Archive for August, 2006

My Ninja, Please! 8/28/06: Kittenwar

There’s not a lot of explanation needed for this one.AA Oh, and I’m not making this up. kills mad kittens on the daily- say word

Kittenwar - you’ll either be sad you did it, or feelAAvery, very, extremely happy and cuddly.


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Posted: August 29th, 2006
at 9:40am by black octagons

Categories: myninjaplease

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Ken Starr, Evil Ninja-at-large


As if impeaching the president for getting a lil’ dome wasn’t enough, Ken Starr is atAAit again.AA His latest mission?- petitioning a court to uphold a suspension for a student that held up a sign saying "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" during the Olympic torch relay in Alaska.

This dude was just trying to be nice… considering the type of headies they got up there in Alaska and whatnot…

Article Via Washington Wire

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Posted: August 29th, 2006
at 9:38am by black octagons

Categories: life,crime,web,politricks

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A Bit of Ninja-Knowledgry for Ya

This post is for the super-elite ninjas only.AA it’s about Van Eck phreaking, which is a theory on how to eavesdrop on the contents of a monitor by reading the radiation signature that it gives off… old but still interesting.

Van Eck @ Wikipedia

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Posted: August 29th, 2006
at 9:37am by black octagons

Categories: life,weaponry

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Absolutely Bananas

A ninjas gotta have props and weapons, you know what I mean?AA The large majority of us have bluetooth phones in our katana blades or what have you, but this is an equally appealing option.AA The hack is now available for ninjas, known for their enjoyment of bananas,AAto concealAAtheir bluetooth utilities inside of a fake banana.AA This should make you incogninja in even the grimiest dojos.

Banana hackingAAripped shamelessly from the pages ofAAEngadget Mobile

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Posted: August 29th, 2006
at 9:26am by black octagons

Categories: web,cell phones

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South Park: An Essential Component to the ‘War on Terror’

South Park co-creator Matt Stone has told a variety of UK papers that Saddam Hussein is being forced to repeatdely watch South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut while he is being held by US Marines - "I have it on pretty good information from the Marines on detail in Iraq that they showed him the movie. That’s really adding insult to injury. I bet that made him really happy." For those of you who have been hibernating under a rock for the past few years, in the film the former Iraqi leader is portrayed as a megolomaniac who is in a homosexual relationship with Satan. Not surprisingly, the South Park movie was banned in Iraq when it was released seven years ago.

Granted this assertion has yet to be confirmed, but check out some of the articles:
The Scotsman
Digital Spy
Ireland Online

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Posted: August 29th, 2006
at 9:24am by Pheezatron

Categories: life

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The World’s Wildest Terrorist Video Bloopers @ boreme

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Posted: August 29th, 2006
at 9:18am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: life,web

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‘Ninja’ teens in Oregon not as swift as those in movies

ROGUE RIVER, Ore. — The three teenagers in hooded black outfits were scampering over rooftops, climbing trees "just like a squirrel," and breaking into houses and cars, police said.But they weren’t quite as slick as their Japanese ninja heroes.Earlier this summer, an officer chased one of the wannabes across a school rooftop, but the youth leaped into a nearby tree, said police Chief Ken Lewis.

Breaking branches on the way down, "he gave a yelp of pain," and then he scrambled away, Lewis said.

Last week, after months of investigation, police arrested three teens, two 15 and one 16, and seized stolen jewelry, burglary tools, a map of the city and several black ninja suits with hoods and climbing spikes.

The parents of one told police their son complained of an injury about the time of the rooftop chase, Lewis said.

"I believe that’s our roof-gliding ninja," said Lewis.

Lewis said one of the three indicated they had been active for a year and a half, and the pranks escalated from flights across rooftops and petty vandalism.

Lewis said the teenagers used a stolen credit card to buy, online, costumes and equipment such as hand-climbing spikes, metal throwing stars and utility belts.

Police got their first clue to the activity seven months ago, Lewis said, when an anonymous caller referred to the ancient Japanese martial arts masters trained for covert operations and assassinations.

"He wanted to know if it was OK for his kid to dress up in a ninja costume and run around in the middle of the night and climb on top of roofs," said Lewis.

"We told him that would be both dangerous and illegal. We never heard from him again."


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Posted: August 28th, 2006
at 5:17pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: real life news

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My Ninja, Please! 6/27/06: Pink Taco is a Euphemism


And a gross one at that, check out this Daily Show clip.

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Posted: August 28th, 2006
at 2:45pm by black octagons

Categories: myninjaplease,youtube

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More ninjas who like videogames just a little too much…

Remeber the post we had up a while ago about the ninjas who recreated a couple classic games using human bodies and stop-motion animation?

Well, this video recreates a bunch of games using stop-motion as well, not with humans, this time, but with everyday objects.

via digg

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Posted: August 28th, 2006
at 12:46pm by Black Ock

Categories: youtube,art,games

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