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"We’re back with Terrel Owens, who said he has a surprise for us…" - reporter
"Well, I’d just like to thank god for this opportunity… Oh the surprise is, we call ourselves ‘white chocolate'"- T.O. on himself and Jason Whitten.

It must be football season.

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I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries.AA I swear to God.AA I don’t know what nothing is.AA I know Italy looks likeAA boot.AA I know London Fletcher.AA We did a football camp together, so I know him.AA That’s the closest thing I know to London. - Channing Crowder, Miami Dolphins Linebacker

The Dolphins and Giants played the first ever regular season game to be played in London on Sunday - complete with giant robot overlord in the form of Jason Taylor.

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I call architecture frozen music. -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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So you’re a real fan, you didn’t just throw on a Red Sox jacket - you’ve actually been through the pain? - Channel 7 News Reporter

Please!AA I’m putting out shirts saying "the Yankees hurt children." -Michael Chiklis

Michael Chiklis loves the Red Sox, and so do these other clowns um… and these…

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No team that wears tank top jerseys can beat the damn Red Sox - anonymous Boston fan

No this isn’t an ad for the kkk… the Red Sox have thwomped the Rockies in an unexpected game one rout.AA It’s kinda true though, they do kinda wear tank tops.

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"I think I’m just lucky to be at the top of the boom. I’m just one of many many millions and am blessed to have been in this generation and really blessed and to take my Social Security now," Casey-Kirschling said during a ceremony held at the National Press Club featuring Social Security Commissioner Michael J. Astrue. [via]

Our first baby boomer has filed for social security. Um… why are they holdin’ ceremonies honoring our future brokeness?

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Affleck’s movie feels more grounded in the specific geography of Boston than any other major Hollywood production ever has. And more populated by real Bostonians. But in striving to capture Boston in all its sordid glory, Affleck overapplies the grit. The problem struck me in an early scene in which the camera lingers on a gaggle of daytime boozers, and I swear, more than one of them has a cleft palate. In an effort to cast aside the Hollywood airbrush, Affleck has zoomed in on the freakish underbelly of Boston and somewhat overstated the case. The result is not so much what Mean Streets did for New York as what Deliverance did for Appalachia. [via]

a review of gone baby, gone by Patrick Radden Keefe

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"Governor Romney simply believes that a public office is a public trust," spokesman Kevin Madden said in the statement. "He believes when a public official enters a guilty plea, they have broken that public trust and should step aside for the sake of their constituents. Governor Romney believes that we need to have higher ethical standards in Washington with a very clear line that should not be crossed." [via]

Romney relishes in the Larry Craig attack on his campaign

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And he not only threw me under his campaign bus, he backed up and ran over me again. [via]

Sentor Larry Craig, caught in a (gay) sex scandal, lashes out at Mitt Romney