Archive for November, 2008

Patriot Act

Ever wonder what that term means?

Bush signs Patriot Act into law (above).  Allegedly, no ninjas were present.

SEC. 207. DURATION OF FISA SURVEILLANCE OF NON-UNITED STATES PERSONS WHO ARE AGENTS OF A FOREIGN POWER.

(a) DURATION -

(1) SURVEILLANCE- Section 105(e)(1) of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978 (50 U.S.C. 1805(e)(1)) is amended by-

(A) inserting `(A)’ after `except that’; and

(B) inserting before the period the following: `, and (B) an order under this Act for a surveillance targeted against an agent of a foreign power, as defined in section 101(b)(1)(A) may be for the period specified in the application or for 120 days, whichever is less’.

.::Read it -> educate yourself at Epic!

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Posted: November 12th, 2008
at 3:18pm by Black Ock


Categories: not ninja-worthy,politricks,primary sources

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Galaxy fires powerful particle beam

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Posted: November 12th, 2008
at 5:52am by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: science,youtube

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Secret chamber may solve Mexican pyramid mystery

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With its soaring stone pyramids and geometric temples, Teotihuacan was once the biggest city in the Americas and possibly the world.

However, experts have never been able to say with certainty who built it and why it was suddenly abandoned.

An international team of experts believes the answer may lie under the Pyramid of the Sun, the centre point of the vast ruined city 25 miles outside Mexico City.

.::continue reading -> telegraph.co.uk

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Posted: November 12th, 2008
at 5:48am by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: 9th dan,architecture,development,science

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James Cooper Series 1 Photos

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.::Series 1 and 2 -> via dsgnwok

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Posted: November 11th, 2008
at 6:16pm by Koookiecrumbles


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Behold, A Dead Horse

So, I completely understand that the horse has already been beaten, quartered, served to the townsfolk, and the rest divided amongst the various vermin, but, I couldn’t resist re-posting this Onion satire.AA Enjoy.

"...credible evidence that the ninjas are concealing weapons of mass dysfunction..."

I am not prejudiced. Far from it. What I ama€"or, I should say, who I ama€"is a man who loves his country so deeply that he is unwilling to stand idly by while our nation allows itself to be completely annihilated by another incoming comet.

Have we learned nothing from the tragic events of 1998, when, under the watch of President Morgan Freeman, this nation was plunged into chaos, and hundreds of millions of people died at the hands of the deadly Wolf-Beiderman space rock? The mere fact that this country is even considering putting another black man, Barack Obama, in the Oval Office proves that we have not.

We can’t deny the facts, people. All we will get by electing an African-American is Texas-size space particles crashing into the Earth’s surface, mega-tsunamis that barrel into the Appalachian Mountains, and 6.6 billion dead people.

I’m not suggesting that President Freeman was directly responsible for the creation of the Wolf-Beiderman comet or its Earth-bound path. That would be ridiculous. What I am saying is that under the watch of a black man that comet destroyed the entire Eastern seaboard. So, if history is any indicator, a vote for Barack Obama in 2008 is essentially a vote for the complete and total obliteration of the human race.

Don’t we owe it to our children, and our children’s children, to use this upcoming election to guarantee the Earth’s existence rather than dooming it for eternity?

To even risk putting Mr. Obama in a position where he would insist, as past black presidents have, that our nuclear arsenal is powerful enough to divert the incoming comet would be foolish, to say the least. Any decision like that would only break the fast-approaching space rock into two very powerful asteroids, both of which would end up heading straight for Earth, leaving all of us who aren’t on the small list of people picked to live in the government-sponsored protective caves to burn, drown, or die while in the arms of our estranged fathers. The only difference is, this time around, the late astronaut Robert Duvall will not be alive to save millions of lives by conducting a suicide space mission to destroy the larger of the two asteroids before it enters the Earth’s atmosphere.

In my book, any possible repeat of this extinction-level event is reason enough not to elect another African-American president. Consider that later that same summer, just two months after the first deep impact, this very country once again faced Armageddon in the form of another comet hurtling toward Earth. In this instance, under the watch of a white president who sort of looked like an older Dennis Quaid, that catastrophe was avoided entirely…

.::Read the Rest at -> The Onion

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Posted: November 11th, 2008
at 2:54pm by Black Ock


Categories: boredom killer,too good to be true

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Rizzo Tees

Rizzo hit me up to let us ninjas know that he has started a new company web site [you may remember we posted Prose Before Hoes shirts a while back - these are in the same vein].AA MNP readers can waltz right in and claim a 20% discount by using the following code: 3JBEE84C.

.::RizzoTees

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Posted: November 10th, 2008
at 8:57pm by Black Ock


Categories: clothes

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88-Keys

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Posted: November 10th, 2008
at 8:25pm by Black Ock


Categories: events

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Hit ‘Em

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Posted: November 10th, 2008
at 7:52pm by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: music,youtube

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My Big Breasts & Me - Documentary

… as advertised, from the BBC …

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Posted: November 10th, 2008
at 3:06pm by Black Ock


Categories: documentary

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