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Dizzy Until Dawn

Images from Sean Qualls‘ upcoming Dizzy Gillespie children’s book.

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Posted: October 5th, 2006
at 3:10pm by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: mnp is for the children,contemporary

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Mr. Sparkle

One more globalized version played by Homer to save all that we know as being Japanese culture!?

Commercial from flixya

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Posted: October 5th, 2006
at 9:33am by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: web,mnp is for the children

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South Park, CO, USA

Create your own South Park character.

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Posted: October 4th, 2006
at 11:12am by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: web,games,mnp is for the children

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Finally, touch your PSP without fear

The DS Killer

Ninjas rejoice the PSP takes another step in its ever increasing dominance of the Nintendo DS, DS Lite, DS Supersize, Biggie Size, whatever other kind of DS they wanna invent. Check out these sites for the latest news on a possible touch-screen for the PSP, so now it will be good to touch your PSP.

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Posted: October 3rd, 2006
at 10:17am by Xceleron


Categories: games,mnp is for the children,weaponry

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These babies get wigged out

Well I guess that’s that!

Little wigs for little monsters

via YesButNoButYesAA

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Posted: September 7th, 2006
at 1:06pm by Black Ock


Categories: mnp is for the children,gear

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Watch out for suburban Pirates!!

Our archenemies, the pirates, seem to be taking over a place we know all to well - the suburbs. Recently spotted in the Costco catalog and available for a mere $18,499.99, we have this pirate ship treehouse, clearly an instrument used to train young bourgeois pirates.

in the catalog

via neatorama

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Posted: August 24th, 2006
at 10:32am by Black Ock


Categories: life,mnp is for the children

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8 Important Lessons From ’80s Cartoons

CARTOON: He-Man
LESSON: Ita€™s OK to be gay.

Look at this guy: golden locks cut in a tasteful bob, buff biceps, tanned, toned, hairless torso, a magic sword and most importantly, fabulous powers. Whata€™s more, He-Man invites his handsome friends, the Masters of the Universe, to come hang out in his castle anytime. Of course Skeletor and his fugly cohorts are never allowed access to the secrets of He-Mana€™s dark, dry palace.
Yes, we had He-Man toys, like Ram-Man, Trap-Jaw and even Castle Grayskull. We also had a favorite pair of tighty whiteys that had He-Man on one cheek and Skeletor on the other, battling over our asshole. But did merely owning and wearing that underwear make us gay?
How it affected us as adults: As regards the above question, ita€™s a very complex matter, but in a word: yes. (For more on depictions of homosexuality in ’80s cartoons, please see Care Bears.)

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Posted: August 17th, 2006
at 12:24pm by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: web,mnp is for the children

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My Ninja Please! 7/28/06: Genetically Engineer’d Ninjas

www.myninjaplease.com cannot determine the sex of your child.

Using a technique originated in the Wu-Shan province…

Actually no, we have absolutely nothing to do with this. This site claims that through the use of all-natural drugs they are able to induce a woman’s body to produce a child with the sex of her choice (or that of the overarching warlord of her village). My Ninja, Please! If this was possible through a pill it prolly woulda been done (feel free to correct me if I’m wrong). Just 500 beans a month and you can have that hemaphrodite you’ve been waiting for. Yes, $500.

Genselect.com Article Via: Red Ferret

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Posted: July 28th, 2006
at 3:21pm by black octagons


Categories: myninjaplease,mnp is for the children

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Zeekboogie - 2 Year Old Break Dancing Like a Spectre

This young ninja in training is a dancing machine. It’s pretty intense, really, so just make sure you’re prepared!

Check it out… on YouTube

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Posted: July 22nd, 2006
at 11:57am by Koookiecrumbles


Categories: youtube,music,art,mnp is for the children

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