Archive for July, 2006

The Teletubbies Are Feeling Dem Franchise Boyz

‘nuf said
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Posted: July 19th, 2006
at 5:42pm by Black Ock


Categories: bling,youtube,music,mnp is for the children

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Wow.

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Ninjas all over the world are stunned.

Not only are we shocked (and awed) by your actions, Tom, but we are also ROLLING at you getting your groove on. The one time you get on BET, man…

via: YouTube

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Posted: July 19th, 2006
at 5:11pm by black octagons


Categories: myninjaplease,bling,youtube,celebrity,drogas

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Honk if you love green energy!

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Highway Wind 2

A runner-up for Metropolis magazine’s 2006 Next Generation Award, Mark Oberholzer with Wittenberg Oberholzer Architects, Laura Koehler, and Michael Morrow, designed these Highway Divider Wind Turbines. These ninjas designed small conical wind turbines that would sit on the concrete dividers along highways, which would be spun by the air movement created by passing traffic. The electricity generated would be fed into a cable running beneath the dividers, and then into the city grid. Check out the rest of the comp HERE.

Check out the rest of the comp .magazine’s 2006 Next Generation Award, Mark Oberholzer with Wittenberg Oberholzer Architects, Laura Koehler, and Michael Morrow, designed these . These ninjas designed small conical wind turbines that would sit on the concrete dividers along highways, which would be spun by the air movement created by passing traffic. The electricity generated would be fed into a cable running beneath the dividers, and then into the city grid. Check out the rest of the comp .

Highway Wind 1

Wondering why there are no images at Metropolis’ page? That’s because in true ninja fashion this post has the only images on the net [as of now]. Act like you know.

[images from Metropolis Magazine (the actual paper magazine)]

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Posted: July 19th, 2006
at 2:18pm by orangemenace


Categories: myninjaplease,green,whips,architecture

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How to Spot a Jap

We here at myninjaplease find this to be personally offensive, if not just an interesting link for you history buffs out there.

"In 1942 the US War Department produced a Pocket Guide to China, which includes a comic book-like section titled How to Spot a Jap. The goal of the section is to teach American soldiers how to differentiate the Chinese from the Japanese. It covers differences in the face, feet, stride, and pronunciation of English. (Do any veterans out there remember this thing?)"

Link Via: Sinosplice

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Posted: July 19th, 2006
at 1:36pm by black octagons


Categories: not ninja-worthy

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Robbery Attempt Foiled with Can of Applesauce

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Wait a second.AA Not only did dude shoot himself in the head, but he also got whipped.AAAACan you identify the ninja in this situation?AA Hint: Motts is not a likely weapon.AA

PHILADELPHIA - A customer at a city grocery tackled an armed robber and beat him with a can of applesauce when he refused to drop his gun, police said.

The suspect shot himself in the head during the struggle, and passed out after the 66-year-old customer administered four blows to the head with the Mott’s applesauce.

Once again a disgruntled ninja opens a can… of applesauce.

Read the Full Story at: Yahoo News

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Posted: July 19th, 2006
at 1:06pm by black octagons


Categories: crime

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Then Again… If Michael Douglas is your Pops…

We’ll save you the commentary and just hit you with the excerpt… dude is taking his son to see a shrink now.

AA"Yes, Fatal Attraction star Michael was stung by one of the nasty sea creatures and got his five-year-old son to urinate on him."

"But instead of being concerned at his dad’s weird request, the boy was delighted, according to IMDb."

"He looked at me like he’d gone to Heaven. He was like, ‘This is what I call a good summer holiday! Pee-pee on daddy’s back!'"

Link Via: Sky.com Thanks goAAto Ian.

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Posted: July 19th, 2006
at 12:27pm by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: celebrity,too good to be true

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OLPC Makes Cranking a Laptop Affordable

The divide between rich and poor is constantly growing, especially with the advent of the digital age. Think about it, what would you do without your computer? Where would you cop your gear at, son? The mission of this non-profit association is to develop a low-cost laptopa€"the "$100 Laptop"a€"a technology that could revolutionize how we educate the world’s children.AA One Laptop Per Ninja.AAIt’s got pretty heavy tech blog coverage, but we here at myninjaplease are all about education of the little ninjas, so peep it out and donate.

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Posted: July 19th, 2006
at 12:01pm by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: computers

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Maybe the Poorest Ninja on Earth

This video brings a new meaning to the word budget.AA We do however support the swinging of nunchucks in any and all forms.

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Posted: July 19th, 2006
at 11:47am by black octagons


Categories: not ninja-worthy

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My Ninja, Please! 7/19/06: Flying Car Claims ‘Only Slight Prejudice’

Ok… so let me find out that the Italians (Alfa Romeo) go and make a car with an epithet as the actual name.AA First they call Zidane (another candidate for Realest Ninja Alive) a terrorist and then they go make this joint.AA MAMAMIA! Whassamarra with these guys?

People, I know this is only a concept car, and nevermind the fact that it FLIES, but tell me why this car is named the SPIX?!AA And here it is I thoughtAAthe I-talians had good relations with the Spanish.AA The world’s done gone crazy… although I’m not gonna claim this wouldn’t help-help out some of our finer feathered friends to the south (they count as ninjas too) — and they’re already talking about it.

Check out the page and sleek video here!

Quote from the Spanish page (translated):AA "IfAAthe Italians are distinguished in anything (besides soccer) it’s in the design of whatever object.AA Although the car in question is not actually Italian, it bears the Italian mark, Alfa Romeo."AA This is just a big racist mess.AA Ninja, Please!

AAVia: Techeblog

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Posted: July 19th, 2006
at 10:47am by black octagons


Categories: myninjaplease,whips

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