting around the net…one more click and…you never know. Oh yeah, and don’t go crazy with your description. That’s our job. Be straight forward and tell us what to expect… Like a ninja, right to the point…

4. Only send suggestions once
We know there’s a lot of good stuff, but it all can’t make it. We check the mail, so if it doesn’t show up, don’t push it…Keep your eyes peeled for more ninjaworthy material and get at us…If it’s ill, it’ll be on here eventually (or last week).

So yeah, hit us on the virtual hip and we’ll all bask in the love.

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