Archive for July, 2006

The RS 500

Surprise, surprise, The Rolling Stones and Bob Dylan have found themselves in the top two spots of the The Rolling Stones 500 Greatest Songs of All TimeAA(ninja, please).AAInteresting list nevertheless.

The Flying Car

A short film with Clerks Dante and Randal- are you willing to throw your hat over the wall?

Youtube Video here.

Transforming SPAM to ART

Alex Dragulescu creates art from "data derived from databases, spam emails, blogs and video game assets." These are spam plants and this is spam architecture.

Needless to Say, Un-enthused: Drug Pistol

Usually it’s about 40 to 50 shurikens and smoke screen before the po-deans can catch up to the ninjas. But with the advent of the "meth gun" (as dubbed on Engadget) things are about to get hella easier.

Damn, as if cops don’t point enough gats at us already, now they can test for miniscule traces of drugs. My guess is soon they’re gonna be pointing these things at us like flashlights.

Click the pic for the source press release.
Read the Whole Article @ Engadget

Organic Art: Federico Junca Acebedo

By now you should already know the deal with myninjaplease.com and the dopest contemporary art, but if you don’t the check out some of the art we continue to feature. Frederico Junca Acebedo is an artist currently residing in Miami Florida. His page features all sorts of eyecandy for the masses. Definitely give it a peep.

Here’s a statement by the man himself:

If i could put it into words there would be no reason to do it. When painting i allways wanted forms to develop in the same way that nature develops its magic, when you start a painting you stop thinking about the painting and art and all of that and then you begin to concentrate in emotions, passions, life, the expresiveness of colors, gestures, shapes and how they interact to absorb you…you step into the painting and get immersed in a whole new world in which the reality is felt rather than represented.

Do You Have Mirrors in Your Bikini?

Cuz I can see myself in it… no seriously, chill with the glare, chick.

In what will undoubtedly prove to be one of the greatest inventions of 2006, myninjaplease.com is proud to present to you the UV Metering Bikini.AA What it does is just that, measures how scorching the sun’s rays are and let’s you know when to get the hell outAA(which some of ya’ll farer ninjas need to work on, btw).AA This is truly revolutionary people.AA Go order it, ninjas! Until then, stay away from lobster-back Becky.

[ed: I think I can almost see a tidbit of…]

Article Via: Engadget

The Evolution of Office Space

An historical look at how buildings have moved people to work in different ways. A quote, shall we? Let’s shall.

What kind of working environment produces the best dynamics?AA What set of spatial factors call for the most efficiency while allowing the greatest flow of creativity to surge forward?AA I doubt these type of questions were asked in the early 20th century when Frank Lloyd Wright designed the Larking Building.

Ok well I’m not sure about the validity of that last statement, but it’s an interesting site nonetheless.

At the Working Environment Blog

My Ninja, Please! 7/26/06: The Paris PD be Hatiiin’

I’m not actually talking about Paris, but rather Nancy, France, where police have made one of the most startling busts of the year.AA They managed to thwart an organized crime ring of crazy little ninjas, hell-bent on rolling the world’s largest joint ever.

Apparently these young dons were trying to register the oinj and actually break the official world record (Guinness, I guess) with a J measuring 1.12 meters… with over 70 grams of kind hash.AA But luckily Inspector Gadget swooped in, just in the nickel of time to foil the would-be blazed-outta-their-mind stoners. Little did the teens know that this is nowhere near the real world record.AA Not even close…. (nahmsayn).

"During an investigation targeting a group of four smokers in the eastern Vosges area of France, police discovered the giant joint containing 70 grams of marijuana resin. It had not been finished because of a lack of tobacco."

And if you don’t believe me, read the story @ YahooNews

Get On Down, My Ninja!!!

Annnd it’s X again:

Yo, it’s me, yea boy, Xavier(X-Man) back to make yea laugh again!!!! All i got to say about this is: ninjas can dance, forget that stereotype that you heard, they like to have fun too!!!! I think this ninja might be in "You Got Served 2 : The Final Dance Off " coming straight to dvd; the release date is probably never, butAAyou never kno now a days. Anyways, enjoy the video and stay tuned for more crazy stuff from the X-Man!!!!

[ed: Oh my goodness. who let that black ninja in the club? Can’t take ninjas nowhere…]AA