When a Benzo and an El Camino Become the Beast With Two Backs!
The best of both worlds, the Camino, may have flopped, but since when has a flop stopped a ninja at heart? This dude turned his Mercedes-Benz 450SEL into a crazy El Camino / Benz love-child monster-beast!
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 4:16pm by Koookiecrumbles
Categories: hood status,bling,whips
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Duct Tape For Life
I got one of these badboys back in the day through a family connection- and well, I never used it, but always wondered how the bunk it was made…
Step-by-step instructions on how to make a duct tape wallet.
From the online manual, Wikihow
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 4:08pm by Koookiecrumbles
Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,bling,gear
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Easy-Pack Melons
Here’s something to make packing picnics a little easier.
Tesco exotic fruit buyer Damien Sutherland: "We"ve seen samples of these watermelons and they literally stop you in their tracks because they are so eye-catching.
To be sold in UK this September.
via Ananova
(Ed: These were featured in Adbusters - one of my favorite mags - a year or two ago. If I recall correctly, they’re less unnatural than they appear. The watermelons are grown in square boxes to egiv them that shape. Still don’t know if I’d eat one!)
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 4:05pm by Koookiecrumbles
Categories: myninjaplease,business,grub
Comments: 1 comment
The Ruskis Are Back - And With Invisibility Cloaks (What is this, D&D?)
An excerpt from the article from MosNews:
"A professor from the department of quantum and optical electronics of the Ulyanovsk State University in western Russia has patented a method of making things invisible, Interfax news agency reported.
The so-called invisibility cloak, created by Oleg Gadomsky, is called a€oeThe method of conversion of optical radiationa€A in the patent."
(Ed: Whoa. Wait. Waht? The future is today. Now I just need to buy them out and world domination is imminent. Until then, I’m dedicating all of my efforts to obtaining one of these invisibility cloaks. See y’all later - hopefully you won’t see me.)
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 3:58pm by Koookiecrumbles
Categories: bling,too good to be true,clothes,weaponry,gear
Comments: 3 comments
Presidential MC: Meth, Rae and RZA
From 4:21 - A new track from Meth, Rae and RZA.
Check this jam; it is burning hot! These heads are bringin it like it’s 1995 again and I’m lovin’ it. With all these fire albums droppin - MF Doom all over the place blowing up, Ghost’s latest ish, Busta Rhymes (yes, I went there, he’s killin’ it) with his Big Bang and the new Raekwon (which, judging from the pre-release leaks, is going to be too dope for words) just over the horizon - might there be a resurgence in the floundering world of hip-hop music?
Wu World Order!
Loose beats- Presidential MC from method-man.com
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How is Borat Such a Ninja?
I been waiting oh-so-long for this Borat movie to drop. Hopefully it’ll live up to the high bar set by previous antics. He is truly a ninja; you can’t take him anywhere.
While you’re waiting for the movie, watch this goofy-ass clip of Borat on Conan. Unfortunately, it’s in two parts.
on YouTube
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 3:36pm by Black Ock
Categories: myninjaplease,youtube,celebrity,film
Comments: 1 comment
Australia Gets Back To Its Roots
Citing the need to control their fishing waters, Australia has embarked on the development of a new floating prison. Keeping it off the mainlaind is key in this operation. Officials stated that, "We need a vessel that will be able to hold illegal fishers out at sea so we can round up even more of the boats."
"Australia already operates a detention-supply ship, the Oceanic Viking, in its cold southern waters. It is used to hold illegal fishermen caught with valuable Patagonian Toothfish."
Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 2:52pm by Koookiecrumbles
Categories: hood status,life,crime,business
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Just Another Day For Geraldo the Ninja
Mustache Man in his heyday breaks his nose while getting hit with a chair from a skinhead in 1988. I know I remember it, but it’s definitely worth refreshing for the old memory-banks.
Video from Youtube
iPod Accessories Are Officially Donezo
"Your secret dream of running out into pouring showers and singin’ in the rain Gene Kelly style may soon become a reality. Two German media arts students have conceived of the iBrella, an umbrella that doubles as an interactive iPod remote."
(ed: iPod accessories have definitely been donezo, but as long as they have me rollin, Imma keep covering them here, for you, my crazy ninjas!)
Info from news.com.com