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Unfortunately, Ann didn’t make the list


My friends tease me about my speech impediment all the time, I would be crazy to feel sensitive toward it since I am an amazingly insensitive prick myself.(I once told an ex, after sex, "You’re money is on the table. Scram!" She didn’t find that funny) But this dude wasn’t a friend, and the mere fact that his main goal was to embarrass me in front of a girl that I had visions of giving me eyerolling mouth-hugs to some drunken night, I was pissed off. So I calmly turned to him and asked him, "How old are you dude?", because I had to make sure he was of legal age first. He said, "I’m 20 years old, why you want to know asshole??. I smiled and said, "Good", then I elbowed him in the chest knocking him back into the convenience store isle, tipping the shit over completely. He looked like he wanted to get up and I angrily screamed, "Get up and I will make your ass squeal like Ned Beatty’s character in deliverance motherfucker!!" As I left the store feeling good about getting that anger out, I thought 2 things: 1: How nerdy am I to spout a movie reference during a "tough guy" rant and 2: Maybe I should think before I speak, because Ned Beatty’s character DID get ass-raped in Deliverance.

So fuck it, I’m not sitting on anyone’s couch any more, I’m going to embrace the fact that sometimes in my life I’m just going to have to put some random individuals on their ass. Matter of fact, in honor of me embracing my "inner asshole", here is a list of people I would love to punch in the face.

[Read the short list]


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Posted: April 3rd, 2008
at 8:08am by Black Ock

Categories: celebrity,film,boredom killer

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Jesse Ventura Discusses Politics

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Posted: April 1st, 2008
at 11:30pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: myninjaplease,youtube,celebrity,politricks

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Final four in A£50m lottery race

Four environmental groups are competing for A£50 million of lottery money, the largest single amount ever awarded by the Big Lottery Fund.

Following a public vote which closed on 10 December, an announcement is due on who has won - the Eden Project, sustainable transport charity Sustrans, the Sherwood Forest Living Legends or the Black Country Urban Park. [via]

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Posted: March 24th, 2008
at 8:00am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: celebrity,green,games,business,mnp is for the children,fo' real?

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2 Pac and JMJ: New Evidence


We learned from the good people over at highbrid nation that new information surfaced about the shootings of 2pac and JMJ that pretty much rocked the rap world.AA They will in turn host a live chat about the subject, TODAY at 1:00PM.AA Whether that is EDT or PDT I don’t know; you’ll have to verify for yourself.AA Sounds like "Fittay" is up to his old tricks. Check out the report:

This morning the LA Times published the finding of investigative reporter, Chuck Philips that alleges B.I.G. and Sean Combs (Puff) knew that Tupac Shakur was to be set up in the 1994 Quad Studios shooting in Times Square. (This of course is the first time Tupac was shot and not the drive by shooting in Las Vegas which would eventually take his life.) Phillipsa€™ describes the shooting as a€oea source of fascination and frustration to law officials and fans.a€A There is no evidence the Bad Boy duo knew that Pac would be shot.AA But Pac always insisted that friends of Sean a€Diddya€™ Combs were behind the incident and the new info uncovered by Phillips supports his claims.

The Times report is extensive and indicates that Phillips has been at this for some time.AA Theya€™ve publishedAA a pdf file of an FBI informanta€™s testimony who has corroborated all of his findings.AA There is also an interactive timeline that takes you from the shooting until incidnets that have occured very recently including the murder of Jason a€oeJam Master Jaya€A Mizell.AAAA The Times will host a live chat tomorrow at 1:00 p.m. where visitors can ask him questions about the report. [VIA]

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Posted: March 18th, 2008
at 10:00am by Black Ock

Categories: music,celebrity,web

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Kanye West on 60 Minutes

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Posted: March 10th, 2008
at 1:31pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: youtube,celebrity

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Who Got the Vocab?!


Cachectic: Having cachexia, physical wasting with loss of weight and muscle mass due to disease. Patients with advanced cancer, AIDS, and some other major chronic progressive diseases may appear cachectic.


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Posted: March 3rd, 2008
at 10:00am by Black Ock

Categories: celebrity,not ninja-worthy

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Goodbye Neverland


Michael Jackson’s famed Neverland Valley Ranch in California will be foreclosed and sold on March 19 unless the pop star pays a balance of nearly $25 million, property records showed on Tuesday.

"You are in default of a deed of trust …," Jackson was told in the five-page filing, according to a copy of the document published by "Unless you take action to protect your property it may be sold at a public sale."

According to the documents, if Jackson fails to pay the outstanding balance, estimated at $24.5 million, Neverland would be sold to the highest bidder at a public auction on the courthouse steps.

MNP is preparing a bid, in case Michael decides not to pay up.

::Full Story::

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Posted: February 27th, 2008
at 1:21pm by orangemenace

Categories: myninjaplease,music,celebrity,fo' real?

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Biggie Changes at Mme. Tussauds


Manhattan - Madame Tussauds is introducing a whole new ball of wax: Interactive exhibits.

The famed wax museuma€™s Times Square branch features a statue of the late rapper Biggie Smalls where visitors can mix his hits. If you blow into Jennifer Lopeza€™ ear a€" or rather her wax doublea€™s ear a€" she blushes. You can cast your virtual vote for president at the Hillary Clinton figure. via

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Posted: February 23rd, 2008
at 6:54pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: music,life,celebrity,too good to be true,business,design

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Quote of the Day

There’s only one type of mo that comes to mind.

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Okay… that’s totally inappropriate but I didn’t say it. Derek Jeter drinks hatorade. I don’t - too much sugar.

People like to talk about the game, about this play and that play - and watch highlights in slow-mo fast-mo or any other type of mo there is.

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Posted: February 14th, 2008
at 12:45pm by Black Ock

Categories: youtube,celebrity,grub,quote of the day

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