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We All Know Real Ninjas Walk in Silence…

But who said anything about gaudy belt buckles?

And I would have remained silent if I thought some of you out there weren’t that ninja-ish. But alas, you are, and I have therefore chosen to inform you of one of the greatest revelations of the tech world: The tackiness of the LED belt buckle can be surpassed!

And it has, in the Egokast Video Belt Buckle, a video and music player that can playback MP3s, MPEG4s and AVIs, storing clips on a MiniSD card.

About $300, payable through Paypal.

Egokast via OhGizmo!

Finally… A chair for my jiggy ninjas on the block….

Haven’t you been dismayed at the lack of playalistic lawn furniture that really allows you to highlight your ninjaness while out lamping in front of your crib? Sometimes the stoop just ain’t cuttin’ it when you really need to floss in style.
Enter the reDO Leather Folding Chair. With touches of wood and interwoven leather strips, this is a chair you can shine in. Just make sure you can ive up to the price tag, a measly $2,500. Right.
Ummm…. Cop it

via productdose

Hahahaha…….Hahahaha…..Ha….

OK, so this has got to be one of the goofiest things I’ve seen in a while…
Behold: The Treadmill Bike!

Keep ya feet out da dirt, my ninjas!

Video of this beast in action…

Via Gizmodo

OK, we know ninjas don’t traditionally ski…

But like my man Bob Dylan said, the times, they are a’ changin. So for you ninjas that want to brush shoulders and throw elbows with the upper crust, definitely book some reservations at these extremely jiggafied ski lodges.

More details in the original article.

via the cool hunter

The Long Term Investment

Diddy just had his 11 million dollar one of a kind necklace stolen during a raid in Ibiza while partying.AA To the ninjas we hired for this job, where are ya’ll at?? Ya’ll were supposed to come back with that joint.AA Let me find one of you ninjas gallavanting out there with my gems and there’s gonna be a massacre.

Suprising from eurweb

Gangster…yet organic

Yes, we know it’s ill. Now go get it.

The Natural Wabi Sink from Stone Forest.

via cribcandy

Stop That!

hahahahaaa…… That’s all.

If you want these (?), you can get them at Prestigious in Lawrencevill, GA.

A bunch of ill chairs…

So for some reason, I came across about 42 beautiful chairs that I would have if my apartment wasn’t a small Brooklyn closet. You know how us ninjas roll, though. So anyways, I decided to take my favorites and wrap them into a single post rather than completely overhauling myninjaplease into a furniture blog. I hope I did the right thing. Anyways, peep game:

The Fresh Fat Easy Chair, by Tom Dixon, is made of hand-woven plastic.

available from furnitureseen

This is the Pigalle Easy Armchair by Cobonpue

available at twentieth in LA

Each of these Strada chairs from stew design workshop is handcrafted and unique.

also at twentieth

This is Alicia by Gregg Fleishman Industries.

It’s available from the Fleishman himself.

Above is another great one from Fleishman, the Caterpillar.

And last but not least, I couldn’t resist putting up a couple pictures of the Levi Table, the wooden tabletop with an acrylic base that appears to be floating in the middle of the room. Those transparent chairs are a bit overkill though, I must say:

Oh yeah, you can get the Levi Table at item

Drop a comment and let us know which one of these you would cop, or which chair you already snatched up that’s iller… (I’ll believe it when I see it.)

This Joint needs a Smokescreen… then it’ll be straight

Duetschland yet again comes through with another tight whip.AA This is the Loremo AG, a car that is going to make its debut at the upcoming auto show in Geneva, and due to be on sale in Europe as a 2009 model.AA Using no fancy hybrid or fuel cell drivetrains, this stylish little bugger gets an impressive 157mpg or 87mpg depending on which model you buy, the LS or the GT.AA With a starting price of just 11,000 euros, you’ll get impressive aerodynamics, an incredibly low curb weight (under 1000 lbs), and a tiny two or three cylinder diesel engine.

I had been thinking of coppin’ a M-1 Abrams tank to put all those SUV-driving soccer mom’s and rappers in their place and show them who’s the realest ninja of them all, but now I don’t know, a Loremo AG would look real tiiiiiiight rollin on some 24’s.AA

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