Archive for the ‘fo’ real?’ Category

Weapons That Don’t Exist But Should

Namely, the squirrel exploder. Great list.

Or maybe GIANT SCISSORS [haha dying]:

Obviously highly effective as a projectile; even discounting that, a giant pair of scissors, though perhaps difficult to maneuver, would make even the failingest of failures unstoppable by conventional methods.
from uncyclopedia

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Posted: November 8th, 2006
at 1:02pm by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: crime,weaponry,fo' real?

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Python Hunting

how to hunt pythons and gallery

from thefucktory

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Posted: November 8th, 2006
at 11:30am by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: myninjaplease,grub,fo' real?

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The Rube Goldberg Machine: Part II

They did it for fun, but Honda can do it better. [production info] Made by kinetic artists Peter Fischli and David Weiss.

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Posted: November 8th, 2006
at 11:15am by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: life,too good to be true,business,politricks,fo' real?

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Energy Drink Forces Politricks to Stop Sleepin’

cocaine.jpg

This new energy drink, ‘Cocaine’ is coming under fire from parents and politicians, concerned it sends a strange message to children [wow…wonder why?]. Now, we here at MNP are all about your freedoms, and feel that in your leisure time you should be able to do you, even if your life resembles a certain Grandmaster Flash song. That being said…Cocaine, the energy drink? These people wanted the exposure. I actually wasn’t sure about posting this, because it was part of their plan people - dupe us into talking about their product so they get free advertising [speaking of shameless product placement…have you printed up any MNP flyers yet?].

Its claim to fame here [outside of the name] is that it packs 280 milligrams of caffeine in 8.4 ounces….meanwhile an ‘acute overdose on caffeine’ is just anything over 250 milligrams [thanks wikipedia], or roughly 3 cups of coffee in a row.

So now politicians want them to pull the product or change the name…and some stores have stopped selling it. Point is tho, do we really need another energy drink? I mean, I’ve watched people pound Redbull right after telling me how bad my 3 cups of coffee a day are for me. Point is tho, who cares? These fools are gonna make millions of dollars in the end cuz they chose a ridiculous name that they knew damn well would start ish [you know a bunch of people were sitting around a table talking about this before the product launch, and it was originally called something like Flash or Shock].

My Ninjas, Please…

[articles at Newsday and MSNBC ]

[ed note: thanks to Dubs for the links]

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Posted: November 6th, 2006
at 12:45pm by orangemenace


Categories: drogas,politricks,grub,fo' real?

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Distilling Salt Water

China turns to distilling salt water to quench millions.

article from today.reuters

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Posted: November 6th, 2006
at 11:21am by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: crime,green,business,fo' real?

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Chrome Children: Live Hiphop is Good for your Soul

Chrom Children

iiight iiight iiight…where to begin? First off, its imperative that everyone reading understand that live hiphop, and I dont mean Luda or Hov [no disrespect, I have their albums too], but real hiphop LIVE is a therapeutic experience. Think you’re not a hiphop fan? Or not an ‘underground’ fan? Well, I dont care. When you’re done here go find tickets to a show, so you can see what I’m sayin, cuz it can’t be explained in this post. All I know is that hiphop speaks to people. So check it.

This post has been inspired by the Stones Throw CHROME CHILDREN TOUR which we here at MNP peeped last night in the Bean. Between J Rocc rippin it on the decks, Peanut Butter Wolf mixing oldschool videos [yeah, I said VIDEOS son] and Madlib/Lord Quas holdin down on the mic, I damn near lost my mind.

But in particular, we’re giving props and a big shout out to PERCEE P, a true ninja in MNP fashion. This dude walked around the crowd for half the show sellin his own CDs. He’s his own street team! I normally resist the urge to buy albums at concerts, but how can you say no when the man is sellin it himself? I had to go to the ATM between sets and hit him up after he went on [was SICK, by the way…ripped it], and bought his last copy off him. And talk about keepin it real, this ish was on a regular ass CD with the title hand written, mixtape style. And now I’ve been bumpin it all morning. ‘…lyrics worse than acid, what we got, scorchin hot, few drops for ya casket, skills are mastered, you bastard. leave you stretched out like elastic…’. Go check him out.

Lastly…know where a great place to act as MNP street team is? HIPHOP SHOWS [any shows, really]. Print out the flyer image and help out the fam.

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Posted: November 2nd, 2006
at 1:29pm by orangemenace


Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,youtube,music,too good to be true,fo' real?,real life news

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Say When

Hate banking fees? Imagine if it worked in reverse.

It happened to Kenneth Shockley when a computer error turned charges against his account into enormous assets. His original balance of $10.86 grew so rapidly that by the spring of 2005, the owner of an Eastern Shore trucking business had millions to his name.

full article at baltimoresun

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Posted: November 2nd, 2006
at 11:11am by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: too good to be true,business,fo' real?

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The Rube Goldberg Machine

a theory against I,AAthe conspirator, and no Rubix cubes aren’t cubes!

from jakejakob.blogspot

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Posted: November 1st, 2006
at 1:39pm by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: life,politricks,fo' real?

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The First Whitey in the Negro Leagues

[Branch Rickey signs Jackie Robinson]

alternate history at nearlygod

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Posted: November 1st, 2006
at 10:13am by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: hood status,life,mnp is for the children,fo' real?,real life news,9th dan

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