Archive for the ‘hood status’ Category

Man Accused of Blinding Wife With Carrot

Now, when you’re in the kitchen and you get so heated you can’t even wait to grab a knife…don’t worry.AA Vegetables and produce are now acceptable ninja weaponry!
original story on CBS 3


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Posted: July 19th, 2006
at 8:47pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,life,crime

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Almost as Ill as a Motorcycle

"A short film from 1976 where a camera is mounted on the front of a Ferrari driving at up to 140mph through Paris. The film was made by Claude Lelouch, who was arrested when he showed the film to the public."

Arrested… wow.

The Google Video Here.

Props to Ian for the link

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Posted: July 18th, 2006
at 9:58am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,youtube,crime,whips

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Ninja Skills Come at a Premium

Watch as a QVC Rep shows the live audience exactly how to tame the likes of an authentic steel Katana!

Watch at Google Video

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Posted: July 18th, 2006
at 9:37am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,too good to be true

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People that Might or Might not Be Ninjas: Part 1

Don’t just sit there… click the pic.

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Posted: July 15th, 2006
at 11:30pm by black octagons

Categories: hood status,youtube

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Yo Son, Run That Soundwalk

Besides the fact that you could get jacked for this if you walk through our Dojo at night, the Soundwalk speaker harness looks like exactly the gear for any true urban-sherpa type. You can click the link if you want all the technical details and whatnot, but basically this piece has speakers in it so you can bump your tunes from your favorite DAP. I guess ideally you would rock this underneath your gi. I hope it got a mute button for stealth mode.

The Soundwalk Speaker Harness
Or read the source article at Red Ferret

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Posted: July 14th, 2006
at 11:23pm by black octagons

Categories: hood status,bling,music,life,clothes

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The Realest Ninja Alive Act I: Cam’ron vs O’Reilly

Both Ninjas with the random apostrophes in their names(?!). Take note that Cam’Ron actually pays attention to and responds to what the principal says. Also take note of the fact that O’Reilly is so insistent that the Terminator movies are cartoons(!?). Cam’Ron officially wins the Realest Ninja Alive Award of the day for offering up the whole record label to go to school to talk to the school kids. Principals on myninjaplease, try this out and let us know how it works out. The overall point: Educate the young ninjas, please.

Best Lines
Cam’Ron to O’Reilly: "Why you don’t wanna let [Damon Dash] talk? You maaad, You maaad! Where’d you start
Current Affair, Right?"
O’Reilly to Cam’Ron: "Wrong."
Cam’Ron to O’Reilly: "You faked a lot of… You… I got dirt on you, doggy!"
O’Reilly to Cam’Ron: "Cam’Ron, shut up."
Cam’Ron to O’Reilly: "I’ma get at you in a minute."
O’Reilly to Cam’Ron: "You go right ahead and get at me."
Cam’Ron to O’Reilly: "I’ma get at you."

The O’Reilly Factor on Fox News
Snippet via: YouTube

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Posted: July 14th, 2006
at 10:27pm by black octagons

Categories: hood status,youtube,music,life,celebrity

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Radio Rahim Status: Holla… iRahim

He had the Love-Hate finger bracelets, and you can too, with the added benefit of listening to a different playlist in each ear. What are we talking about? doggy! When we saw this not only were we rollin’ (while flipping, and mos’ definitely lightin’ that ass up with throwing stars) but we also realized that we were just waiting for the Do The Right Thing mod on hack-a-day.

Then PYP is the placefor all your customization needs. If its not on PYP then it cana€™t be done, ya hear me?!! My name is Romeo Brown and Ia€™m from tha Pimpina€™ Capital of England, Romford! Bo to tha Romford krews. Ia€™ve been pimpin pods for five years and Ia€™ve become a conisseure of the kraft, travelling all over the world to meet with other dedicated a€Podificatorsa€™! Thasright Ia€™m the bigdog of pimpina€™.


via: Red Ferret Journal

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Posted: July 14th, 2006
at 9:06pm by black octagons

Categories: hood status,bling

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Modern Day Bridge Troll Taken in on Charges of Drug Possession!

Boulder police arrested a man who was demanding $1 from joggers and bikers that were trying to cross the bridge. He insisted that he was a bridge troll who owned the bridge. When an off-duty deputy refused to pay, the troll allegedly attacked him, hitting his bicycle with a broken golf club. Trolls apparently don’t know the benefits of a kitana blade.

After being subdued and having the cops confiscate a joint rolled in dollar bills from him, the troll admitted to being on a bad trip.

original article on The Denver Channel
via fark

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Posted: July 14th, 2006
at 7:44pm by Black Ock

Categories: hood status,life,crime,too good to be true,drogas

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Mark Ecko is a Punk-Ass Bitch!!!

Hip-hop fashion designer and official herb Mark Ecko, in an interview with Wired, explains why he supports NYC Mayor Bloomberg’s anti-graffiti, anti-youth measures. This is a dude who made millions exploiting the graffiti culture! Needless to say, he sounds like a complete jackass…

Here’s an excerpt:

"Wired: Given that both your clothing line and videogame celebrate graffiti culture, some might see your crusade as self-serving.

Ecko: Ita€™s completely self-serving. Therea€™s nothing hidden about it. Why is it OK for Procter & Gamble, which owns the Pampers brand, to advocate for all things family and baby? I have commercial interests, too. Nike funds an after-school sports program. Is that self-serving?"

read the full interview on Wired

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Posted: July 14th, 2006
at 11:44am by Black Ock

Categories: hood status,life,celebrity,art,crime,clothes

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