Archive for the ‘celebrity’ Category

Ahahaha….Celebrities When They Were Leeetle! has a compilation of celbrity yearbook photos and some of them are pretty funny. Here’s a couple for posterity:

Guess who…

and this is?

And who is this sinister character?

Well, Puff Diddles looks the damn same! Haha!

Above, in case you were wondering, we got Eminem, Angelina Jolie and Jack Nicholson.

Go see the rest at IDontLikeYouLikeThat


Post to Twitter Post to Facebook

Posted: September 6th, 2006
at 3:08pm by Black Ock

Categories: celebrity

Comments: No comments

Mr. T vs. Superman. Who Wins?

We all know Mr. T is the realest ninja around these days (except for that little ‘shedding his gold chains‘ thing), but Superman be holding the powers too. This video is the funniest jammy I seen today, so peeps it, little ninjas!

on Google Video via

Post to Twitter Post to Facebook

Posted: September 6th, 2006
at 2:17pm by Black Ock

Categories: youtube,celebrity

Comments: No comments

Cohen on NPR

Interview from npr


Post to Twitter Post to Facebook

Posted: September 5th, 2006
at 9:15am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: celebrity,web

Comments: 1 comment

Segregation Island, Survivor

capt-9ed1104ceabf76c48a7624746f37ece2.jpgAA (the ongoing effects of multiculturalism)

Ok, so… first I’m gonna give you this Rush Limbaugh quote, despite the fact that it’s totally out of context:

Hispanics, he said, "have shown a remarkable ability to cross borders" and "will do things other people won’t do." Asians, per Limbaugh, are "the best at espionage, keeping secrets." Blacks "lack buoyancy" and are "more likely to drown," while the white man’s burden will weigh down the last team with "guilt over the fact that they run things."

The things this guy says, you couldn’t make them up.

The story is that Survivor is apparently about to be segregated by race.AA What this means is that next season’s producers are considering dividing into groups of blacks vs whites and asians vs hispanics!AA I’m not gonna even give you my opinion on this, I’m going to let you make up your own.AA Now go back and read the Limbaugh quote.

"Who would’ve thought reinstituting segregation would cause such controversy? Oh, right. Everyone but the producers of Survivor. "- E! Online

Story via: Yahoo News

[Ed: Thanks to Ms. Barrie for sending this in!]

Post to Twitter Post to Facebook

Posted: August 30th, 2006
at 12:57pm by black octagons

Categories: celebrity,too good to be true

Comments: No comments

In Honor of Nimoy’s Absence

Nimoy was absent from Shatner’s roast- so lets give him some light. He is a b/w photographer, here is his work.

[Ed: Somebody tell me why Mr. Spock’s site is blocked on my proxy at work]

Post to Twitter Post to Facebook

Posted: August 29th, 2006
at 12:56pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: celebrity,photo

Comments: No comments

Tiger Woods swings like a ninja.

From article on 30gms:

"Nike recently took Tiger Woods to a remote sound studio outside Las Vegas and shot him. With the Phantom v5 digital camera, capable of 4000 still shots per second, a piece of hardware normally reserved for military research. A golf swing that would typically happen in the blink of an eye and generate ball speeds close to 185 m.p.h. is transformed into one, full and engrossing, minute of slow motion video."

The video really is breathtaking, as strange as that may sound…

Watch it. Be sure to check the various angles.

via 30gms

Post to Twitter Post to Facebook

Posted: August 25th, 2006
at 2:26pm by Black Ock

Categories: celebrity,art,film

Comments: 1 comment

Mmm - Julia Child Dies, Ninjas Stay Hungry

Life itself is the proper bingeAA- Julia Child

Well as some of you know already, Julia Child has died at age 91.AA And if you didn’t know.. stop smoking so damn much and read a little.AA So in order for you to get over your depression, we here at myninjaplease have decided to bring you some pics and links from damn near of century of tasty treats.AA Click each pic and be surprised where you end up.



scallop.bmpAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA tuna tartare.bmp

Post to Twitter Post to Facebook

Posted: August 18th, 2006
at 12:40pm by black octagons

Categories: celebrity,grub

Comments: No comments

Eve Attempts to Escape the Clutches of a Real-Life Evil Ninja!

I know you all love how half of our headlines have exclamation points. Just for the record, they’re our way of denoting some true ninja ish.

Anyways, for the most part, I try to stay out of other people’s love lives, but this one is just too good to be true. I didn’t know it, but rapper Eve has been dating Teodorin Nguema Obiang, the son of the dictator of Equitorial New Guinea, President Obiang.

President Obiang has been in power since 1979 and reportedly siphons $700 million a year from the oil rich country each year, while it’s citizens live on $1 a day. He doesn’t stop at being a thieving bastard either. He killed his own uncle and the rumor is that he was behind his brother’s "suicide." Oh yeah, and several different sources have reported that he has engaged in "cannibalism." Whooo… Yeah, I said he was an evil-ass ninja, didn’t I?
The money he steals goes, at least in part, to his playboy son’s romantic adventures. From the article, referring to Teodorin, Eve’s love interest:

"Teodorin, the Minister of Forestry, or the "Minister of Chopping Down Trees," as some call him, pursued Eve relentlessly until she finally "gave up" and started going out with him, sources told us. The international playboy spent $700,000 at Christmas to rent Paul Allen’s yacht to fete her on St. Bart’s, tooled around in one of his two Bentleys, and invested $25 million in a rap label, Detroit’s TNO Entertainment."

A source close to Eve says simply: "They will never date again."

Apparently, Eve has come to her senses and realized that if she gets any closer to the family, she might end up "committing suicide" or getting eaten. Let’s hope it’s not already too late.

Article from New York Daily News

Post to Twitter Post to Facebook

Posted: August 16th, 2006
at 7:58pm by Black Ock

Categories: hood status,celebrity,crime,politricks

Comments: No comments

The Realest Ninja Alive Act II: 3-Way Deathmatch

imageNYOL70506300307.jpg Martha_09.jpg FoxyBrown.jpg

Hello boys and girls, it’s that time of the month where the ninja gong is ringing, meaning, it’s time to see once again who is the REALEST NINJA ALIVE, SON! (although Foxy might win on pure grill alone.) This month we feature three very powerful females. Above you see them suited up for business, but watch what happens when… the gloves come off! The results will shock you. A myninjaplease special.

Read the rest of this entry »

Post to Twitter Post to Facebook

Posted: August 16th, 2006
at 3:57pm by black octagons

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,celebrity

Comments: No comments