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Hillary’s Home Video

This whole youtube election thing is a trip, but, I must say… WTF took them so long. It’s not like the internet just came out. Some of ya’ll who watch the fake news on TV may have noticed that we here at MNP have a tendency to be late with our posts on news that’s too popular. That’s just our style. We actually think about what we write [even though that is not readily apparent to the average reader].

So Hillary went and released this video of herself at quite a convenient time. I just posted it because I thought it was pretty interesting. What kind of WASPy mofos were running around with video cameras in 1954? This is the bourgiest working-class-candidate campaign I’ve ever seen by either party in my short tragic life. Can we please see your financial statements?

Now I agree that this post kind of counts as negative advertising, but the whole 3 AM commercial thing got me a little bit mad. I mean, she’s basically proffering the idea that Barack is at home eating chicken or something, totally unprepared for a potential emergency call. And her experience as First Lady somehow qualifies her?

For the naysayers, I digress, you may be right. My own mama postulated that Hillary probably has plenty experience being awake at that time. Who knows where Bill was… probably off eating chicken in Southeast.

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Posted: March 11th, 2008
at 9:35am by Black Ock

Categories: youtube,mnp is for the children,politricks

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Japanese Show of the Week #10

We’ve never had a back to back Japanese Video of the Week extravaganza until now. The chimpanzee dubbed "genius chimp" was, however, too much to pass up.

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They’ve done it yet again. Pretty much conclusive proof that chimps could live alongside humans in society. [ I mean… the ape walks a freakin’ dog ] More to come on the subject, obviously. Thanks to B for the link.

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Japanese Show of the Week #9

Illegal in America.AA With all the racy videos we needed something family-oriented.
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Posted: March 5th, 2008
at 11:59am by Black Ock

Categories: youtube,mnp is for the children,japanese video of the week

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Did I spell that right? For those of you who find that you have increasingly less time in your day to do things like listen to music, we present to you:

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Is Chipmunk-Rap the new chopped and screwed?

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Posted: March 4th, 2008
at 9:23am by Black Ock

Categories: myninjaplease,mnp is for the children

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Can’t Stop Eatin’ Full - Documentary

Since yesterday’s doc was prematurely nuked, it’s only appropriate we come with a whole new one, uncharacteristically on a Tuesday. Enjoy! This one is equally cool.
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Posted: February 27th, 2008
at 11:16am by Black Ock

Categories: youtube,life,mnp is for the children,grub,science,documentary

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Who Got the Vocab!?



1. Philosophy. the theory that only the self exists, or can be proved to exist.
2. extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one’s feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption.


This is a running feature for all you poindexters out there.AA We support YOU… ‘member that.

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Posted: February 26th, 2008
at 9:22am by Black Ock

Categories: life,mnp is for the children,politricks,fo' real?

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Small Pecker Syndrome

[UPDATE: this video link was killed earlier today by a certain corporate entity, thus we are sincerely sorry]
As advertised…

This is a truly interesting documentary about the one thing men don’t want to talk about and the one thing that men constantly think about: wee wee’s.

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Posted: February 25th, 2008
at 12:40pm by Black Ock

Categories: life,mnp is for the children,fo' real?,2 hours on the internet,boredom killer,documentary

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Obama Thrives on MNP ‘Bump’ - Receives New Backers


Think it’s a coincidence that Barack Obama won 11 straight primaries since our official Feb. 8th endorsement? My Ninja, Please! As my little brother would say, "you must be on that water!"

Unsurprisingly, he is not the first candidate to ride the well-known MyNinjaPlease boost to success. In 1998 Gray Davis of California fame successfully defeated two better-funded democrats in the governor race thanks to a mention on MNP megasite, RobotNinja.

When MNP rescinded its endorsement of tycoon Ross Perot, his campaign - just then growing in momentum - came to a griding halt.

With that said, we felt like it was once again time for the plot to thicken, for MNP to drop another bombshell on your unsuspecting heads.

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You might have heard that Chuck Norris recently endorsed Mike "Small Axe" Huckabee in his bid for the white house. In response, the Governator teamed up with Sylvester "Still-got-it’ StalloneAA and came out in fervent support of John "Lymph Nodes" McCain. Obama (not to be confused with the president from Elektra Assassin) had no response to the formation of what would inevitably be a triad, but by all accounts the presidential hopeful was severely shaken. Up until that moment the ass-kicking potential of his campaign had never been in doubt, with almost 70% of potential voters agreeing that he could "smack the sh*&" out of any of the other candidates as recently as a month ago. Campaign aides were reportedly quivering in fear of "the big two" and the almost inevitable ass-kickery coming their way.

Here’s a quote from an aide who wished to remain anonymous:

It wasn’t so much, the first one that scared me. I mean… I’ve seen "The Octagon" and I wasn’t impressed really except by the mustachios; but Rambo, son? My Ninja, Please!

Not to worry, though, Obama supporters worldwide have a new aide in the fight against Hilary and the republican corps. Action hero Jean Claude Van Damme was sighted in close proximity of the O-man, this past weekend. Could this mean that Mr. Van Damme could soon be endorsing our favorite candidate. Close sources say yes, the rumors are true.


To quote Uncle Ruckus on the possibility of a Van Damme endorsement:

"Jean Claude Van Damme is the greatest fighter of all time. He can crush a grown man’s head between his butt cheeks!"

Other action heroes are also rumored to be joining the Obama camp, including Mr. T and Mr. Miagi, both official "Misters" whose titles added to the list of the B-Man’s supporters could bring a slew of other influential windfalls.

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If these rumors are true, and we think they are, we could be in for a level of ass-beatery previously unseen in a presidential election (in America).

"The action hero ‘bump’, while unanticipated and for some, unwelcome, could end up being almost as significant as the MNP bump this year… but only time will tell" - Anderson Cooper


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Posted: February 25th, 2008
at 8:35am by Black Ock

Categories: myninjaplease,too good to be true,mnp is for the children,politricks,9th dan

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Classic Ish of the Week #1

Elektra Assassin


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Posted: February 25th, 2008
at 6:51am by Black Ock

Categories: art,mnp is for the children

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